Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Two white-haired men, Dave and Tobirama, worked together to beat up George and Black Zetsu.

And warned the two of them that I would clean up all the gold in the village within three hours.

George and Black Zetsu didn't say anything. Black Zetsu looked at each other with fighting intent, "Wait for me!" When the equipment of my manure-picking brigade comes up, I will definitely fight you again.

The two gadgets greeted their respective hands, and the golden pieces were processed in less than two hours. The two met and shook hands again. Just came according to the post-war agreement. I, Black Zetsu, am also a person of integrity!

After Black Zetsu returned to his warehouse with a team of manure pickers

"This time! We lost because of the equipment! It's not a shame! And we have to work harder!" Black Zetsu looked at the White Zetsu below and gave a motivational speech.

"Only if we work harder! Can we have more money! Can we buy better equipment! This is our next goal!" Black Zetsu continued to speak.

"I always believe that the day we restart the war will be our victory!!"

"Long live the Black Zetsu leader! The Black Zetsu leader is invincible! The Black Zetsu leader is the eternal god!!" All the White Zetsu shouted excitedly.

"But, Black Zetsu leader, where can we buy equipment?" At this time, a White Zetsu asked.

"You don't need to worry about this. You just make money by picking shit. Pick him for a few months first! I have my own channels to buy weapons!" Black Zetsu waved his hand and said. Just leave here first.

At night, Black Zetsu took out his mobile phone and opened the address book... and pointed at the name with trembling fingers...

Soon, the call was answered

"Hello, this is Kakuzu, the financial manager of Aishen Company. What can I do for you?" Kakuzu's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Ahem... Kakuzu... I'm... I'm that Black Zetsu, do you remember me? We were the one who did the tour group together before" Black Zetsu said in a trembling voice.

"Oh, it turns out to be Black Zetsu. What do you want from me?" Kakuzu was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion.

"Um... um... ahem... do you sell arms or something..." Black Zetsu looked up and looked around, making sure no one was around and asked.

"...You want to buy arms?" Kakuzu's tone became a little different.

"Well, it's best to use the special kind that can use feces as a weapon." Black Zetsu nodded and said.

"Do you know that arms are prohibited from being sold to private parties? Do you know that you are breaking the law? If the police find out, you will be imprisoned for several years at least." Kakuzu said in a serious voice. Came from over there.

"Ahem...don't I just want to ask you...if you can help me with that?" Black Zetsu asked in a low voice.

"..Sorry, our Kidney Company is a serious company and does not sell arms." Kakuzu's calm voice came.

Black Zetsu wanted to scold him. Who doesn't know that the arms of the ninja world are made by your bullshit kidney-loving company? You, the one who makes arms, told me that this is a serious company? Are you treating me, Black Zetsu, as a fool? ?

"But... it's not impossible. I have secret resources to do it. It's just... ahem... um, I'm the closest. I have something on hand..." Kakuzu coughed twice and continued. .

"Oh oh oh! I understand, I understand!" Black Zetsu nodded quickly and hung up the phone. He found Kakuzu's account on Penguin and sent the other party a red envelope.

The red envelopes on Penguin are considered real money, but the money in them can only be used to order Mei Zhu takeout and recharge games. Can't withdraw money or anything.

Money means receiving the red envelope from you.

Money is life: xxxxx, this is that person’s phone number, just call him and explain your request.

There is only one good mother in the world: thank you Mr. Kakuzu for your help!

Money is life: Hey, you’re welcome, do you want to take money to do things?

Mr. Kakuzu is indeed the financial manager of Kidney Love Company. He is indeed very down-to-earth. Black Zetsu smiled happily. Then he turned on the phone and dialed the number.

"Hey, hey, hey, this is the Akatsuki organization. I'm Oro, please answer." Oro's voice came from the electric ring.

Black Zetsu was confused when he heard the familiar voice on the phone...this voice...isn't this voice the voice of that Kakuzu guy just now? ? Why are you coming here with me? ? ?

"Damn Kakuzu, you bastard! You actually cheated me of my penguin money!!" Black Zetsu couldn't help it and cursed.

"I'm Oromo, who is Kakuzu? What's the matter with you? If nothing happens, I'll die." Oromo said calmly.

"...Something...I have something...I want to order a batch of munitions that can use feces as cannonballs." Black Zetsu forced himself to calm down...Damn you bastard! Damn black-faced buckler! He knew this product was definitely not a good thing!

"Hey, are you still asking for customized arms? Yes, but the price may be a bit more expensive, and if the quantity is large, you may have to wait for a while." Oro Mo said slightly surprised.

"Hmm... I can afford to wait. How about three months?"

"Yes, but you have to pay a deposit, and if you don't come on the day you receive it, or for various other reasons, the deposit will not be refunded." Oro said calmly.

"Black businessman...Okay, how can I pay the deposit?" Black Zetsu really wants to find this thing and slap him a few times to relieve his anger...

"Come to my house and ask me to give it to you."

"Damn you bastard for saying you're not Kakuzu!!" Black Zetsu roared.

"Kakuzu? As far as I know, Kakuzu is a handsome person with a kind heart, a good employee of the kidney-loving company, and a good comrade, right? I have nothing to do with him, I am Oro Mo," Oro Mo said very shamelessly.

"Okay...ok...I'll go now..." Black Zetsu hung up the phone and walked towards Kakuzu's house angrily.

Black Zetsu arrived at Jiaojiao's house, paid the deposit to Kakuzu and left. He couldn't look at this black-faced bucking ghost again. He was afraid that he couldn't help but go up and fuck him... uh... he couldn't do it... damn! Wait for my mother to come back! I must let my mother kill this bastard! !

Kakuzu, on the other hand, didn't think too much. He took the money, sent the order to Orochoku, and didn't care about anything else.

Orochimaru and George, who were busy in the experimental base, heard the sound coming from the computer behind them.

"George, can you help me check whose news?" Orochimaru was at a critical step and did not dare to be distracted, so he said to George on the side.

George walked to the computer and jumped on the bench. It was the news from the black-faced dunk ghost, order?

"Specially made munitions that use excrement as cannonballs??" George was confused when he looked at the name of the order...Why does this...seem a bit familiar...