Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In Konoha, in addition to the famous hand-made Ichiraku ramen stall, there is also Gyūki grilled squid.

If you like something lighter and want to enjoy quiet and delicious food, I recommend you to go to Ichiraku ramen stall. If you like something a little spicy, try Gyūki grilled squid.

However... Gyūki grilled squid may not have very good traffic these two days...

The reason is that the Third Hokage strongly condemned the Gyūki BBQ restaurant on the Konoha forum... He went there twice... Each time he looked at the toilet waterfall. If the Third Hokage hadn't seen Gyūki as a tailed beast, no Complain with him, otherwise this thing must be good-looking.

In order to take care of someone's feelings, the Konoha Forum has launched special label authentication, such as Danzo's Konoha Forum account. Originally, Danzo's account only had more than a hundred fans, but now there is a golden light hanging under his page. The five-word logo of the Third Hokage.

Every time Danzo posts a message on the forum, he will be promoted at the top of the page. In just a few days, Danzo's forum account has hundreds of millions of fans. You must know that the total population of the entire Fire Country is only more than one million people. He won't mess around. Now he will only post some comments about Konoha's reform system on the forum and call on people to participate in discussions.

There are also, for example, someone's First Hokage and Ninja God logo, Tobirama's Second Hokage logo, and Madara's Ninja Shura logo. Mirror's scary turd and Uchiha clan leader's logo, Nara Yuya's Fire Nation daimyo logo, Kakuzu's black-faced ghost logo, Dave's kidney-loving company president and Tsukimi's president's wife logo.

Here's what... Kakuzu has the highest number of fans... reaching a terrifying number of 1 million fans... You know, there are only a few million people in the entire Fire Nation. Dave has counted that, in the entire Fire Nation There are more than 3 million users on the Aishen Company network, including more than 1.5 million users on the Konoha Forum. It can be imagined how popular Kakuzu is in the Land of Fire.

That's right... Kakuzu's "explosion"... the style of painting is a little different.

Others, such as people on Dave's forum, are very friendly and greet you. When will you release a new game, Boss Dave? What will your child be named, Boss Dave? Who is your company, Boss Dave? Isn’t it necessary to do something else...

As for Kakuzu...

I want the dragon-slaying knife: I c**** you, fuck you ****, I c**** you ****, a black-faced bucking ghost! You return my hard-earned money!

There is absolutely no charge to play the game (Legend of Ninja v15 user): Damn the black-faced buckster! Don’t try to use anything in the game to tempt me to top up my money again! impossible! There's no way I'm going to put a penny into your damn game! !

Money means life. You will never need to recharge money to play the game: Crossing the Ninja World will release new Kage-level weapons in two days. Are you sure you don’t want to take a look?

You will never recharge money when playing games, and it will be your life:... Damn it! ! !

Let me go: Black-faced buckler! Brother! uncle! Please let go of my wallet! I really have no money at all! Woohoo! I can't pay the rent this month just to buy skins, and I'm still living in an Internet cafe! Woohoo!

Well... these are all cordial and friendly "greetings" from the citizens of the Fire Nation and the villagers of Konoha Village.

After Dave and the three little guys finished eating ramen, the next day was the time for them to gather to do the task.

Dave Geyou was lying on the rocking chair in the courtyard. Sakumo and Kimima beside him were already numb with boredom waiting...

"Did Dai have something to delay him today?" Dave felt a little bored and looked at the two people aside and asked in confusion.

If it was Junma who was late and asked them to wait, Dave would probably not have any doubts, but it was Might Dai who was late. This made him confused. The child's whole body was full of youthful aura. He was not responsible for such a thing. It will definitely not disappoint, but what happened today?

"...I don't know, he didn't reply when I sent him a message just now." Sakumo shook his head helplessly.

"Pah...pah...pah..."

Just when everyone was confused, a shuffling sound suddenly came from outside the wall, and the three of them looked towards the door in confusion...

At this time, a strong gust of wind blew by, making everyone unable to open their eyes. When everyone looked at the door again...

A green figure appeared at the door...

I saw Might wearing it or which Might was wearing... The green leather tights on his body turned into... uh... green vest and... green shorts... and he was wearing slippers...

"...What kind of look do you have??" Dave looked at it in a daze and asked with a confused look on his face.

"Hey, brother Dave! I was inspired by this while watching your passionate battle yesterday. After I returned home, I stayed up all night discussing the passionate youth with my father! I'll let you see my changes later!" Might wears his teeth He said with a flash of light and a thumbs up.

...

I already feel it...

In order to prevent himself from seeing the eye-catching scene in his imagination today, Dave specially found several D-level tasks at the task commission office, and went to the fields to collect bankers...

Dave took the three little guys and ran to the employer's field. After the employer explained the situation to the three people, Dave handed over the task to the three people. He ran to the side chatting with the employer and eating watermelon, claiming to be a supervisor. ...

None of the three people have any opinions, no one else, just get used to it...

The three people divided the work evenly, and then Might Dai took charge of the piece of land closest to the forest edge and began to close the banker...

Comrade Kakuzu has discovered in the past two days that the food at home seems to be gone. The rice that boy Dave sent a few years ago cannot be eaten. Ha, I knew that boy was a black-hearted boss. One day I will expose him and replace him. . I care about giving gifts to my subordinates, but I give them this kind of rubbish.

Comrade Kakuzu found the field closest to home. He turned a few familiar paths and walked to the most remote field. Well, I, Kakuzu, have dedicated my life to Konoha for so many years, so it’s not too much to take some food.

"Thief!!" Just when Kakuzu put his hand on the food...a roar came...

"First door, open the door. Open!!!"

“Slippers Lotus!!!”

Kakuzu was so distracted by the shadow-like slippers...

"Huh...huh... It seems that this thief is not simple... The Second Gate is closed, open it!"

"Third Gate, the gate of life, open!!"

"Huh...huh...this is my limit...feel the suffocation of youth!! Vegetable thief!!!"

"Powerful prelude. Slippers whirlwind!! Ah fight!!!"