Crazy Dave Of Konoha

A moment later, in a certain warehouse

"Now! Execute the first part of our invasion of another world!" George shouted excitedly while standing on the stage looking at the large zombies below.

"Uh~" The zombies looked at him blankly. They couldn't speak, but they could still make sounds. George could understand what they meant.

"Since we want to unify the world, we must have money to carry out a lot of activities! I have already contacted the most suitable job for you! Picking dung! Trust me! As long as you pick up enough dung in this village for ten years! We will Enough money to rule the world!" George roared passionately.

"Uh~"

"Charge! Get the load here! Dash towards Konoha's excrement!!"

"Uh~"

"Fuck, go!"

"Uh uh..." Most of the zombies have their legs buckled inward, and they walk extremely slowly...

George gave all the zombies a place to go, and all the zombies walked out slowly with their burdens on their backs. George looked at the leaving zombies and nodded with satisfaction.

Unifying the world will soon be around the corner! But we still have to think about getting rid of that boy Dave. This boy has the ability to control them and is definitely a big obstacle on his way to unify the world!

Today, Konoha is so lively for the first time, and all kinds of weird things appear on the streets...

At the same time, a big war is about to happen...

"What does it feel like to have a bowel movement..." A Fei squatted in front of the house of Widow Tian on the east side of Konoha, his face full of thoughts.

"A Fei, why don't you pick up the dung?" A White Zetsu picked up the dung and came out, looking at A Fei with a puzzled face and asked.

"I was wondering what it feels like to have a bowel movement...do you know?" A Fei raised his head and looked at him and asked.

"..." White Zetsu was speechless and walked away carrying the dung.

At this moment, a large number of black things slowly came from the west, and they each carried a load in their hands.

They divided the work in an orderly manner, and several people came towards A Fei.

A few zombies walked slowly to the cesspit, picked up the load and started to excrement... White Zetsu, who had just delivered the excrement, came back and was stunned when he saw this scene.

"Hey! This is where our dung picking team picks dung! You can't pick dung here!" White Zetsu walked up and grabbed the zombie and said.

"Huh~?" The zombie just glanced at White Zetsu in confusion, then turned back and continued busy.

"Hey! I'm talking to you! Did you hear it?!" White Zetsu roared in displeasure. There was still something golden left on the burden in his hand, and he turned towards the zombie.

The zombie was beaten into the cesspit, his eyes gradually turned red, and then he stretched out his hand and pulled the White Zetsu down into the cesspit.

The two things started fighting inside... White Zetsu took out some golden objects and stuffed them directly into the zombie's mouth.

The zombie chewed a few mouthfuls, and it tasted good without brains, but a little more delicate. But the zombie feels insulted. Does he use this thing to stuff himself when he eats? ?

"Ugh!!" The zombie was very angry. He also took out some and stuffed them into White Zetsu's mouth.

When other zombies and White Zetsu came back and saw this scene, they also jumped down and started a big melee in the cesspool... throwing golden yellow to each other and feeding each other golden...

This scene also appeared in all the cesspools in Konoha

The incident quickly escalated, and the streets were filled with gold. The situation was so serious that Nine Tails was even surfing the Internet in the Internet cafe.

Suddenly there was an explosion from the toilet behind the Internet cafe, and the whole Internet cafe was filled with gold. The angry Nine Tails also joined the melee, one against two, but after the fight, the little Nine Tails had changed color...

It didn't stop until Dave finally appeared and controlled all the zombies. Black Zetsu and George, the two leaders, were called to the Hokage office.

"You two bastards! Look what you have done to Konoha!!" Tobirama looked at the two things in front of him, one black and one short, and roared.

"I've been picking shit in Konoha for several years, why is this guy here to join in the fun?" Black Zetsu also looked at George on the side unhappily, Laozi has been picking shit in Konoha for several years, why did this guy suddenly escape? What if a gadget comes out and wants to compete with me for business?

"Hmph, you are not the only one who chooses Konoha's shit. Why do you have the monopoly?" George smiled disdainfully, looked at Black Zetsu and asked.

"Shut up! I don't care how you want to pick shit! Now! Clean up the streets of Konoha! If there is still a little smell in the streets tomorrow morning! A little color! I'll give you two a little color to see!!" Tobirama was angry He immediately slapped the table and roared angrily.

"..Okay.." The two gadgets nodded. They looked at each other again, and there were sparks in the exchange of eyes...

The next day, the streets of Konoha were indeed clean, but the two things were very unpleasant.

It was four o'clock in the morning, and it was still dark in Konoha.

"Damn zombies! They're taking my job!" Black Zetsu slammed the table and roared.

"Chief! Then what should we do!!" A White Zetsu stood up and asked.

"Go out now! Go and pick out all the excrement for me except the cesspools in the villagers' houses! I don't believe they can still go out at four in the morning!" Black Zetsu roared. Are you trying to steal business from me? Um? Haha, I didn’t expect that we don’t need to sleep.

But... the zombies thought the same thing after cleaning up the streets they were responsible for... They don't need to sleep either! George also thought about those things that had been sweeping the feces all night. He must be so tired that he wanted to lie down on the ground and go to sleep. Hum, I will pick up the feces while you are sleeping. Hehe, I will pick up the feces after they get up. time, see what they pick?

Well...soon...the war started again...

The battle this time was not too noisy, but it was very bloody...

"The first turd war! I, Black Zetsu, declare war!!"

Among them, the main force on the zombie side were dozens of zombies holding newspapers. A few White Zetsu wet their newspapers with feces and crushed them... These zombies went crazy, and they were simply killing gods and Buddhas. Buddha, a zombie holding two bubbles of feces in its hands can fight dozens of White Zetsu...

"Ha...I didn't expect that. You guys can't sleep either." George and Black Zetsu stood in the cesspit. George looked at Black Zetsu and said with a sneer on his face.

"Both each other, I didn't expect the same for you either." Black Zetsu sneered back.

The two looked at each other, and then, it was about to explode...

"Head-on attack!!" George picked up a puddle of feces in his hand, jumped up, and covered it in Black Zetsu's face...

Black Zetsu was knocked down in gold

"Damn it! You are a shit eater!!"

Black Zetsu stood up from his golden body, took out his feces and smeared it into George's mouth....

The battle was very bloody...