Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The battle scene was very "shity"...

Kaguya was just about to drink tea... suddenly... a small lump of feces, only the size of a thumb, suddenly fell into Kaguya's tea cup...

Kaguya looked at the teacup that was only a few millimeters away from her lips... and then looked at the shit-yellow color that suddenly fell from the teacup...

silence....

The war has reached a fever pitch... Black Zetsu found that its weapons are a bit insufficient... Damn it, haven't you bought enough weapons? The guns sold by that damn black-faced devil are extremely expensive.

"A Fei!! Play the trumpet!! Oh no!" Black Zetsu looked at A Fei who was aside and shouted. Before he finished speaking, a piece of Tian Shang's feces fell into Black Zetsu's mouth. As a result, Black Zetsu's voice is a little unclear...

A Fei nodded and handed the golden trumpet to White Zetsu beside him.

White Zetsu nodded solemnly, took it from A Fei's hand, then stood up and blew the trumpet.

"Ha, we don't have enough weapons. Are we going to fight in close combat? Huh, let's fight them!!!" George heard the sound of the horn over there and smiled disdainfully.

Then, on either side of Black Zetsu and George, White Zetsu and Zombie each carried two jars several meters high for storing feces.

All the zombies and White Zetsu put down their weapons and walked to the jar. Black Zetsu and George stood beside the jar and gave each White Zetsu and zombie a small jar with about a liter in it. liquid feces...

The zombies and White Zetsu hung it on their belts, and then put their hands into it to prepare...

"Go!!!" George and Black Zetsu ordered.

"Kill!!!" Then the two of them took the brunt and rushed out.

The fight between George and Black Zetsu was very exciting. After only a few rounds, both of them were covered in yellow...

The fight between the White Zetsu and the zombies was also very fierce, and the situation was at a stalemate...

half an hour later

Black Zetsu and George were half kneeling on the ground, breathing heavily... Behind Black Zetsu lay a pile of yellow corpses, and behind George lay a pile of yellow corpses.

In other words, the outcome of the battle will be decided between the two of them.

"Aren't you going to admit defeat?" George was breathing heavily, and his breath seemed to have a little color... He asked with a sneer on his face.

Black Zetsu swallowed. He swallowed a bit of the golden color and struggled to shake his head.

"Okay! Let me show you the most scientific crystallization of the most powerful and invincible bully zombie in the world that will end mankind... the fecal version of the robot zombie! Hahahaha!!" George struggled to stand up and laughed. Then, he took out a seal scroll in his hand and slapped it on the ground...

The white smoke dissipated, and a huge yellow zombie machine appeared in front of Black Zetsu. George sat on the head of the robot and controlled it.

"Hahahaha!! Give up!! You have no chance of winning against me, who possesses the most scientific crystallization of the most powerful and invincible zombie in the world, the excrement version of the robot zombie with the special characteristics of terminating the most powerful and invincible bully zombie in the world! You have no chance of winning!!" George was arrogant. Laughing.

"I...can't lose..." Black Zetsu struggled to stand up, looked at the big robot in front of him with a trembling body, and said slowly...

The Huang Zetsu people behind Black Zetsu were so moved when they saw this scene that they howled, "Forget it, Lord Black Zetsu!"

"No, mom is still here watching... I... must not lose..." Black Zetsu put his hand in the small golden jar between his belt and wiped his hand, then took it out after smearing his hand. Said slowly.

"In that case! Then go die in despair! Hahahaha!!" George laughed.

Immediately, George controlled the big zombie robot, slowly opened his big mouth, and suddenly launched a dung ball several meters high from it and hit Black Zetsu...

Black Zetsu was directly knocked away...

"Hahahaha!! Is this what you said you can't lose!!" George laughed, and then controlled the robot. The robot's hand suddenly held a car specially designed for pulling excrement, and it hit Black Zetsu hard. passed...

At this time, Kaguya suddenly appeared in front of Black Zetsu, and with a wave of his hand, his car flew away.

"Mom...Mom...I...I let you down." Black Zetsu lay on the ground, looked at the mother in front of him, and said very lonely...

The scene in Black Zetsu's mind of the mother gently turning around to tell her child that it was okay, and then beating that George violently did not appear...

Kaguya's white hair floated slowly... There was a fierce look in his eyes... Forget about the cup of tea... This damn thing actually got that filth on my clothes... I know...this dress is a square dance dress I asked Mito to find someone to make specially!

George looked at the white-haired woman flying slowly in front of him and swallowed nervously. There was something wrong with this woman...

Well... Tobirama had just returned to Hokage's office when he suddenly saw a burst of intense white light coming from the back mountain...

Tobirama was stunned for a moment and hurried over to see what was going on....

Tobirama looked at the flat land in front of him...if he remembered correctly...this place seemed to have been a forest before...

The hospital is very busy today, with all kinds of species...

The chief surgeon at the Department of Surgery has a big head... Forget about the ball of thread in the morning... That thing can still be regarded as a person... But... what are these piles of zombies and White Zetsu? ....

He is a doctor, not a veterinarian. Even if a veterinarian comes here, he may not be able to cure it well!

Basically, everyone in the hospital is contracted by these gadgets...and strange sounds come from every room from time to time...

"Zombie!!"

"White Zetsu!!"

Apart from these rooms, the room at the end of the corridor that makes the most noise is...

"Black Zetsu!!"

"George!!"

"You are so shameless!! You even asked for foreign aid!!" George, who was tied up, roared angrily and asked.

"Oh, that's my mother. Can my mother be considered a foreign aid?" Black Zetsu was not that angry. He believed that his mother's action just now must have been because she couldn't stand that George bullying her dear child.

Sure enough, only mother is good in the world!

"Oh, your mother can still send you to the hospital? Do you think I'm stupid??" George asked with a sneer... He was okay... In the end, a robot took most of the damage for him...

But Black Zetsu... is missing two legs... Of course, they can still grow back...

"Humph, that's because my mother was too angry and didn't control her strength properly! That's why she accidentally hurt me!"

Um! Absolutely!