Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The mother and son hugged each other and cried for a while... Kaguya then let go of the two children in his arms and looked at Indra Ashura over there.

"Hagoromo... who are they?" Kaguya looked at Hagoromo and asked.

"They are my children," Yuyi smiled, shook his head and said helplessly.

"Hey! Father! Why are you here too!" Ashura let go of Hashirama in his arms, ran to Hagoromo and asked with a smile on his face.

"Huh? Father, this lady looks like the grandma you told me before." Ashura looked at Kaguya and murmured in confusion.

Kaguya looked at Ashura blankly, and Ashura smiled brightly.

Kaguya suddenly hugged Ashura... I even have a grandson...

"Ashura, she is your grandma." Feeling the awkward look in his child's eyes, Hagoromo smiled and said.

Ashura was stunned for a moment, but still giggled and let Kaguya hug him.

After a moment, Kaguya let go of Ashura in his arms and looked at Indra over there...

Indra looked at everyone coldly, unmoved.

"Indra...she is your grandma, let her see you" Yuyi hesitated and said helplessly.

Indra remained unmoved and looked at everyone coldly.

Kaguya took steps and walked slowly towards Indra...Indra wanted to leave here, but found that she couldn't move, so she watched helplessly as this so-called grandma walked in front of her.

"Child... let go of your hatred..." Kaguya asked softly while holding Indra.

Indra's heart went blank and she nodded involuntarily...

Kaguya let go of Indra and looked at Hagoromo Hamura, Indra Ashura, Hashirama and Madara, with a smile on his face...

Madara carried Dave on her back, and everyone returned to Konoha... In the hospital, Hamura told everyone everything that happened from the beginning to the end of the thousand years.

"Spicy filling!" Indra and Madara looked at Black Zetsu and shouted at the same time. Black Zetsu was directly knocked away by two huge repulsive forces.

Black Zetsu is confused, why do you two hit me? ? Although... I am a thousand-year-old cunt who has a lot of dirty tricks behind my back... but you don't have to treat me like this!

As a result, Black Zetsu ran to Kaguya's side and looked at Kaguya with "kawaii" eyes... Kaguya closed her eyes and forced herself not to look at him... This was her own will. .This is your own will..

"Woohoohoo! It's great brother!!! It turned out that you were misleaded by this black winter thing! I know! I know you still love me!" Ashura pushed directly into Indra's arms, oh oh Choking.

Indra looked at Ashura in her arms with a complicated expression...I didn't know what to say..

"Then you mean... Ashura is my ancestor! No, no, no, he is the ancestor of the Senju clan! Indra is the ancestor of the Uchiha clan! And our two clans have been fighting for hundreds of years because of the Chakra reincarnation of the two ancestors. Mischief?" Hashirama looked at the two of them and said in surprise.

"Yeah" Hamura smiled and nodded.

Madara and Indra looked at each other, is this guy my ancestor? Madara thought in confusion. Is this my descendant? Indra thought with the same confusion.

"Huh, now that everything has been resolved, let these things be sealed forever. You are welcome to live in Konoha in the future!" Hashirama breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile.

"I'll go live in the Uchiha tribe." Indra looked at Madara and said calmly. Madara nodded.

"Then you can live in the Senju Station. There are still a lot of open spaces in the Senju Station." Hashirama smiled and looked at the other four people and said.

So, everyone left Dave in the hospital and went back first. Well, Yue Mei is watching over there.

night

Mito looked confused at the sudden appearance of several people at home...

"Hashirama, who are they?" Mito looked at Hashirama and asked in confusion.

"Ahaha... This is very troublesome to explain." Hashirama touched his head and said with an embarrassed smile.

"Forget it, just make your own arrangements." Mito waved his hand helplessly and returned to the room.

After a while, a burst of singing came from Mito's room. Kaguya tilted his head in confusion and walked into Mito's room.

Kaguya walked slowly to Mito's side and looked at the people on the computer swaying to the singing. Kaguya found it interesting, and the two of them watched like this for half an hour.

"For "The Most Stunning Konoha Style", the dance moves are still a bit unsightly." Mito murmured thoughtfully after watching the video.

"If these people hold something like a fan to add some color to the scene, it won't look so monotonous," Kaguya said lightly.

Mito suddenly turned around and saw this woman with two horns on her head. Mito thought about what she said just now, and after thinking about it carefully...it seems so.

"Thank you so much! My name is Uzumaki Mito, what's yours?" Mito asked with a smile.

"Ōtsutsuki Kaguya" Kaguya nodded and said calmly.

Then, the two began to choreograph various dance moves of square dancing and started to be wild...

Outside, seeing their mother chatting so happily with the junior, and seeing their mother quarreling with that woman over a trivial matter of movement, Hagoromo and Hamura looked at each other and smiled... It seemed that their mother had a friend. ..

"Brother, are you back? What are these?" At this time, Tobirama returned home. Tobirama did not go to this operation, so when he opened the door and saw several people suddenly appearing in the house, he looked confused... .

Hashirama briefly introduced each other, and Tobirama didn't care about that much.

Tobirama nodded and didn't care about that much. He was here just to earn a living. Dave won't live with him anymore after getting married... He's usually too lazy to cook... Well... Come to Big Brother's house and have sex for free...

Tobirama sat on the table next to the living room, picked up the documents brought out of the building and began to correct them. He is also a dedicated and good Hokage. I don’t want some people...well...

Hagoromo felt bored and walked to Tobirama's side, looking at the documents Tobirama was correcting...

"This method will definitely not work. Look at the suggestion made by Kakuzu to reduce the tax on this kidney-loving company. It has been reduced from the previous 20% to 10%. He actually wants to reduce it to 100%. 0.1%, how is this possible?" Tobirama was flipping through it, and Hagoromo was also looking at it. After reading it, Hagoromo thought this was ridiculous.

The Ninja Sect he managed thousands of years ago also had this kind of tax, but at that time everyone was single-minded, voluntary, and did what they could. Hagoromo will not force taxes or anything, but everyone still pays taxes enthusiastically. Of course, the tax at that time was food.

Thousands of years have passed, and it seems that the management model of the ninja world has become forced, but this one called Kakuzu is a bit too much.