Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Dave comforted the three little guys for a while.

"Okay, you go back to the Senju station first," Dave said with a smile and looked at the three little guys.

Immediately, Dave turned his head and looked at Kakuzu

"Go, fuck him!"

Kakuzu nodded, took out the stockings from his arms, put them on his head, and took out his pistol...

"..." Dave was speechless...when did this guy become so funny...

But the two of them haven't walked out of the room yet.

Little Tsunade hurriedly ran to Dave.

"Take Tsunade with you!" Little Tsunade stretched out his arms to stop the two of them and said.

"..Leave this kind of matter to the adults," Kakuzu said helplessly. The kid is trouble...

"If you don't take me, Grandpa Kakuzu... I will tell Uncle Dave that you just lied about the reimbursement expenses." Little Tsunade rolled his eyes and walked up to Kakuzu and whispered.

"I think we should take her there. I have Alzheimer's disease recently and my memory is a bit bad. I have forgotten what that person looks like." Kakuzu looked at Dave righteously and said.

..You really think I'm deaf, don't you...

Reluctantly, the two took little Tsunade with them...

Arriving at the Ōtsutsuki tribe... the young man was still chatting and spanking with several other young men, bragging that he beat up a ninja child today and made a huge contribution to their plan.

Suddenly, two perverts wearing stockings and a child wearing stockings appeared here...

"Is that him?" Dave looked at Kakuzu and asked.

"Yeah" Kakuzu nodded.

"Yes, yes! It's him! It's him who kicked Jiraiya! Hit him, hit him!" Little Tsunade screamed in Dave's arms.

"...Little Tsunade, it's not good for you to be so violent." Dave was stunned and taught him carefully.

"We must convince others with virtue."

Then, Kakuzu and Tsunade stared blankly at Dave holding a brick with German characters written on it, and greeted the young man in the face...

"I understand! I will also convince others with virtue in the future!" Little Tsunade said with bright eyes when he saw this scene.

Kakuzu wiped the cold sweat from his face... There is something wrong with Dave's education model... Then he quickly covered Tsunade's eyes to prevent her from seeing the bloody scene that followed...

After a while...

Dave wiped the sweat from his face, wiped the bloodline on the German-characterized brick in his hand with the bloody young man's clothes on the ground.

Then, Dave put the brick in his arms. He picked up Tsunade who was on the ground and left here with Kakuzu.

Several other young people were too frightened to move...

"How about it? German brand tiles, made of alloy. The hardness is 999. Well... this one is dirty. I will give you a new one later, Tsunade. Just think of it as a birthday gift." Dave smiled and looked at Tsunade and said.

"Huh? Birthday gift? Today is my birthday?" Tsunade was in Dave's arms and was stunned when he heard Dave's words and asked in surprise.

"Hmm~ You little idiot, how can you even forget your own birthday?" Dave smiled and gently pinched little Tsunade's nose and said.

"Alas!" Little Tsunade's eyes lit up.

"Okay, I guess your grandpa and the others have already arranged it. Let's go to little Tsunade's birthday party." Dave smiled and put little Tsunade on his neck. He ran back laughing.

After a while, Senju was at the station.

Little Tsunade pouted and tilted his head, ignoring Hashirama in front of him.

"Ahem, little Tsunade, grandpa didn't lie to you just to give you a surprise!" Hashirama coughed twice in embarrassment and hurriedly comforted him.

"Hmph, okay then, Tsunade won't be angry," little Tsunade said with a hum.

"Hey, look, this is a gift from grandpa!" Hashirama chuckled and took out two scrolls from his arms.

"What is this?" Little Tsunade looked at the two scrolls in his hands curiously and asked Hashirama.

"No, this is the scroll extracted by Chakra. As for the other one, hehe, it is the Summoning scroll. After little Tsunade extracts Chakra and writes his name on it, he can summon Katsuyu Sage to help little Tsunade fight!" Hashirama hehe He smiled and introduced the two scrolls in his hands.

"Hashirama, did Tsunade let her refine Chakra at such a young age?" Madara looked at Hashirama in confusion and asked.

"Hehe, little Tsunade's physique is different from ordinary people. I have observed that little Tsunade is much stronger than many children of the same age. Her current Chakra practice will not cause any damage to her body, hum. , This is something I inherited!" Hashirama hummed to show off.

"Tch~" There were boos in the room...

Hashirama ran to the corner with a branch and drew circles... Well... I'll ignore him for now.

"Little Tsunade, this is the Shinigami sickle. Well, consider it as your birthday gift." Madara took out a scroll from his arms, and his sickle was sealed inside.

"Motor! You're still talking about me!" Hashirama, who was squatting in the corner over there, heard this and asked unhappily.

Madara just gave this guy a cold look... I'll have to deal with this guy tomorrow...

Madara also wanted to give other things...but he found that except for the scythe in his hand, he didn't give it away...well...the other precious things were all given to Dave on his previous birthday every year... .

Kaguya looked at little Tsunade...slowly walked up to him...and put his hand on little Tsunade's head...

Little Tsunade felt her body suddenly warm and comfortable...

"I strengthened her physique, and she is now just like you." Kaguya looked at Hashirama and said slowly.

"Oh oh oh!!" Hashirama and Ashura looked at each other with stars in their eyes. So grandma (ancestor) is so powerful!

The gift from Kakuzu was very simple and unpretentious, well... a 20% off lifetime coupon for the Love Kidney Company... For such a gift... Kakuzu felt distressed for several days...

Jiraiya gave Tsunade a few hundred silver taels and a greeting card. Tsunade looked at Jiraiya a little unhappy, why did you just give these?

Little Jiraiya seemed a little lonely. He walked aside and silently ate the pastries on the dining table.

"Little Tsunade, I was originally going to give this money to Jiraiya, so that Jiraiya could treat it as a gift to you. But Jiraiya didn't want it. He wanted to make money to give it to you. This is what Jiraiya has been picking up bottles in Konoha for a month. The result of hard work. And that greeting card, little Jiraiya can’t read, but he cut those words off the newspaper one by one and asked me to help him read and glue them on." Dave smiled and walked to Tsunade and squatted down. He got down and said softly.

Tsunade was stunned...looking at the lonely figure over there...it turned out...she hadn't seen him much in the past month...did he go to pick up bottles...

Dave smiled and stood up to leave.

Little Tsunade slowly walked up to little Jiraiya...

"Stupid... stupid... thank you for your birthday gift... I like it very much," little Tsunade said uncomfortably.

"Eh!!! Really!!" When the lonely little Jiraiya heard this familiar voice, his little eyes gradually brightened and he asked happily.

"Um.."

"Ahaha! Happy birthday to you, Tsunade!" Little Jiraiya happily hugged Tsunade.

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, his face gradually turned red, and he pushed Jiraiya out who was holding him...

"It hurts..." With this push, little Tsunade hit little Jiraiya's wound...

"Ah! Are you okay! I didn't mean to do it!" Little Tsunade hurriedly ran forward, knelt on the lawn and asked worriedly...

"Hehehehe" little Jiraiya opened his eyes and turned his eyes slightly cunningly... Hehehe smiled...

"How dare you lie to me!!"

"Ah!! I really hit it this time!"

Seeing the two little guys playing, everyone had a smile on their faces...