Crazy Dave Of Konoha

On this day, Black Zetsu put down all the matters in the hands of the manure picking brigade

Arrive at Uchiha tribe land

Madara sat on her seat and slowly opened her eyes. A pair of purple eyes with outlines like growth rings suddenly appeared in her eyes.

Black Zetsu almost jumped for joy when he saw this scene! ! How many years! How many years have passed! ! Mother is finally coming back! !

Go ahead and pick shit! Mother is the most important! !

"What should we do now??" Hashirama felt the silent atmosphere and asked a little unbearably.

"Go save mom!" Black Zetsu shouted excitedly.

...

"...What was the process of saving your mother?" Dave looked at Black Zetsu and asked.

"After Master Madara has the Rinnegan, he can Summon the Gedo Statue and inject the Chakra of the nine tailed beasts into it to summon Ten Tails. The Ten Tails will evolve into the final sacred tree. Master Madara will fuse with it and then release Infinite Tsukuyomi." , Mom will be resurrected!" Black Zetsu said excitedly.

"Black Zetsu...you are a bit dishonest. There is one key step you didn't mention." Dave smiled and looked at Black Zetsu and said.

"Uh...ahem...that's...that...the caster will eventually disappear when the mother comes..." Black Zetsu coughed awkwardly and said...damn, this brat definitely knows something! hateful!

Madara gave Black Zetsu a cold look, and Black Zetsu was knocked away by a repulsive force.

Madara stood up slowly and looked at her hands

"This feels... not bad..." Madara smiled evilly and said slowly.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"...I remember... Gedo Statue seems to be sealed on the moon, right?" Dave thought about how to get Kaguya out without sacrificing people.

"Yes, yes! Gedo Statue is sealed on the moon!" Black Zetsu nodded quickly.

"If we go to the moon to directly remove the Gedo Statue, and then make him a sacred tree, and then find a scapegoat to fuse into it and release the ninjutsu you mentioned to be implemented on the moon, can your mother come out?" Dave thought for a while. said.

"..." Black Zetsu didn't know what to say for a moment...Yes! TM's Gedo Statue is sealed on the moon. If the Gedo Statue is released and a scapegoat is found, then mom can still come out too! !

"The question is how do we get to the moon??" Black Zetsu has been waiting for a thousand years just to wait for a Rinnegan Summoning Gedo Statue. If he had thought of this method, he could just go to the moon and get the Gedo Statue. What else could he do? Rinnegan.

"When I was on a mission outside a few years ago, I discovered a cave. There was a stone tablet in the cave. The stone tablet seemed to record a passage to the moon," Dave said blindly.

"Then what are you waiting for! Let's go quickly!!" Black Zetsu pulled Dave's thigh and started to run...

...

Dave led everyone towards the scene in the plot he had watched...

Everyone fell into a lake, and everyone suddenly entered the illusion. This was an illusion lake, but Madara was not affected by the illusion and helped everyone unlock the illusion... But when I went to see Hashirama... this guy didn't know The posture of holding something and drooling made Madara sick...

After coming out of the lake in the opposite direction, they met a big crab...well...Dave and Hashirama grilled it and ate it...well...it was delicious...

After coming out of the cave, everyone looked at the distorted sea level, always feeling very weird... (This is based on the theatrical version, because there was not enough time, I did not read the details of how to enter the moon, sorry)

At this moment, in the castle of the moon

"Oops, Master! Someone broke into the moon!!" A figure rushed out of the castle and looked at a middle-aged man above the main seat and shouted.

"...Sigh...what a troubled time...Has the road from the ninja world to the moon still been discovered? How is the situation at the branch house now?" The middle-aged man sighed helplessly and then asked.

"The people over at the branch house...have begun to have thoughts about Tenseigan..." The man's words were mentioned in the branch house. His tone seemed a bit low...

"Bastard! Are they even thinking about Tenseigan?" The middle-aged man's face turned red and he roared fiercely.

"Then what should we do now, Master?"

"Let's go find those outsiders first and see what their purpose is." The middle-aged man stood up slowly, and the two walked out of the castle...

Dave

"Interesting, there are people on the moon?" Madara looked at the castle buildings in front of her with a look of interest on her face.

"Ahem... Madara, will our sudden intrusion disturb them?" Hashirama walked up to Madara's ear and said awkwardly.

Madara glanced at this b with disdain, Hashirama is still so timid and fearful. Hum hum, I will definitely fight with you when I go back. With Rinnegan in my possession, I am invincible!

"People from the ninja world, why do you come to us?" This is, two figures slowly walked up from a distance, looked at Dave and asked.

"Yo! Hello! My name is Senju Hashirama!! Eh??!! Why do you have supercilious eyes!!" Hashirama waved his hands happily and shouted. But when the two walked in, Hashirama was surprised when he looked at their white eyes.

"We are the Ōtsutsuki clan, and I am Ōtsutsuki Tagami, the current head of the clan," the middle-aged man said slowly.

"Huh? The Ōtsutsuki clan? What's your relationship with the Hyuga clan?" Hashirama was even more confused. His surname is not Hyuga?

"The Hyuga clan in the ninja world? Oh, it is recorded in ancient books that they are the lineage left by their ancestors in the ninja world. Our lineage followed our ancestors to the moon," Tiangami continued to explain.

"What is your purpose?" Tiangami asked.

"Go away! We are here to save my mother! Get me the Gedo Statue!" Black Zetsu stepped forward and said fiercely.

"You...are here for the Gedo Statue?" Tian Shang's eyes became sharp and he asked with a sharp tone.

"Master of the house! What you did is not kind! A guest is here, why don't you tell us about the branch house?" At this time, several more figures came from a distance, and a man came forward and looked at Tian Shang. asked angrily.

"What are you doing here? Tian Shang frowned. People from the branch house are also here. Tsk, it seems like things are in trouble.

"Are you people from the ninja world?" The man smiled and did not answer Tagami. Instead, he looked at Madara over there and asked.