Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"The second game is about to begin. Players please take your seats!" Kakuzu walked up to the stage and shouted.

Then the contestants came on stage

"Everyone is on your guard!" Kakuzu slowly raised the gun in his hand

"boom!"

"The Kakuzu referee fired! The contestants set off! Wow! Iwagakure's No. 1 player Onoki took the brunt of the attack! Immediately behind him was Sunagakure's No. 2 player Chiyo! Wow! She actually used her own puppet! As expected of Sunagakure The flower of the wind!" Dave shouted in the commentary room.

"Summoning Technique! Ape Demon!" Hiruzen saw that he was quickly thrown away, and he was very unconvinced.

Then Hiruzen bit his finger and a burst of white smoke appeared in the swimming pool.

"Hiruzen, why did you ask me to come out?" After the monkey demon appeared, he found himself in the water and looked at Hiruzen very unhappy and asked.

"Become a stick! Hurry!" Hiruzen didn't say much to him, time was running out.

The monkey demon glanced at Hiruzen speechlessly, and then transformed into a long and thick stick.

"Long!!" Hiruzen turned around and aimed the stick at the bottom of the swimming pool wall on the starting platform.

The end of the stick was pressed against the wall of the swimming pool, and then Hiruzen held the stick in his hand and gradually lengthened it, gradually catching up with the group.

"Magnet Style. Hands of Sand!" Third Kazekage formed a seal with his hands, and then a large piece of iron sand appeared under the swimming pool, transforming into hands, holding Third Kazekage and sneaking in the water.

"Oh oh oh! Everyone is starting to show off their skills! The difference between the top few is not big! There is still the last 100 meters! Who will be the first place!!!" Dave continued to shout. With.

Jing is now in the queue of more than 20 people. Looking at the more than 20 people in front, there is only the last 100 meters left.

"I'm sorry everyone, for the sake of first place!"

“Unlimited shit reading!!!”

Unlimited dung reading, an advanced version of dung reading, was an idea that Dave suggested to him. After several months of experimentation, he finally completed this perfect pupil technique.

Dung Reading works on a single person, while Infinite Dung Reading targets multiple people. However, this pupil technique extremely consumes Jing's pupil power and Chakra. Jing's pupil power can only support him to use this pupil technique once a month. And after one use, nearly 80% of the Chakra will be consumed.

"Oh oh oh!! The twenty or so people in the lead in the swimming pool suddenly started vomiting! What the hell happened! Oh my God! Ahem, Dave explained this is a warm reminder about contaminating water resources in public swimming pools. , This is very unethical! After this game, the Kakuzu referee will ask for compensation in turn!" Dave explained.

"vomit!!"

In the swimming pool, there was a sudden sound of vomiting, and the originally clear water suddenly became colorful.

When the dozens of players at the back saw this happening in front of them, they suddenly became at a loss. They didn't dare to swim anymore...

Jing Sha, with a pale face, smiled softly, landed on the shore very easily, and won the first place in this competition.

"Oh oh oh!! The first place has appeared! He is player No. 12 Uchiha Kagami of Konoha Village! He won this competition!" Dave cheered.

Although Dave knew that Mirror might have used that trick...well...

"It's not good! The first few players in the pool have fainted from vomiting, and several players seem to be completely dehydrated from vomiting! Judge Kakuzu, hurry!"

"Go! All medical expenses for everyone except Konoha will be doubled!" Kakuzu's eyes exuded a faint green light, and he waved his hand towards the nine small tailed beasts behind him and shouted.

"Copy that!" The nine little tailed beasts nodded, and then pulled off their security uniforms, revealing a nurse uniform inside.

The nine little tailed beasts had a clear division of labor. After a while, more than 20 contestants were all carried on stretchers and sent to the hospital.

After Kagami landed on the shore, he looked at Hiruzen, who was pale and still retching on the stretcher, with an apologetic expression on his face.

"Mirror! You!! You!! You!! Ugh!!" Hiruzen raised her finger tremblingly, pointed at Uchiha Kagami in front of her, and shouted in a trembling voice. And before he finished speaking, he continued to retch...

"Sorry, sorry Hiruzen..." Kagami smiled bitterly...

Oh, forget it, next time you catch Hiruzen during the anti-pornography campaign, let him go.

Just as Jing was about to say this to Hiruzen, suddenly, several golden chains sprang out from behind Jing, and wrapped him up in an instant. Jing was still confused, but before he could recover, he suddenly He was thrown away by the chain.

Um...it's Mito...

Mito is also in this game... and he just happened to receive infinite shit reading from the mirror...

Hmm.. Mito is called training juniors. Is there a problem with this? This is no problem.

Since then, Jingyi has become famous in one battle and has completely appeared in front of the five major villages.

In the hospital... Ohnoki and Third Kazekage are lying on the bed...

Onoki shed painful tears from the corners of his eyes... This was the second time... He had experienced two terrorist attacks from horrible shit in just a few days.

"When we go back, raise Uchiha Kagami's threat level from a+ level to sss level!" Third Kazekage was lying on the side and said to a young man next to him with a weak face.

"Also, in the future, when Sunagakure's ninjas encounter Uchiha Kagami when performing tasks outside, they can give up the task! Don't provoke him!" Third Kazekage continued to add.

"Hey, that sweeper over there, help me get some water from downstairs!" Ohnoki sat up weakly, looked at the sweeper over there, and said weakly.

"Okay" Sweeping nodded, and then went to help him get the water.

After a while.

The sweeper took a cup of hot water and placed it next to Ohnoki.

Ohnoki picked up the cup and took a weak sip.

"Bastard! You're going to burn me to death with such hot water!" Ohnoki spit it out immediately after taking a sip, and threw the glass of water towards the sweeper over there.

The sweeper wiped the hot water on his body, and then turned his head to look at Ohnoki.

"Uh...Master...Master...Master???" Onoki looked at this familiar face and asked with a confused face.

"Okay, you traitor." Wu smiled coldly, then walked slowly towards Ohnoki with a broom.

"Traitor, let's settle the old and new debts together," Wu said with a smile on his face as he gently tapped the broom in his hand.

"Cough cough cough!! Master! Master! You have to listen to my explanation! I..."

However, Wu Ziran would not listen to Ohnoki's sophistry, and then picked up the broom and swung it towards Ohnoki on the hospital bed.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Master! Don't slap me in the face!!!"

"You are a rebellious disciple. As a master, today you have to clear up the evil obstacles of your master for your master!!"

In the hospital, there were waves of wailing sounds...