Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Tobirama realized that he really couldn't run, so he mustered up his courage... turned his head and slowly looked at the figure on the sofa, and walked towards that figure.

One night passed...

Uzumaki Ashina came over to lift the seal, and Hashirama and the others came and knocked on the door with laughter...

Hearing the woman's screams from the room, Hashirama and others were stunned for a moment, something was wrong.

If there are screams at night, forget it, why are they there during the day? Bah, bah, bah, it doesn't feel right anytime.

Being cautious, they didn't open the door yet. Hashirama sent a message to Tobirama asking what happened.

Tobirama responded instantly...

Then, Tobirama opened the door and looked at everyone with a red face...

.....

After understanding...it turned out that Tobirama taught people to play games all night last night...The vegetables that Jiaoyue had just planted were stolen...I was just a little angry...

After a night of in-depth discussions... the two of them have almost gotten to know each other... and Haoyue is even teaching Tobirama how to take care of children...

Tobirama also listened very carefully and took notes. Well, you must pay attention to your grandson!

...

Jiaoyue watched Dave arrive and pulled Dave to see little Daiyue.

Because of the freezing, Jiaoyue is only 30 years old now. The 20 years of freezing time did not leave any traces on Jiaoyue's body...

Dave took Jiaoyue back home. Looking at his daughter-in-law, Jiaoyue was also very happy.

After the two got to know each other for a while through Dave's introduction...well...Dave was thrown aside...

Looking over there, Yue Mei is holding Dai Yue, and Jiao Yue is sitting aside chatting happily with Yue Mei... Hmm... Dave thinks he should go and play games with the man with STD...

The status ranking within Senju Station is as follows..

Dai Yue > Mito, Bright Moon > Tsukimi > Tobirama > Dave > Fish in the Pond > Hashirama.

Anyway, everything in the station is based on Xiao Daiyue... The bottom position in the family is still Hashirama, um, stable performance.

"Hey, sexually transmitted disease man, come out and surf the Internet." Dave looked at the two people chatting passionately and had no choice but to go online.

"Don't you have a son? Are you still out surfing the Internet every day?" Wu asked over the phone in confusion.

..To be honest, from when Dai Yue was born to now...Dave has hugged him only as many times as his hands can count...most of the time it was Tobirama and Tsukimi who hugged him...

It's not that I, as a father, don't care about my son... uh... but that I can't touch my son at all... wu wu wu...

Then, Dave and Wu ran to the Internet cafe to play games...

on the road

"You've been in Konoha every day, and you don't plan to go back and have a look?" Dave looked at him without any doubts and asked. This guy has been in Konoha for several years, and he doesn't want to go back to have a look?

"What's so interesting about Rock Shinobi? It's either mountains or soil, or soil or ground." Wu said calmly.

"I heard that your apprentice Ohnoki has given birth to a child, but you don't go to see it? I heard, what is the name of the child?" Dave looked at this guy in surprise and asked.

"I'm just his teacher, responsible for teaching him things on the road to ninja. I don't care about his other things," Wu Huan said.

Dave could hear a complaining tone from Wu's mouth...

Since Onoki stopped sending money to Wu, Wu has been running food delivery in the village, doing pyramid schemes, and working as a network administrator at an Internet cafe... Anyway, he has tried almost all of the 360 ​​businesses... ...

Today's Wu can be said to be a part-time worker who has been deeply polished by society... The money he earns from his usual part-time job can't even buy a skin. Damn it, that damn black-faced buckster only gives out a skin in about two or three days. Which family like this? Affordable! No, I have to go to that forum to complain about him!

"By the way, are there any jobs that can make money quickly and have a lot of money?" Wu then remembered that Dave was the president of the largest company in Konoha.

"...Yes...it depends on whether you are willing to do it..." Dave was silent for a while, thought of something, and said with a shudder.

"Yes, as long as it's not a ninja mission." Wu Ding nodded solemnly. He will not forget that he is an Iwagakure ninja, and he will never help Konoha with tasks.

"...Okay...just contact him..." Dave rubbed his eyebrows, took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Wu.

"Edson. George? That zombie?" Wu looked at the name on the business card and murmured in confusion.

Then, Dave took out another leaflet from his pocket and handed it to Wu.

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"War?" Wu was stunned for a moment, then looked at Dave in confusion and asked.

"...Well...it's not the kind of war you imagined...it won't kill anyone...it's just like children having mud fights. Uh...it just depends on whether your psychological quality is strong or not." Dai The husband was stunned for a moment, then introduced with a mischievous smile.

"Understood, let's go. Go online first. I'll go over in the morning and see what's going on." Wu nodded and put the flyer in his trouser pocket.

Dave and Wu fought hard all night in the Internet cafe. Jiaoyue lived next to Dave's house. She made breakfast in the morning and wanted her children to taste the food she made. She went to Dave's house and asked Yuemei to find out. Dave didn't come back all night.

Hearing from his daughter-in-law that Dave should be at the Internet cafe, Haoyue asked where the Internet cafe was and walked towards the Internet cafe with the hot meal in hand.

a moment later

...Dave in the Internet cafe suddenly felt a chill behind his back, and quickly turned around... The fried bamboo shoot meat on a leather belt did not appear in his imagination. Instead, his mother Jiaoyue smiled softly, holding food in her hand.

"I brought you some food, but I see you haven't eaten either. Eat it while it's hot." Jiaoyue smiled and put the food in her hands on the table in front of Dave.