Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Tobirama looked up doubtfully at the young man with two little horns on his head.

Of course he, Tobirama, knew that this was unreasonable. Kakuzu usually sent him so many bastard suggestions like this, so he put a big "x" on the document.

Then Tobirama took out another document.

"On How to Distribute the Will of Promoting Fire" Sarutobi Hiruzen & Shimura Danzō.

Hagororo looked at the self-awareness thoughts marked on it, and chatted with Tobirama word by word...

Hamura looked at his brother's appearance and shook his head helplessly. The eldest brother is still like this...

night...

Hashirama sneaks into a room.

"Ashura...Ashura!" Hashirama looked at the young man snoring asleep on the bed and shouted softly.

"Um...who..." Ashura asked sleepily as the snoring bubble on his nose was broken.

"I...Hashirama...ahem, do you want to go out to play? Your brother is going too!" Hashirama asked with a smile.

"Hmm.. Let's go out to play.. My brother will go too... Huh?? Brother will go too?? Where to play!" Ashura murmured vaguely for a few times, then stood up suddenly and asked.

"Let's go!" Hashirama chuckled.

The two climbed out of the window and climbed over the wall and ran out.

Yuyi felt this scene... and smiled with relief on his face... Then, the smile on his face solidified... Why did his mother go out...

"Where are you going?" Kaguya's figure suddenly appeared in front of the two of them, startling them.

"Ahem...grandma, we're going to play." Ashura smiled awkwardly and touched his head.

"Going out to play? It's so late, why are you playing? Go back to bed!" Kaguya said calmly. If she didn't take care of her sons, she should take care of her grandchildren. I, Kaguya, want to be a dedicated grandma.

...Hashirama and Ashura look at each other...

"Grandma, good grandma, can you let us go? Just this time! Just this time!" Ashura held Kaguya's hand, his eyes glowing with buling buling, and he begged coyly.

Hashirama on the side took Kaguya's other hand and nodded quickly.

Kaguya was unmoved... The two looked at each other... Hmm...

"Grandma~~" "Grandma...that's not right...ancestor~~"

Kaguya looked at the two such cute juniors and felt soft, forget it, just this time.

Hashirama and Ashura left here holding hands with a smile.

Bar entrance

"Why are you here so late?" Madara looked at Hashirama who came more than ten minutes late and asked in confusion.

"Ahem... I met an acquaintance on the road and said hello," Hashirama said with an awkward cough.

"Let's go, the DJ is already here." Madara glanced at this guy lightly, then turned and walked in.

Indra followed Madara, Ashura followed Indra...

Arriving at the scene...

"..The one above pervert..." Indra looked at the stage, where a bandaged man was twisting two bandages in his hands, and asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"Oh...he is the Second Tsuchikage, who came to Konoha to promote friendly exchanges. He likes to dance" Hashirama explained with a smile.

"What's fun here?" Ashura looked around and asked doubtfully.

"Madara, what are we going to do this time? Should we drink first and then dance? Or go straight to the point?" Hashirama looked at Madara and asked with a smile.

Madara gave Hashirama a faint look...

Four o'clock in the morning...

"Indra!"

"Ashura!"

"Motor!"

“Hash hot mom!!”

Because of the way Toro and Madara dance... they look very cool and handsome...

Well... As for Hashirama and Ashura... Hashirama got drunk and helped Ashura open the door to the New World...

Two people wearing green long skirts with their bellies exposed were writhing angrily...

Madara and Indra are both extremely drunk... They were having a fight just now... The wine bottles they drank have blocked the booth over there...

Madara smiled contemptuously and looked at Indra imitating her own dance... Really, do you even want to imitate my dance? Is this my ancestor?

"Wait for me for a while." Then, Madara smiled evilly and staggered to the bathroom.

Indra naturally felt Madara's disdainful eyes. Is this okay? Being scorned by one of his juniors? I also followed him to see what this guy was going to do...

After a while...

The two are back... Hashirama and Ashura are dumbfounded at this moment...

Madara and Indra were wearing black stockings and a black skirt around their waists...

"Oh, do you even have to imitate me?" Madara, who was already drunk, looked at Indra aside with disdain and asked.

"Hey, how about it? Let's compete?" Indra asked with a disdainful smile. He has just arrived, how does he know how many kinds of dance there are... Well... let's imitate the junior, but this junior looks down on others?

Then, the two of them were on the bar counter in an instant. There were two steel pipe pillars on the counter...

Uh... Anyway, everyone was scared away...

"Oh oh oh!!" Hashirama and Ashura's faces were rosy, probably because they drank too much. The two of them looked at this scene and howled like a gorilla...

Seeing two drunk people standing on the stage swaying crazily... Wu on the side saw that his stage was occupied by these two wall hangings, and felt very unhappy... He had no choice but to fight. But...fuck!

Forget it, I heard that kid Dave is in the hospital... Let's go check it out. It seems like that kid can't eat hard and spicy food. I'll bring some barbecue.

in hospital

Dave looked at the person in front of him who had a grilled squid in his left hand and a grilled kidney in his right hand...

"Fuck! You bastard! Did you do it on purpose?" Dave, who was wrapped in bandages, roared angrily.

"What? What is it on purpose? I didn't know you couldn't eat these. It's such a pity. I originally thought of bringing them over for you to eat together." Wu innocently shook his head and said.

"Well, it smells so good. The cumin is sprinkled just right." Wu smiled, took a bite of the roasted kidney in his hand, and said with a meaningful expression.

"Nurse! Nurse! Call the police! Someone is trying to murder someone!" Dave roared toward the corridor.

Uh... Anyway, the hospital at four o'clock in the morning... Well... Dave's is still a VIP soundproof ward...

The next day, regardless of what happened on Dave's side, the Uchiha Police Department received a call this morning...

Uh...the crime is...two people used the Forbidden Technique in the Sealed Book...

However, when the police officers arrived at the scene and saw that it was their minister... uh...

Madara and Indra were acquitted because they were immoral under the influence of alcohol. It was a moral issue and had nothing to do with legal factors. Well... they were acquitted.