Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Hey, hey, hey, what's wrong with your brother? He's been sitting there for two days." Ashura and Hashirama squatted in the grass and looked at Indra on the Hokage Rock. Hashirama asked in confusion.

"I don't know...brother, he has been sitting there since he went on a blind date two days ago." Ashura shook his head.

"Blind date? Didn't you go?" Hashirama asked doubtfully.

"I had a wife before, and I promised not to let her down." Ashura shook his head.

"Then your brother doesn't have a wife?" At this time, a black shadow appeared beside the two of them, startling them...

Oh, it's Kakuzu...I saw Kakuzu wearing camouflage uniforms, smeared camouflage on his face, and holding a camera in his hand...Well...the newspaper's sales have been a bit bad these two days...I, Kakuzu, can only lead the way. , took some secret photos...

"Kakuzu?? Why are you here??" Hashirama was startled and asked in confusion.

"Hey, why can't I be here?" Kakuzu smiled disdainfully.

"Brother, he didn't have a wife. He died in the battle with me." Ashura said with a sad tone.

"Oh, if I remember correctly, the Uchiha clan is his descendant. If your brother does not have a wife. Then, how did the Uchiha clan be passed down?" Kakuzu, who was quick-witted, discovered the problem.

"...."

"Yes!!" Ashura slapped the ground hard and shouted.

That brother has no wife, how to explain this descendant of the Uchiha clan? ! Ashura and Hashirama's eyes gradually brightened, as if they had discovered something terrible...

"Who turned off the light?" At this time, a shadow covered the three people's light, and Kakuzu asked with some displeasure...

The three of them looked up... uh... Indra...

Hmm..Kakuzu ended up in the hospital.. Ashura and Hashirama Indra could only fight in a draw...Hmm..Kakuzu is easy to bully...

Overflowing with curiosity, Hashirama and Ashura found Hagoromo and asked if Hagoromo knew anything.

"I don't know" Yuyi shook his head. He never thought of intervening in Indra and Ashura's affairs thousands of years ago, so naturally he didn't know about it... He only knew that the Uchiha clan was the descendant of Indra...

But...after his son Ashura said this, Hagoromo became a little curious. Indra died early in the battle, so how did his descendants appear?

Ever since...

Hashirama, Madara, Izuna, Tobirama, Kaguya, Ashura, Hagoromo, Hamura, Mito, and Dave blocked Indra at the door...

Excuse me, what should you do if you just open the door when you wake up in the morning and a group of people look at you with stars in their eyes...

"...Get out of here!!" Veins popped out on Indra's head, and she slammed the door shut.

Forget it... Since people don't want to say... Well... then forget it... Well, Kakuzu is a good comrade, so I'll leave this glorious task to him...

Little Rabbit’s Husband: Comrade Kakuzu, whether the Kidney Love Newspaper can be revitalized and whether your year-end dividend can be increased depends on you this time!

Money is life: leave it to me!

As soon as the nurse in the hospital walked into the ward with a bottle of intravenous drip, she saw the broken window and the quilt thrown to the ground...

When Dave returned home, Yue Mei had just made breakfast, and the two happily sat down to eat together...

Dave scooped up a spoonful of porridge, put it to his mouth and blew a few mouthfuls, then brought it to Yue Mei's mouth...

Yue Mei smiled softly. At this moment, Yue Mei just opened her mouth, her face suddenly turned pale, she hurriedly ran out and lay down outside and vomited.

Seeing this situation, Dave didn't have time to think too much. He quickly put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands and ran to Yue Mei's side to gently support her.

"What's going on?" Dave looked at Yue Mei's pale face and asked worriedly.

"I don't know... I just feel like vomiting when I eat..." Yue Mei shook her head.

"Let's go, I'll take you to the hospital." Dave picked up Yuemei and rushed towards the hospital.

Yuemei said that I can leave...well...Dave refused to let her go and insisted on holding her...

A few minutes later, in the Hokage building

"Love is not something you want to buy, you can buy it if you want to..."

Tobirama was grading documents on the computer when suddenly his phone rang. Tobirama picked up the phone and saw that it belonged to his precious son.

"What's wrong Dave?" Tobirama asked as he got on the phone.

"You're going to be a dad! Phew! You're going to be a grandpa!" Dave's excited voice came from over there...

....

In the hospital, Dave looked at Tobirama who suddenly appeared and was shocked...

"Is Tsukimi pregnant?" Tobirama asked excitedly.

"Yeah" Dave nodded, equally excited...

In the hospital, two excited Bai Mao hugged each other...

Ever since, the two white-haired men protected Yue Mei and completed a series of inspections. During this period, anyone who dared to come within three meters of Yue Mei would be scared away by Tobirama...

On the way back to the Senju station, the two white-haired men looked like bodyguards. One of the bodyguards was wearing a Second Hokage robe...

After returning to the station, the Senju station suddenly became agitated.

"Brother! Go and kill some chickens raised behind the station for me to make soup for my sister-in-law!"

"Dave! Go to the street and buy me all the necessities for pregnancy! You must show them to me! They must be the best!"

"Uchiha Izuna! I leave the affairs of the Hokage Building to you today! Hey, I'm going to be a grandpa!"

The white-haired Tobirama was shouting at the station with his hands on his hips. After greeting Hashirama Mito and Dave, he even called Izuna with great pride.

Over at the Hokage Building, Izuna gritted his teeth as he looked at the documents all over the room... Laozi worked so hard here, why the hell are you going to be a grandpa?

"Tsuki Mei, it's best not to go anywhere in the past few months! If you must go out! Make sure Dave or your uncle follows you!" Then, Tobirama looked at Tsuki Mei and said with a solemn face.

Yue Mei nodded in agreement with a wry smile on her face.

Tsunade and the other three little guys also returned to the camp after playing outside. When Hashirama said that they were going to have a younger brother or sister soon, the three little guys' eyes lit up.

At the dinner table...

"Eat more to replenish your body," Dave said gently as he put a few pieces of chicken in Yue Mei's bowl.

"Uncle Dave! Are you and Aunt Yue Mei going to have a baby soon?" Little Jiraiya sat aside and asked excitedly.

"Yeah" Dave smiled and nodded.

"Is he a younger brother or a younger sister?!" little Tsunade asked excitedly.

"Hmm~ I don't know yet, it will take a few months," Dave said with a smile.

"What are the names of the younger siblings?" little Tsunade asked next.

"Hmm~ I haven't thought about it yet~"

(Readers, please share your thoughts. What should Dave’s child be named?)