Crazy Dave Of Konoha

the next day

Hashirama was full of expectations and pulled Mito, who had just woken up and was still a little confused, to sit on the sofa, ready to look at the advertising endorsement he had just shot yesterday.

"Ugh... Why are you waking me up so early in the morning to watch TV? Isn't The Temptation of Returning to the Village only shown at night?" Mito asked in confusion.

"Hey, I took some new stuff yesterday, didn't I want you to see it?" Hashirama said excitedly with a smile.

Mito nodded helplessly... still a little sleepy...

Hashirama turned on the TV in anticipation.... After watching...

Mito no longer feels sleepy at all...

"...You..." Mito looked at Hashirama blankly..

"How is it! Is my photo good?" Hashirama asked excitedly.

"...No...you look like a retard..." Mito shook his head...

Then, Mito's red hair slowly floated...

a moment later

"I went to Kaguya to rehearse the square dance. You pulled me up early in the morning to watch this kind of intelligence-reducing commercial. You filmed it yourself. Huh!" Mito clapped his hands and said with a little anger on his face. She could already imagine the expressions on her face when people who knew her and Hashirama saw this advertisement...

Why couldn't she think of marrying this guy in the first place!

After Mito finished speaking, he left here... leaving only the half-dead Hashirama on the ground...

the other side..

Madara gets up and comes to Izuna's house for breakfast..

Don't think too much! I, Madara, can cook! Well... it's just something he doesn't bother to do... Izuna is used to it, after all, his brother likes to eat the food he cooks, and it's not too late for him to be happy.

The two of them sat at the dining table and had breakfast. Izuna turned on the TV. This was a habit he had developed after buying the TV. He checked every morning to see if there was anything interesting on the TV.

"Hello everyone...I'm so mad..."

Hearing a familiar voice coming from the TV... Izuna was stunned... and looked towards the TV... Madara also looked over...

After a while, after watching the commercial, the brothers fell into silence at the same time...

"Pah..." The spoon in Madara's hand was clenched and exploded...

Watching the mosaic black-haired man on TV holding a golden machete and swinging it around so frequently that he felt as if he was having a convulsion...

Hmm... The frequency of waving is too fast... My face has become a mosaic...

Madara clearly remembers that she only waved a few symbolic times... Who made her move like this?

Kakuzu...

"You eat first, I'm full and I'm going to get busy first." Madara cleared away the spoon remnants on the table and on the floor, picked up the sickle hanging on the wall and walked out slowly...

Izuna is still stunned... looking at the convulsing mosaic man on TV... Izuna... doesn't know what to say...

In love kidney company

Kakuzu looked at the two commercials broadcast on TV with a satisfied smile on his face.

Not bad, that guy Dave is pretty good at editing videos.

Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of Kakuzu...

"Did you modify this advertisement randomly?" Madara Rinnegan revealed a purple light and asked with murderous intent...

Kakuzu swallowed. Just as he was about to explain that it was Dave's bastard boss who did it, his cell phone rang. It was from Dave.

Little Rabbit’s Husband: Don’t mention my name when they ask you, otherwise your dividends in the past few years will be gone! Oh, by the way, this is not a work-related injury and will not be reimbursed.

When Dave saw his uncle's miserable condition, he realized something was wrong and quickly sent a message to Kakuzu, fearing that he would betray him.

Kakuzu lowered his head and after reading it, he instantly crushed his phone. Veins popped up on his head.

Damn brat! He actually threatened me! This is hegemony! This is exploitation! This is oppression! This is the coercion of capital! I want to resist! I! Kakuzu! It is the hope of the people! !

Kakuzu took a deep breath

"That's right, I modified it."

A moment later, a group of lines entered the hospital...

On the street... Hashirama and Madara were walking down the street with masks and caps on their faces respectively...

"It's brothers!"

"Just come and chop me!"

Madara saw two children on the street talking happily about this damn advertisement... I always felt that I had acted lightly just now...

"Shenbao, it tastes great~" At this time, another child ran over and shouted.

"Madara...does the commercial I shoot really look like a retard?" Hashirama burst into tears when he saw this scene. He looked at Madara and asked with a choked voice.

Madara was stunned for a moment and pointed to the store selling TVs over there...

There are several TVs placed in the glass cabinet outside the TV. The Hashirama advertisement is currently playing on them.

Hashirama and Madara stood outside the glass cabinet and finished watching the advertisement...

How should I put it... Madara fell into deep thought...

Madara looked at Hashirama next to her, whose eyes were twinkling with little buling buling stars... she opened her mouth... but didn't know what to say...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Hashirama squatted in the corner of the glass cabinet and cried.

At this time, Madara's commercial was played on TV again...

Hashirama glanced at him inadvertently..

"Ah ha ha ha ha!! Who is this person with convulsions! Ha ha ha ha!! He has a stroke! Ha ha ha ha! What a ghost!" Hashirama was rolling with joy after watching the advertisement...

"...." Veins popped up on Madara's head... She clenched her fists...

Moments later, Hashirama entered the hospital with a disabling fracture...

The patient in Hashirama's room is a black thread lying on the bed...

"Hahahaha... Hello, my name is Senju Hashirama, how did you get in!" Hashirama laughed and looked at the black line and asked.

".." The black line cannot make a sound...

"Oh, I was called in... Wuwuwu... He's too much... I don't even know what I did wrong... Wuwuwu" Hashirama said miserably while wiping his tears. .

"...."

"..Haha..Maybe you can't speak..You know me, my name is Senju Hashirama, that's the First Hokage! Not the one who drinks Shenbao"

"..."

"By the way, have you watched the TV series The Temptation of Returning to the Village?"

"Um..." This ball of thread tried its best to make a sound... Could you shut up? Medical expenses will not be reimbursed! Even if I pay for my own hospitalization, I will have to endure the torture of your chatty words!

"Oh haha! Yes, yes! That's Senju Shixian! I played him!"

"Well...!!"

"What? You want my autograph? Hahaha, this...ahem, where can I sign it for you?

"Well.!!"

"What? You want me to sign the money next to your bed? Um..Okay"

Let go of my money! ! Kakuzu roared angrily in his heart.