Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Third Kazekage looked at the two people lying on the ground, shook his head and sighed, and then ordered everyone to slowly leave the place.

Their village did not have the ninjutsu that could detect memories like the Yamanaka clan of Konoha, so it was useless to ask for this corpse.

A few minutes later

Mi Lu, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened her eye and stood up slowly.

Then she pulled out her last eye, pulled out the left eye of Danzo's corpse on the ground, and put it in.

After a moment... Danzo also opened his eyes... He felt the stinging pain from his left eye, sat up and looked at Mi Lu who had her eyes closed tightly in front of her, with blood flowing from her eyes.

"What's going on..." Danzo asked slowly, covering his left eye.

"Izanagi, the Forbidden Technique of the Uchiha clan. Its function is to record the caster's own state with Sharingan at the moment it is activated, and then within the effective time of the spell, any damage suffered by the caster will be removed. Even the death of the caster can physically restore it to the state recorded by Sharingan. The price is that the eye using Izanagi will permanently lose its light, so it is listed as a Forbidden Technique. Xu said.

"Then...I don't have a Sharingan?" Danzo asked doubtfully.

"You can look at your left eye," Mi Lu said with a smile.

Danzo took out a kunai and looked at the Sharingan in his left eye that was glowing red in the moonlight...

"You" Danzo was stunned for a moment and looked at Mi Lu.

Her right eye was destroyed by poison...and now her left eye is also...

"I bet you are looking at me now, haha. Even if I give this Sharingan to you, it is considered a burden for me to carry. Don't underestimate it, he is similar to the Mangekyō Sharingan of the clan leader and Brother Mirror. This of mine Although Yiyan doesn't have their special abilities, it is still very special," Mi Lu said with a smile.

"Izanagi is only applicable to a very short or even instantaneous time, but the two of us were able to live for several minutes even after death, all thanks to this eye. The pupil power of this eye is very strong, so powerful that you can't imagine Think about it, even if Izanagi can be used dozens of times in a row, this eye will not lose its light. Because of this, the pupil power of this eye is so powerful that it can forcibly lock the time of Izanagi's spell. "I have calculated it, and it seems that it can be done within half an hour." Mi Lu smiled and continued.

"You..." Danzo covered his left eye and looked at Mi Lu's lost eyes, feeling a little uncomfortable...

"Okay, why are you still hanging around? Go back. The mission has failed. You don't still want to steal it. I'm already like this." Mi Lu said with a careless smile.

Danzo slowly stood up and walked slowly in a certain direction.

"Hey, hey, hey! You carry me on your back! My eyes are gone! I can't see the road!!" Mi Lu's angry voice came.

"Oh oh oh" Danzo hurriedly went back and picked up Milu on his back and rushed towards Konoha.

"Danzo... his eyes are all gone... it's pitch black, I'm a little uncomfortable with it..." Mi Lu lay behind Danzo and said slowly.

"Then, shall I return this eye to you?" Danzo was stunned for a moment and asked doubtfully.

"Hey, hey, hey! You idiot! Can't you even say a word of love, like I will be your eyes from now on?"

"....good.."

"What did you say?"

"I said, you are fat, like a pig, you are sinking to death"

"Ahhhhh!! Damn you Danzo!!"

"Hiss! Why are you still biting!"

"What if I just bite you?!"

"You crazy woman!!"

Under the moonlight, a man and a woman returned to Konoha noisily...

The next day, in Konoha's hospital, Hiruzen, Mirror, Danzo, and Fengfeng came to Danzo's bedside.

"Tell me, who did it?" Dave looked at Danzo and then at Mi Lu's appearance on the hospital bed next to Danzo, and asked slowly.

"F*ck, hit my brother, say! Who is it! I'll fuck him to death!" Dave shouted angrily.

Kagami, Hiruzen, and Tifeng nodded, all three with evil looks on their faces. Mirror and Hiruzen also just returned from their mission. When they came back, they heard that Danzo was hospitalized and hurried over to check on him.

"Third Kazekage" Danzo smiled helplessly and said.

"Let's go! Follow him and fuck him! This guy doesn't want to live anymore." Dave greeted, took the wind, mirror, and Hiruzen, and followed Dave, running towards the direction of Sand Shinobi.

Watching the four people running out in a hurry, Danzo smiled helplessly.

"Did they really go?" Mi Lu asked doubtfully.

"Yeah, I really did." Danzo nodded. Is this the brother Dave was talking about...

"Hey, aren't you going to stop them? That's the Third Kazekage!" Mi Lu asked even more surprised.

"Third Kazekage? Is he stupid?" Danzo tilted his head and asked calmly.

As for that thing, neither Jing nor Dave can scorn that thing. Do I need to worry? I'm worried that the Kazekage is still about the same.

Mi Lu was almost speechless. Yes, yes, I don’t care. I don’t care. How did we end up like this?

Danzo saw the meaning of Mi Lu's helpless expression and coughed a few times in embarrassment. You see, I am the brother of Dave and his friends. They beat Feng Ying, so in rounding up, doesn’t it mean that I beat Feng Ying? Well, is there a problem? This is no problem.

In the afternoon, news came from Sunagakure that Third Kazekage was beaten violently by four masked men. His whole body was shattered and fractured. He was so shattered that he was almost reduced to slag... And after Kazekage woke up, I keep vomiting, and my bones are almost vomiting out... Now I will vomit when I see yellow things...

But... the situation over at Sunagakure is... well... there are a lot of yellow things... Kazekage doesn't even dare to come out of his room now...

With that said, the identity of the masked man is obvious. No matter who among the four people, one of them must be the terrifying dung... The ninja world is once again shrouded in the shadow of the terrifying dung... The ninjas of the other four major villages Now I don’t dare to take on missions that come out of the village...

A month later, Tobirama found Dave Hashirama, Madara and others to discuss it. He had been in the position of the Second Generation for five or six years. Now, excluding Konoha, the remaining four major ninja villages are all ruled by the Third Generation. Now, his only Second Generation project seems a bit embarrassing...

As a result, Dave abstained and recommended Danzo, while Hashirama recommended Hiruzen. However, after everyone discussed it, they still thought Danzo was more suitable.

The Third Hokage, Danzo, is coming soon.