Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Senju Shixian (Hashirama, played): "Why do you wear Uzumaki Pinru's clothes?"

Uchiha Ellie (Madara, played by Madara): "Since we want to pursue excitement, why not go through it to the end?"

Senju Shixian grinned slightly and said softly, "You are so sexy..."

These three lines spread throughout the streets and alleys of Konoha in an instant...

"Ah!! Senju Shixian!! You scumbag!! I will beat you to death for Pinru!!"

Watching a female villager being taken away by the police department... Hashirama and Madara both looked confused...

Wow... didn't they just make a TV series...

"Hey! Who are you?! Who are you!!" At this time, another villager passed by and pointed at Hashirama's face...

Hashirama is full of expectations, hoping to hear the five words First Hokage from the villagers' mouths...

"You are so naughty!!"

....

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..I will never make a TV series again..." Hashirama squatted on the corner of the street, holding a branch in his hand, and the screen showed black and white shadows...

He is a famous First Hokage, but no one recognizes him... Instead, he made a TV series and became famous... Wow... it's so hurtful...

"Okay, okay, I just recognized you by mistake. What's the point?" Madara smiled disdainfully at the side and comforted helplessly...

"Then... um... please... are you the chief of the Uchiha Madara clan..." At this time, a girl who looked young walked up to Madara, lowered her head and asked shyly...

"Well, sign and take photos?" Madara was stunned for a moment, smiled helplessly. She took out her mobile phone and pen from her arms and asked. He was used to this kind of thing. Tell me, sign or take photos...

"Wow wow wow wow!" Hashirama cried even louder when he saw this scene...

"Then...that...you...the Uchiha Ellie you play...can you...don't...don't be so...oh..." The little girl blushed and ran away before she finished speaking...

Madara was stunned...

"Oh?...Ahahahahaha!!" Hashirama laughed wildly. Even if you talk about me, Madara, you can’t run away! Hahaha!

Just when Madara had veins popping out on his head and was about to beat Hashirama, his phone vibrated.

It's Kakuzu. Madara answered the phone.

"What's going on?" Madara asked.

"Excuse me, are you and Hashirama free now?" Kakuzu's voice came, sounding a little excited.

"..I'm free, what's wrong?" Madara glanced at Hashirama who was laughing next to her, and nodded helplessly.

"Please come to Aishen Company."

"...good"

The two of them arrived at the Kidney Love Company in just a few seconds...

"Why do you need us to come here?" Madara looked at Kakuzu who was busy over there and asked in confusion.

"Oh, it's no big deal, I just want you two to shoot an advertising endorsement," Kakuzu said with a smile.

"Advertising endorsement? What do you mean?" Hashirama asked.

"It's okay, just do as I say."

Hashirama put on First Hokage's costume... Hashirama looked at the lines in his hand with anticipation, am I going to be on TV again! Is my image going to change again?

And the costume this time is not so strange. This is the Hokage robe that marks the First Hokage!

"Have you memorized the lines?" Kakuzu held something and looked at Hashirama and asked.

"Yeah! I've remembered it!" Hashirama nodded. His face was full of excitement.

"Come on. Lights up, photographers in place!"

Hashirama slowly walked onto the curtain with his chest raised and his head raised.

"By the way, take this thing, this is what we are going to endorse this time." Kakuzu handed the thing in his hand to Hashirama and said with a smile.

"Understood!" Hashirama nodded.

With everything in place, Hashirama took a deep breath.

“Hello everyone, my name is Senju Hashirama.

If a man wants to have good kidney health, he must drink Shenbao.

After drinking it, he can run faster than Tobirama and grow taller than Kaguya.

One bottle to refresh your mind. Two bottles, never tired. Three bottles, immortality. Oh yeah! "

"Drink, drink up!" Kakuzu reminded in the audience.

Hashirama nodded quickly, opened the kidney treasure in his hand, and swallowed it directly...

"Kenbao... tastes great..." Hashirama frowned...

"In addition, Shenbao, please look for the Love Shen Company brand. There is a huge discount right now. Every three bottles purchased will come with a signed photo of Mr. Kakuzu, the Financial Manager of the Shen Care Company."

Hashirama came back to his senses and after finishing speaking vividly, Kakuzu shouted "perfect". Once and for all.

"How's it going! How's my shooting going?" Hashirama walked up to Kakuzu and asked excitedly with a face filled with anticipation.

"Well, it's perfect, but I just need to modify some small details. The finished film will be broadcast on TV tomorrow," Kakuzu said excitedly.

Hahaha, Dave is indeed a genius. Not only does he not have to pay endorsement fees by hiring two very well-known people to endorse him, but he is also extremely efficient!

"Madara-sama, how do you remember it?" Kakuzu turned around and looked at Uchiha Madara over there and asked.

"Well, that's almost it." Madara nodded.

"Then change your clothes and come on stage quickly!"

a moment later

Madara wore an exaggerated gold chainmail armor and slowly entered the stage holding a golden two-meter machete.

"Love Kidney!" Kakuzu held the clapper in his hand and shouted after slapping it down.

"Hello everyone, Wo Li Wa Wu Qi Hamada. Tanwan Red Moon, a brand new version that you have never played before. It only takes three minutes to play and you will fall in love with this game like me."

"It's a brother, come and chop me down."

"Click here to play for a year. Equipment doesn't cost a penny. Come play Red Moon with me. At eight o'clock tonight, drive on time."

"Equipment recycling will be delivered to your account in seconds. The explosion rate is extremely high. You can get the paralysis ring and the dragon-slaying sword with just a wave of your hand. Log in and you will get a million yuan."

"Tanwan Hongyue, I'll wait for you in Konoha City!"

Uchiha Madara held a machete in his hand with an expressionless face and said slowly.

"Madara-sama, swing twice," Kakuzu reminded.

Uchiha Madara held a large sword in both hands and waved it twice symbolically...

"Perfect! Ending!" Kakuzu filmed the Allegro again and said with a smile on his face.

"This looks like a slogan for the game, right?" Madara put down the golden machete in her hand and looked at Kakuzu in front of her and asked in confusion.

"Yeah, but this game is similar in nature to the game Legend of Ninja World. It will be broadcast on TV. I will modify it today and you will be able to see it on TV almost tomorrow." Kakuzu nodded.

"Okay, let's leave first if it doesn't matter." Madara nodded and prepared to leave with Hashirama.

Just after the two left, Kakuzu sent a message to Dave saying that the filming was completed. Dave said it was OK and would wait for me to go over and modify it into a film.