Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Dave!! Is this what you call a big job?!" Danzo roared through gritted teeth.

"What? Isn't this a big deal?!" Dave replied

"I fuck your uncle Dave!!" This is a good word that Danzo has learned from hanging out with Dave in the past few months. At this moment, he feels that it is most suitable to use it on Dave.

"Where's Hiruzen? Why didn't you say anything?" Dave saw only Danzo scolding him. Why didn't Hiruzen say anything? In the past, he was the one who scolded the most.

Dave and Danzo turned to look at Hiruzen at the same time, and saw that his face was flushed, and his smiling and lewd eyes stayed on the Uchiha bunny girls above.

The scenery behind this is really nice...hiss! That plump... that snow-white... Hiruzen just felt like he had entered heaven at this moment...

Dave and Danzo rolled their eyes at the same time, this little monkey still couldn't change his color...

"Yo!! This is youth!! Little boss! Let's push Madara around the village three hundred times!!" Mightwei, who was captured by Dave as a coolie, roared with passion.

"..." Dave looked at the youthful and green Kappa monster beside him, and felt his eyelids jump... He was really afraid that he would say something like Grandma Li knocking on the door...

At this time, Madara, who was swinging crazily on the stage, noticed something and looked towards a certain place with bright eyes.

"Hash Mom! Do you want to dance too!!!" Madara pointed at the red figure in the Hokage Building with bright eyes and roared excitedly. Then Sharingan is now open...can you not be excited...

"...." At this moment, Hashirama and Tobirama on the Hokage Building are still in a state of shock... They can't believe their eyes...

"Motor..." Hashirama came back to his senses when he heard the swaying Madara calling out to him.

"Motor... this time! I won't lose to you!!" Hashirama's heart ignited with fire, and then a Body Flicker Technique appeared in front of Madara! This is the first time in these years that Madara takes the initiative to challenge himself... Naturally, he is also excited

But Hashirama is confused... Uchiha Madara knows how to dance, what the hell does he know?

His gay friend Uchiha Madara also seemed to notice Hashirama's embarrassment, and then Sharingan activated and dragged him into the genjutsu. Hashirama did not resist, because he knew Madara would not harm him.

"Unsolved! Motor! I will definitely beat you this time!!" Hashirama unlocked the illusion. He had already learned how to jump from Madara's illusion, and then he clenched his fists and swayed crazily to the rhythm.

Dave, everyone is dumbfounded at this moment...It's all messed up, it's all messed up...Is this still the plot of the original novel? ?

Today is also the busiest day in Konoha Village

Villager A: "That...that is!! Lord First Generation!! The one next to me is... Lord Madara!! He...they are...this is...could...could this be Konoha?" The latest popular ninja training method? Come on, son! Let’s rock with Mr. First Generation!”

Villager A's son: "..." He really wanted to say, "Dad, do you know what social death is?"

Spy B: "This...First Hokage...and Uchiha Madara! What is that? I have to quickly write down the news and their actions and pass them to the village. Since the Sengoku duo did this, they must have their reasons." , is it some kind of conspiracy?"

The spy had already thought about how he passed the information to the village with great difficulty and danger. His Kage-sama successfully broke their plot and annihilated Konoha in one fell swoop. Then he swaggered back to the village and was personally rewarded by the Kage-sama! When the time comes... hehehe... Xiaomei should agree to me...

Uchiha: "This... this... this... this... the clan leader!! Those... those white thighs, ah! Those women are the women of the clan ? This... this... I have to go back to the clan and report to the elders..."

"Miss Mito, it seems to be very lively outside. Why don't you go out and take a look?" Uzumaki Mito's married maid asked slightly excitedly when she heard the noise outside.

"Huh? Did something big happen?" Mito naturally sensed two huge groups of Chakra outside, which belonged to Madara and Hashirama. Listening to this movement...and both Madara and Hashirama are dispatched together...could there be some enemy in the village?

"Yazi, I'll go out and take a look, you just stay here and don't go anywhere!" Mito became more and more worried as he thought about it, and rushed out of the station...

After a while...

Mito looked dumbly at the two long-haired men swaying crazily on the stage over there, and his heart suddenly went blank...

"Yo! Mito!! Hahahahaha!! How did I dance!!" Hashirama also noticed Mito who was looking at him blankly at this moment and laughed.

After dancing for so long, he felt his lost youth...

"Who are you? Do I know you? I'm not familiar with you. Goodbye." Mito came back to his senses and found that the surrounding villagers were looking at him with strange eyes. Mito understood the meaning of those eyes... you What does it have to do with the guy dancing on the stage?

Mito blushed and went back to the station directly after saying that. He didn't recognize the long, straight black guy outside. That guy couldn't be her husband. Although his husband could be a bit embarrassing sometimes, the one who was swinging wildly was absolutely impossible!

The smile on Hashirama's face froze. Looking at Mito's leaving back, he felt a little uncomfortable...

"Yo! Hashi hot mom! You can't dance! Are you going to give in? Hahahaha!!!" Uchiha Madara was dancing so excitedly that she naturally didn't notice Mito coming over there. When he saw his gay friend motionless, he thought he couldn't dance anymore and laughed.

"Motor! I will never lose to you!!!" Hashirama came back to his senses and heard the ridicule from his gay friend. Thinking that in the past three months, their daily greetings started with the sentence "ugly man", Hashirama was also angry. With a moderate fever, I continued to compete with Madara in dance skills.

Behind the two people dancing crazily...

"The God of Kishimoto...Sage of Six Paths...this...this...don't blame me...it's not my fault if the plot is messed up...Black Zetsu...you can't find your mother either" It's my fault..." Dave cried silently in his heart, changed... completely changed... This place is no longer the Hokage ninja he was familiar with...

At the same time, Dave also had a trace of regret in his heart. Why did he tell Uncle Madara about these girl groups before...Uncle Madara...I miss you...I miss you who always turns evil. ah....

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