Crazy Dave Of Konoha

night...

"Madara, have you slept?" Hashirama, who was lying on the floor, made a sound...

"No" Madara was lying on the bed with veins popping out on her head.

"Why aren't you sleeping yet?" Hashirama turned sideways and asked with a smile.

"Shut up! Go to sleep!" Madara glared at Hashirama with a headache and shouted.

"Oh..." Hashirama nodded obediently and closed his eyes...

After the atmosphere was silent for a while...

"Hulu...Hulu..."

"...." Madara really wanted to slap this guy away...

At four o'clock in the morning... Madara was really sleepy. She picked up a pillow and covered her face to force herself to sleep.

Well... Madara fell asleep...

At noon...

Madara slowly opened her eyes and took off the pillow from her face. Well, although it was a bit difficult to sleep this time, it was still very comfortable...

Madara wanted to get up, but suddenly she felt a little heavy...

Then, Madara raised her head and looked at her chest...

A man wearing only green frog underwear was wrapped around his body...with drool on his mouth...

a moment later

"This person's injuries are a bit serious. The medical expenses may be high. You have to be prepared." The doctor looked at Madara in front of him with some worry and said helplessly.

"Well, there is money." Madara nodded.

"Well, since there is no problem with the cost, let's let go of the treatment." The doctor smiled happily and then walked into the operating room.

In Hokage's office

"Ninja World Olympics, what does this mean?" Danzo looked at the plan that Dave proposed and asked in confusion.

"Promote exchanges in the ninja world. In today's peaceful era, several villages are recuperating. When the training is over, those few Kage will not be honest. The first purpose of holding this Olympics is to show the sports strength of each village, so that Each village is in the limelight, don't let them suppress it for too long, and think about fighting every day. The second purpose is to promote communication among the villages. It's best not to start a fight if possible... Now you, Konoha Curry, are still here. Do you have money?" Dave explained.

"...No money." Danzo was stunned for a moment and said helplessly.

Danzo is also very helpless. Who are the people in the village now? Kaguya, Hagoromo Hamura, Ashura Indra, Hashirama Madara, Tobirama Izuna, all of them are like thugs, and they can cause trouble for him every two days. Either one of them couldn't stand each other and started fighting, razing the village to the ground. Or someone is trying out a new technique on a whim, well, the village has another piece of flat land.

Even if a big boss like Kidney Love Company pays taxes every year, it still can’t survive... That bastard black-faced tax collector from Kidney Love Company sends him documents every day and asks for tax deductions. His Hokage is really difficult. ah.

"Right, let's invite them to Konoha and charge admission fees, accommodation fees, etc., plus the Olympic standard is about a month, their consumption in Konoha this month, think about our Konoha Why don’t we suck all the facilities out of them? Let’s promote the Olympics and export Olympic-branded souvenirs to each village. How great?” Dave looked at Danzo temptingly with a smile.

Having said that, what reason does Danzo have to disagree?

Danzo picked up the pen and wrote in large, accurate words on the document Dave gave him.

When Kakuzu heard the news, he was so happy that he could not sleep all night, and he could make a lot of money again.

So, Kakuzu went to the Aishen Company's factory overnight and encouraged employees to work overtime to produce various things...

The physical fitness of the people of Konoha Village is still very good. Sometimes they can even work overtime for two or three days. Dave is extremely pleased to see it. Of course, I, Dave, am not an unscrupulous boss and will still pay overtime.

Soon, invitations were sent out, and every village received invitations to the Ninja Olympics from Konoha.

[Dear Third Kazekage:

Hello, I am Hokage Shimura Danzō from Konoha. In order to promote exchanges between villages, increase the cohesion of the shinobi world, and strengthen the exchange of ideas among villages, our village officially sends an invitation to Sand Shinobi, inviting your village to come to Konoha to participate in the sports meeting. The sports meeting includes dozens of competitive events such as track and field, swimming, high jump, long jump, gymnastics, ninjutsu fighting, taijutsu fighting, illusion competition, e-sports, etc. The top three in each competitive event will receive rich rewards.

The time will be set on the first day of next week. I hope your village can come to participate. I, Shimura Danzō, can’t help but be grateful.

With this invitation, you can get a free discount coupon of 10.20% off, valid for one month, at the Konoha Village Black Mask Shop】

"What does Konoha mean? Chiyo-sama, do we need to go?" Third Kazekage looked at the invitation in his hand in a daze, and then looked at Chiyo over there and asked.

Chiyo is nearly fifty years old, with gray hair on her temples and wrinkles on her face... Well... she just looks a little younger than when she was old...

"Go, go and have a look. I don't know what Konoha means by this. It is estimated that other villages have received this invitation now, and they will probably go too. The ninja world needs to be lively." Chiyo nodded helplessly. said with a sigh.

"Okay, then who do we need to take? There are dozens of competitive events here, and there are even mechanical productions. Isn't this Sunagakure's strength?" Third Kazekage looked at the introductions to various events in his hand and pointed to this Mechanical Production said with a smile.

Is Sunagakure's puppetry in vain? Humph, Sunagakure can't do anything if they don't take first place in this competition. Then isn't it obvious that Konoha is giving out rewards?

"In the past two days, you can go to the village to look for various types of geniuses. As for the mechanical production and swimming events, leave it to me," Chiyo nodded and said.

"Okay, I'll make the announcement right away." Third Kazekage nodded with a smile and left here.

Swimming and diving competition?

Third Mizukage watched this competition in ecstasy, hehe, sure enough, Konoha also knows how to let each village play to their strengths, Sand Shinobi's mechanical production, Mist Shinobi's swimming and diving, Rock Shinobi's high jump (Onoki and Mu can fly), Cloud Shinobi's taijutsu fighting, Konoha's ninjutsu fighting.

"Interesting, Great Elder, I would like to trouble you to find the Oni Deng Clan and Hui Yoruichi Clan. By the way, go to the village to find out if there are any geniuses in this field." Third Mizukage looked at the Great Elder on the side and said.

"No problem, leave it to me." The great elder nodded.

"Wait a minute, what does this e-sports mean?" The great elder came back again and asked doubtfully, pointing to an item on the invitation letter.

"... We don't know either... We can't understand the markings on it. Let's go to Konoha and find out more about it." Third Mizukage was also helpless, he didn't know either.

"All right"