Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Siying seemed to have discovered a new world. They were so curious that they didn't sleep all night and just talked nonsense in the group all night.

Siying chatted with everyone about the figures in previous history.

Kaguya acridine: First Raikage? who is he? Is it very powerful?

Ai: Of course, First Raikage-sama is a great man who single-handedly ended the Sengoku era of the Kingdom of Thunder!

Kaguya: Oh...I don't know. From what you said, it should be...very weak.

Ai:....

Ai: Bastard! You actually dare to insult us, First Raikage! who do you think You Are? ! Do you dare to tell us your location so we can compare notes? !

Learning comes first: ....

Senior fishing enthusiasts:...

Ninja Dance God: ....

It's Hashirama, not Shenbao...

There are 21 people waiting below...

Kaguya acridine: [Location sharing]

Ai: Humph, it seems that he is not that kind of rat. Just wait for me, I'll be there soon!

Half an hour later...

Ohnoki: @爱, how is the battle going?

Ai: The WIFI in the hospital is good, and the patients in the same ward are also very nice.

Ai: Picture rpg.

The picture above shows Ai lying on a hospital bed with bandages all over her body...

....

It has to be said that the medical ninjas in the hospital are really getting better and better. Two seriously ill comrades, Xiang Jing and Hiruzen, were discharged after one night of treatment.

The game was temporarily moved to the afternoon, um, for some reason.

Dave had nothing to do at home and happened to come to the hospital to see the three people who had been discharged.

"Dave, should I get a haircut?" A few people were walking in the corridor and passed by a mirror. Hiruzen looked in the mirror, touched his hair, and looked at Dave in confusion and asked.

"Hey, Hiruzen, when you say that, it seems that I haven't had a haircut in a month or two." Mirror touched the curly hair on his head, looked in the mirror, and said doubtfully.

"That's okay, the game is in the afternoon anyway, and we just go to get a haircut." Dave shrugged, and the four of them ran towards the barber shop.

Love Kidney Barbershop.

"Hello, boss!" Seeing Dave come in, the barber shop boy looked at Dave and stood up quickly to greet him.

"Well, the four of us are here to get haircuts." Dave smiled and nodded.

The three people who had not slept all night sat on the chairs and fell asleep. Dave laughed.

"Give me those perm and dye potions that last the longest." Dave pointed to the potions on the shelf behind the counter and said with a smile.

"Uh, boss, this..." The barber shop boy was stunned for a moment, and his conscience made him instinctively refuse.

"I'll go back and tell the Kakuzu manager that your store's tax this quarter will be reduced by 3 points," Dave said softly with a smile.

"Boss, here, the good ones displayed above are all bluffing. This is the best potion I have in my possession. It can last for a year without losing its effect!" The barber shop boy straightened his back instantly. , took out the best potion that he had collected for many years from under the cabinet.

Dave took it over, looked at the three people sleeping on the chairs over there, laughed, and started his own operation...

A moment later...under Dave's operation...Dave ran away after the operation...Well, this was Dave's revenge. Originally, he only planned to retaliate against Danzo, but he thought that the other two were not the same. What a good bird, well, I got my revenge on them.

Jing was the first to open his eyes and wake up... He suddenly felt that his head was a little heavy. He reached out and touched his head in confusion...

Suddenly Jing touched a thick strip-shaped object... Jing was confused... This feeling... seemed familiar...

Then, Jing hurriedly raised his head and looked at the mirror in front of him.

"ah!!!!"

The mirror's howling also woke up the two people next to it...

"What happened to the kidney!! Huh? Hahahahaha!!!" Hiruzen stood up suddenly when he heard the howling. He was still a little dazed when he saw Mirror's hairstyle. His sleepiness disappeared instantly and he burst out laughing.

"You're laughing at your m...hahahahaha, you're still laughing at me! Look at yourself!" Jing was unhappy at first. After hearing Hiruzen's laughter, he suddenly turned around and looked at Hiruzen, um...

Hiruzen suddenly felt a bad feeling and quickly turned to look at the mirror in front of him...

Seeing the two of them looking like this, Danzo instinctively felt something bad and looked at the mirror in front of him.

The howling came from the barber shop again.

"ah!!!"

Jing's hair is curly. After some perming and dyeing by Dave...the black curly hair turned into shit yellow...the swollen hair is as high as two heads. Such high hair surrounds Jing. On the forehead...

From a distance...well...what you see is a shit-yellow flower...

And Hiruzen... Dave chose a sexy pink color for him. After a series of operations... Hiruzen's hair was erected into three pillars, and the three hair pillars stood on Hiruzen's forehead in the shape of three flowers. .

As for Danzo's hair... Dave chose red for him. As for his hair, the hair in the front is long bangs that cover half of his face, plus the hair that explodes into flowers at the back is like a cover... .

In order to accurately restore the scene, Dave also painted black eye shadow on the three of them.

The three of them just screamed and screamed...

"Can it be restored to its original state?" Jing took a deep breath, forced to hold back the anger in her heart, and looked at the barber shop boy aside and asked.

"No way... Boss Dave gave you the most powerful potion... No one will recover in a year or two... If you force recovery... you can only have a bald head..." The barber shop boy Brother quickly shook his head...

"Say! Why are you doing this!" Hiruzen looked at the three pink hair pillars on his forehead, took out a kunai from his pocket and pointed at the barber shop boy over there and shouted.

"...I didn't do it...it was Boss Dave..." The barber shop guy also took the Kakuzu Manager Financial Management Course for a while...

He learned a lot from a course called "Betrayal, rumor-mongering, and blame-shifting are closely related to finance, life, and life" taught by Kakuzu manager, and benefited a lot from it.

"Where's Dave?" Hiruzen suddenly turned around and looked at Danzo and Mirror with anger.

"He's not here, he must have run away." Danzo and Jing shook their heads and answered equally angrily.

"Go to him!"

So...

The three of them left the store...

Walking on the street, the image of the three people must have attracted the attention of everyone on the street...

Especially Danzo, he is still wearing a Hokage robe... Master Hokage, is he... so fashionable?

A caring person took a photo of the three of them and posted it on the Konoha forum...

[Master Hokage and his friends are at the top of Konoha’s trends]

Below the post are the weird photos of the three of them...

Ninja Dance God: Huh? Danzo, are Mirror Monkey and the other three so good at playing? However, it looks pretty good.

It’s Hashirama, not the Kidney Treasure. Reply to Ninja Dance God: Madara! How about we give it a try too!

The Ninja Dance God replied to the Ninja Dance God: Okay, let’s go to the barber shop.

Ever since...the trend era has officially begun...