Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The next day, early morning

"Ahahaha!! We finally came to the ninja world! The ninja world! Destroy it!!!" A group of white-eyed people arrived in Konoha.

Looking at the branch house people who were getting more and more rampant, Tian Shang shook his head helplessly...

They are really ignorant... Their clan is divided into the clan house and the branch house. The clan house is to guard the Gedo Statue according to the instructions of the ancestors, and the branch house is to take care of the Tenseigan left by the ancestors...

Last time, the woman from the Gedo Statue came to the moon to get Tenseigan, but the people at the branch house didn't give it to her. Well... half the moon was gone...

That woman is still in the ninja world. Are you so arrogant?

"Kill! Start from this village! Implement the will of the ancestors! Let the ninja world disappear!" the branch house leader roared.

"Let us inquire about the situation first! Come two people! Come with me to this village to have a look!" The head of the branch house called a few people over and ran towards Konoha.

Tabami shook his head helplessly, took out his cell phone from his pocket and sent Dave a message. This was what Dave had given him before. He just asked the people from the branch house to tell him when they came. This phone is indeed a good thing, but the data charges are very expensive, and every time you owe money, a Q version of Kakuzu will appear on the screen of the phone, constantly tapping the screen and vibrating to remind you that it is time to pay...

Outside Konoha's wall

The head of the branch house made a gesture, and several people jumped on the wall, then jumped down and jumped into Konoha.

"Haha, the ninja world really deserves to be destroyed. Is the defense so weak?" The branch house leader said with a disdainful smile.

"Don't move!" At this moment, several Uchiha policemen in police uniforms appeared around them.

"You guys smuggled into the village illegally, come with me back to the police station." The leading Uchiha police officer frowned and looked at the clan leader and said.

When the villagers passing by saw this scene, they all came together to watch the excitement. Are there still illegal immigrants in the village these days?

The patriarch of the branch house looked at him and was surrounded instantly...with a confused look on his face...

Police Uchiha saw his expression and smiled disdainfully, pointing to the wall. The head of the branch house opened his eyes... There was a thin red line on the wall of Konoha... Damn it! Careless!

"We are the Ōtsutsuki clan! Who is not afraid of death! You step forward!" There was no other way, the branch house clan leader stood up and looked at everyone and shouted.

The villagers and police took a step forward...

"...If you have the ability, let's follow the rules of ninjas! Let's challenge each other!" The leader of the branch house was even more speechless and shouted hurriedly.

"..That aunt! That's right! It's you! The one with the onions in your hand! Come out!" The branch house leader looked around the crowd, pointed at an aunt holding onions and shouted.

The aunt walked out from the crowd and looked at the branch house leader in front of her with confusion.

"Why are you looking so fierce? Do you think you can beat me? I'll let you do whatever you want, just hit me!" the branch house leader said with a disdainful smile.

"boom!"

The aunt suddenly took out a pistol from the basket of onions in her hand and shot the branch house patriarch in the leg...

The branch house patriarch suddenly fell to his knees in confusion.

"...Auntie, what do you do..." The branch house patriarch was confused...where did this aunty come up with this thing?

"I am a farmer"

"Go back to the fields..." The branch house leader clutched his bleeding thigh and gritted his teeth.

"Isn't it clearly stipulated in the village that private units other than ninjas are not allowed to use guns? Auntie, what is this?" The Uchiha policeman on the side also asked in confusion.

"Oh, my son is a ninja, he bought this for me for self-defense."

"Oh...then it'll be fine..."

The head of the branch house wants to scold his mother, what the hell are you doing as a plow with this thing? ? ! Are you hunting mice in the field? ?

"Okay, don't talk so much, come with us!" Police Uchiha took out his pistol from his arms, pointed at the branch house patriarch and said slowly.

Well...the operation failed and the branch house leader was arrested. What else could they do to cause trouble like these idiots? The rest of the people followed Tian Shang into the village, and the branch house was so terrible that they didn't even dare to say anything...

Tobirama arranged him to the side of the Hyuga clan. After all, the two clans have the same origin, so he can have trouble with the two clans.

At noon, inside Senju Station

Hamura also moved to the side between the Hyuga tribe and the Ōtsutsuki tribe. He felt that it was better for him to look after his own descendants. As for Hagoromo, he still lives in the Senju Station, and usually goes to the Hokage Building to help Tobirama with his office... Izuna even feels that her position as secretary is threatened...

"Mito, can you teach me how to cook?" Kaguya looked at Mito busy in the kitchen and asked.

"Oh? Kaguya, do you also want to learn to cook?" Mito turned back to Kaguya in confusion and asked.

"Well, I want to make some for the kids." Kaguya nodded. Only now did she realize that she was really an incompetent mother and had never cooked a meal for her children.

"Okay, come on! Let me teach you a simple lesson first!" Mito smiled, Kaguya is really a good mother.

a moment later

"... Kaguya... you put it wrong... that's sugar..." "That's vinegar!" "Put soy sauce!! Why did you put sesame oil!"

Amidst Mito's exclamations... Kaguya's meal was successfully cooked...

Mito looked at the dark plates in front of him...a fly flew over the dishes and he fainted instantly...

Mito swallowed...

Kaguya is such a good mother... Fortunately, she never cooked for her children before...

"How is it?" Kaguya wiped the dust from his face and asked calmly.

"...It's your first time cooking Kaguya and you can do it like this. Hmm...that's great." Mito felt the hope in Kaguya's eyes and nodded in praise.

"Yeah" Kaguya nodded and put these dishes into the lunch box...

The lunch box is made of plastic. In the eyes of Mito and Kaguya, the lunch box is corroding at a speed visible to the naked eye...

The atmosphere fell into silence...

"Mito...is it a problem with the food I cooked?" Kaguya was silent for a while and asked...

"No...it's a problem with the lunch box..." Mito said against his will...

Then, Kaguya took out the iron lunch box from the side and put the food in... Well... it's okay this time...

So, Kaguya happily went out to look for his children with a bunch of biological and chemical weapons...

Mito looked at Kaguya's back... I hope they will be fine... Hmm... probably...

"Mito, what's the smell in the kitchen?" At this time, Hashirama came back and asked with a smile when he saw Mito dazed in the kitchen.

"Hey, are you ready to cook?" Then, Hashirama saw the residue in the pot where Kaguya had cooked, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

Mito hesitates to speak...