Crazy Dave Of Konoha

(I wish you all a happy Chinese Valentine's Day. Well, reading the novel will make you happier.)

Small Nine Tails vs Eight Hundred White Zetsu & One Black Zetsu

Nine Tails is Nine Tails after all... Even though this is just a clone of him, it is not something that a group of White Zetsu can defeat...

Sui Renhe humblely looked at the little figure hitting White Zetsu on the field, his eyes were shining...

Little Nine Tails looked at the White Zetsu gathered around him and took a mop stained with feces from the White Zetsu at his feet.

When the mop is stained with feces, the little Nine Tails is like a god descending into the world. In the process of waving the mop, the golden color is also constantly splashing out... Everyone in the Internet cafes watching the battle is not spared...

half a day later

Eight Hundred White Zetsu fell down... Little Nine Tails took the mop and looked at the Black Zetsu over there...

Black Zetsu swallowed... He thought about leaving here quickly... I don't want the money, this is nothing...

"Ahhh!! Black Zetsu!! Feel the pain!!" Nine Tails jumped up and stabbed Black Zetsu from the sky with a mop...

Seeing Black Zetsu who passed out with a golden mop in his mouth, little Nine Tails nodded with satisfaction.

"Come here! Tow away!"

The second fecal world war ended when Black Zetsu was dragged to the hospital with a fecal mop in his mouth...

in hospital

"Hahaha! I'm finally out of the hospital!" Dave stood outside the hospital door, shouting excitedly.

"Be careful, your injury is not healed yet," Yuemei said helplessly as she stood aside.

"Okay little rabbit, I will listen to you," Dave said with a smile.

The two held hands and walked back home for a long time.

"Well, you are discharged from the hospital today, let me cook you a fish," Yue Mei said with a smile, looking at Dave who was slumped on the sofa as soon as he came home.

"Okay~ let me help you!" Upon hearing this, Dave stood up from the sofa instantly.

Thinking of the days in the hospital, Dave felt sad...even if it was steamed buns, pickles, vegetables and millet porridge every day...and that bastard brought a barbecue to see him every day. Make Dave so angry.

The two walked out of the house and came to the pond in the yard.

Looking at the big fish swimming around inside, Dave swallowed in frustration...

"Giggle, don't worry, I'll get the net," Yuemei said with a giggle as she looked at Dave's appearance.

Yue Mei went to the room to take out the net, and Dave took it from Yue Mei's hand and waved it towards the fish in the pond.

Dave kept waving the net on the shore, and Yue Mei squatted aside, watching the scene quietly with a smile on her face.

"Damn, this fish actually teased me! It won't go into the net! You can't spoil him! Tmd!" Dave saw that after fishing for so long, he didn't even catch a fish, and then he jumped into the water angrily.

Dave jumped into the water, and these fish ran even more happily...

"Giggle~" Yuemei held her chin and giggled as she looked at Dave who was writhing in the water.

"Little rabbit, why are you laughing!" Dave raised his head from the water, looked at Yue Mei giggling, hummed twice, and splashed water on Yue Mei on the shore.

"Yeah!" Yuemei quickly blocked the splash with her hands.

Yuemei resisted for a while but found that there was no movement. She slowly put down her hand and looked over.

"ah!"

Dave pushed Yue Mei down on the lawn, with a wicked smile on his cold face.

Yue Mei looked at Dave in front of her, her face turned rosy involuntarily. Dave's white broken hair was constantly dripping with water drops, and it fell on Yue Mei's face. But Yue Mei doesn't feel anything about it...

The two looked at each other for a moment...

Dave slowly lowered his face...

For a long time...the lips parted...

Yue Mei's face was still extremely red with embarrassment... Seeing that Dave was still a little unfinished, she quickly raised her hand to push Dave aside...

"Hey, let's come together"

Dave chuckled, grabbed Yue Mei's little hand, and the two fell into the water at the same time...

"Ah!" Yuemei hurriedly jumped out of the water, puffed her cheeks and looked at Dave with an unkind expression.

"Don't be angry, hey, I can't catch the fish, let's catch it together," Dave gently pinched Yue Mei's bulging cheeks and said with a smile.

"Huh, okay." Yue Mei turned around and smiled childishly, and the two of them started catching fish in the water.

During this period, Dave kept splashing water on Yue Mei mischievously. Yue Mei was a little helpless, but looking at Dave playing in the water like a child, Yue Mei couldn't help but have a smile on her face...

Men and women are matched, so work is not tiring. The two of them soon caught several fish.

Back at the house, the two of them took a shower and changed into clean clothes.

in the kitchen

Dave looked at the fish on the chopping board and fell into deep thought...

"Yuemei...why do I always feel like this fish looks down on me?" Dave looked at the slightly disdainful look in the fish's eyes and asked with some displeasure.

"No way, hurry up." Yuemei rolled her eyes at him and said speechlessly.

"Okay, okay." Dave picked up the kitchen knife and neatly handled the fish that he was unhappy with.

Heat oil in a pan, put fish in it...ahem...

Dave can also cook, but he still likes to eat the food cooked by his wife, so he quietly stands aside and watches the busy Yuemei, and helps her wipe the sweat on her face from time to time...

Yue Mei put the fish into the pot, and the hot oil in the pot started to boil instantly.

Dave's eyes were sharp, and a few drops of hot oil splashed out instantly. Dave suddenly stretched out his hand and placed it in front of Yue Mei's face.

"Ah! What are you doing?" Yue Mei was startled and took a few steps back.

"Ahem, isn't there oil flying out? Hum, this damn hot oil dares to fly into my little rabbit's face," Dave said with an embarrassed smile.

"What? Let me see quickly." Yuemei was stunned for a moment and quickly took Dave's hand.

Looking at Dave's hands that were burned red by the hot oil, Dave thought it was nothing and it would be fine after a while. It would be bad if this thing splashed on my little rabbit's face. Yue Mei looked at Dave angrily.

"...Why are you looking at me like that..." Dave asked, touching his head awkwardly.

"Don't do this next time!" Yuemei looked at Dave fiercely and said.

"It's okay, it's just a splash of oil. Yeah, I will definitely not do this next time!!" Dave wanted to quibble, but seeing Yue Mei's increasingly unfriendly eyes, Dave nodded quickly.

"Hey, mua~my little rabbit is the best," Dave said, looking at Yuemei who was still a little angry, and kissed her gently.

Yuemei was about to say something... then... both of them smelled something fuzzy at the same time...

"Ah!! My fish!!"

Ten minutes later...

The two of them sat in front of the dining table and fell into silence as they looked at the fried black fish on the plate on the dining table...