Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Danzo's home, within the Shimura clan's territory

"Why is there a scar on your face?" Mi Lu closed her eyes tightly, caressed Danzo's face, and touched Danzo's chin, asking in confusion.

She clearly remembered something that hadn't happened before.

"Sneak attack by the Third Kazekage" Danzo said calmly.

"Brother! You are going to be a Hokage! Are you excited?" At this time, Dave ran away and shouted carelessly at Danzo's house.

"Cough cough cough... I didn't see anything, you go on, call me when you're done!" Dave walked in and saw the scene of Mi Lu touching Danzo's face. As soon as he walked into the room, he coughed twice and turned away.

"Ah? Is someone coming?" Mi Lu quickly put down her hand and asked.

"...Come in" Danzo shook his head helplessly and shouted towards the door.

"Hey, Milu, why are you at Danzo's house? Are you two?" Dave lifted the doorframe, exposed his head, and asked with a smile. The eyes reveal the aura of Eight Trigrams.

"...She lost her eyes and it was not convenient to live alone at home, so she moved to my place and I took care of her," Danzo said with a headache.

This crazy woman originally planned to have two eyes transplanted to her, but this woman didn't want it, saying that it would be good. Danzo's left eye is wrapped in a bandage with a seal drawn on it. Mito sealed it for him. It would be easier to untie it if used. After all, Sharingan is a burden to him.

"Oh~ I understand, I understand, hehe, you are about to become the Third Hokage, are you excited?" Dave glanced at the two of them with a half-smile, and said with a smile.

"What? Hokage???!!" Danzo was stunned for a moment, then asked excitedly.

"No, Master Second Generation has only been in office for a few years, hasn't he? Why is it my turn?" Danzo came back to his senses and asked in confusion.

Let’s not talk about the time when he took office in Second Generation. Just look at the mirror in front of him. Dave is more competitive than him. Why is it my turn?

"The Second Generation project is already fifty, and it is already a little overwhelmed. The rest of the villages are Third Generation projects, so he just wants to give up the burden. As for me, I abstained. You know me, I don't even bother to care. With these things, I have a headache just taking charge of the Senju clan. As for Kagami, he is also preparing to take over as the leader of the Uchiha clan, and adding Hokage to it, he can't bear it," Dave explained with a shrug.

"What about Hiruzen?" Danzo was stunned for a moment, thinking of Hiruzen.

"As for Hiruzen...the senior management discussed it and thought it would be better for you to be Hokage. So Hiruzen..." Dave said helplessly.

"But you don't have to worry. Hiruzen is doing very well in Anbu now. After two years of training, he will be able to serve as Anbu's minister," Dave said with a smile.

Danzo nodded. Hiruzen, like him, had thoughts about Hokage. Now that the results are out, it would be great for Hiruzen to have the position of Minister Anbu in the future.

"Okay, Third Generation, I just want to inform you that you have to go to the Hokage Building this week," Dave said with a smile.

"?" Danzo wondered.

"Silly, you have to replace everything. The Second Generation program also has to teach you some things. It will probably take a week. Today next week is the day you take office." Dave rolled his eyes at him and said with a smile. .

"Understood" Danzo nodded solemnly. He...Third Hokage...I will definitely not let down everyone's expectations.

"Oh, by the way, when will you two get married?" After talking about business matters, Dave was about to talk about personal matters. Dave asked with a smile.

"Married? What kind of marriage?" Danzo was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion.

Mi Lu on the side blushed and said nothing...but after hearing Danzo's words, she turned her head in displeasure.

"....Ahem, I forgot to tell you. To become a Hokage, you must be married." Dave saw this situation and said, "No, I, Dave, as a good brother, want to help you." A handful!

"What??? Why do you have to have such conditions to become a Hokage???" Danzo was even more confused.

"Stupid, think about it. Hokage is a high-risk position. It is the leader of a village. Other villages will not be happy with you. Normally, you are probably assassinated just sitting there. So, Lord First Generation stipulated that, Hokage must have a wife and a child within three years, otherwise I will kick you out," Dave said blindly.

"What about Mr. Second Generation? I remember he doesn't have a wife?" Danzo asked quickly.

"Where did I come from?" Dave kicked him and asked angrily.

Oh oh... Danzo remembered... this guy in front of him is still Second Generation's son...

"Well... you can make up your own mind." Dave looked at the two of them, smiled, and then left.

Brother Danzo, I can only help you so far.

Then, the atmosphere fell into embarrassment... Danzo didn't think about Third Hokage anymore... a wife's room... where would he get a wife's room? You have to have a child within three years? Teacher, has he ever issued such an order? ?

This is making things difficult for someone in our group.

"...Ahem...Mi Lu...Can I ask you something?" After a moment of silence, Danzo looked at Mi Lu and asked intermittently.

"I do, bah, what's the matter?" Mi Lu realized she had said the wrong thing, blushed and quickly changed her words. Danzo is about to bloom?

"Which...just...do you know any unmarried woman? Please introduce me to it."

I, Danzo, am about to enter the Third Generation program. Can’t I find a wife in a week? Ridiculously funny.

"...Damn you Danzo!! Fire Style. Great Fireball Technique!" Mi Lu gritted her teeth angrily.

"Hiss! You crazy woman! Why are you so crazy!" Danzo took a cold breath and hurriedly hid aside.

The result is... Danzo "willingly" proposed to Mi Lu. Danzo thought that the wedding was just a formality and invited the right people. Well, I must invite the two Hokage here to show them what I have. Wife, don't take away my Hokage qualifications. Then we had a meal and that was it, Mi Lu had no objection.

Hiruzen and Jing were at home, and suddenly they received the news that Danzo was getting married. Both of them were confused... Danzo? ? he? ? Can he still get married? ? Are there any women who can fall in love with him? ? ?

Especially when Hashirama was busy with Madara, suddenly a message from Danzo came on the phone.

Guardian of Konoha's Roots (Danzo): Teacher, I'm getting married soon. I have a wife. Please don't cancel my Hokage qualification! Oh, right! I will definitely have a child in three years! Don’t cancel my Hokage!

Hashirama looked at the messages on his phone with a confused look on his face...

Madara on the side saw this opportunity and killed it directly on the computer. Hashirama was even more confused... He directly blocked the person who was protecting Konoha and continued to fight Madara on the computer...

Danzo was stunned when he saw that the message he sent turned into a red exclamation mark...