Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The two giant giants just stood in the sky...

Everyone watching the battle below was dumbfounded... What is this...

This one is more outrageous than the other one...

"...If I ever talk about starting a war with Konoha again, you're going to offend me." Raikage Ai looked at the assistant behind him and said.

"...good"

The same is true for the other three shadows... Originally, Third Mizukage wanted to take revenge on Dave... This revenge is useless... It turns out that when he fought me, even 1% of his strength was useless... .

"Damn Dave! You have so many Chakras! Why do you usually use ours!" Shukaku roared angrily.

"All the chakra I have now is stored... Do you think I just grow vegetables and have nothing to do..." How could Dave take out so many chakras at once? These are all the ones he has grown over the years. Some plants that can store Chakra are fed back to Dave for use...

Dave's Sage Art, like Hashirama, was learned from the Katsuyu sage in the Shimogun Forest, and it took him a few days to learn it.

Dave couldn't use ninjutsu, but he could still use senjutsu. What's more, when he learned senjutsu, he was taught by two seniors, Hashirama and Hagoromo, so even a stupid person could learn it. Hum, Dave, I don’t have yellow hair or some white hair.

After a moment of silence, the two giants in the sky moved.

"Sage Art. Wood Style. Majestic Senju. Sword on the top. Heavenly obstacles and stars!"

....what a long name

"Sage Art. Wood Style. Light of the God of War!!"

Well, my name is Haki yet simple.

In an instant, the giant Buddha held thousands of swords in thousands of hands, and hundreds of meteorites hit the plant god of war over there.

The hands of the Plant God of War, the Destruction Mushroom and the Tactical Cucumber flashed with extremely dazzling light and rushed towards the Big Buddha over there...

"boom..."

....

In the hospital a moment later...

Hashirama, Madara, all bandaged, Dave is silent...

It seemed that... it was really too big... The three of them looked through the window at the razed back hill... and became even more silent...

"You bastard... A thousand kilometers were razed to the ground, and a small country near the border of the Land of Fire was destroyed... Konoha has no money..." Danzo felt so distressed...

If that small country is destroyed, then destroy it. The people in that small country are not dead yet, and now the big name of that small country is asking Danzo for debt. At the critical moment, Kaguya sent people to another dimension to protect them. There were no casualties, except for these three people.

The other four shadows are still staring at the ceiling in the hotel in a daze... The impact they received today was a bit big... they need to slow down...

And today's battle has completely spread throughout the ninja world...

Now everyone in the ninja world knows that Senju Dave, the leader of the Konoha Village Senju clan, is nicknamed the crotch-picking hand. In fact, he is extremely powerful. He can rival the two Sengoku heroes... This ninja world is getting more and more dangerous.. You can't afford to offend him. There are more and more people...

This historic battle may be hard to see in the future. In order to commemorate this battle, Danzo ordered people to carve statues of the three people on the only remaining mountain on the back mountain. This place was also named For the Valley of the End...

Hashirama and Madara are carved on one side, Dave alone is carved on the other side..

Dave was confused...how could this make him feel like I was a bad guy, fighting two messengers of justice...

In the afternoon, all the spectators returned to the repaired venue.

Uh, Hashirama, Madara, Dave came here in a wheelchair...

"Master! So you are so strong!" Sakumo pushed Dave and asked with little stars in his eyes.

It turns out that the master who is usually lazy, lazy in cooking, treacherous, greedy, idle...etc., is actually so strong! !

"What bastard words are you talking about? When did I, your master, not be strong? Do you still feel wronged by being my apprentice? Follow me, master, and you will be hungry twice in three days and get a little steel rod if you have nothing to do. Bah, I will help you pretend to be a bitch. You fly." Dave, who was wrapped in bandages, snorted and said disdainfully.

"Yeah! Master, you are the strongest!" Sakumo nodded excitedly.

"Well, Teachable Ruzi, how are you doing with your sword training? Are you confident that you will top 100 in this physical combat?" Dave nodded with satisfaction and then asked.

"Don't worry, Master! I passed the Jōnin exam two days ago, and now I'm a Jōnin! I'm bound to get the top 100!" Sakumo promised.

"In the first match of this taijutsu fighting match, Hatake Sakumo from Konoha Village will face off against Retsu from Sunagakure." At this time, Tsukimi's commentary voice appeared on the field.

"Hey, it seems you are the first one, come on." Dave smiled, looked at Sakumo aside and said.

"Don't worry, master, I won't embarrass you!" Sakuma nodded solemnly and left here solemnly.

the other side

"Liet, if you can't beat him, you must remember to surrender. Don't throw your life here. You are fighting him, Lie, and you are the only one I care about." Chiyo looked at his precious son and said slightly sadly.

"Don't worry, mother, I will definitely inherit the will of my father, First Kazekage! This match! I will never lose!" Lie, who was only twelve years old, nodded solemnly, then turned around and left the stage.

Two people of similar age came on stage and looked at each other with a slightly evil look.

"The game begins!" Kakuzu immediately left the stage after announcing.

Retsu took out the homemade puppet knife from his back, and Sakumo also took out his White Fang. The two looked at each other for a few seconds, then suddenly rushed towards each other.

For a moment, there was a flash of swords, the figures of the two of them were crisp and clear, and their swords were all killing moves.

Sakumo's sword is more inclined towards concealed assassination, specializing in attacking the opponent's weak points. And Lie's sword is more inclined to face the point of force, and has a posture of fighting the opponent until death.

Moreover, Retsu made his own sword, and some elements of the Puppet Master were added to it. The blade can shoot kunai. Sakumo's sword skills are stronger than Retsu's, but he just suffered this disadvantage and could not reach a stalemate with him. .

Just after the two of them competed for dozens of rounds, Sakumo caught a gap in Lie's body, his eyes narrowed, and he suddenly stabbed Lie's lower limbs.

Lie was young and had fought for more than a dozen rounds, but his energy was a little weak. In addition, Sakumo's technique was too subtle, which made Lie think that he was attacking his upper body, so Lie suddenly squatted down...

"Stab it..."

There was a burst of tearing of cloth and the sound of a knife piercing flesh...

"...I said it was your feet that I stabbed...do you believe it..."

....

Dave looked at this familiar scene with a speechless face...

"Quick! Stop fighting!! Take my son to the hospital!!" Chiyo almost fainted when he saw this scene and shouted quickly.

In the hospital...

"How's it going, doctor?" Chiyo was about to cry. The child's roots were almost gone. Is this the end of the world for Lie Dou?

"One penis is missing. It was injured by a sharp weapon. The person who stabbed it retained his strength and did not cut it off. It is lucky. It is saved, but the chance of breeding in the future may be very small." The doctor also has a headache. ...two days...two such medical cases...

His doctor is also a man. You let me see such bloody scenes every day, and even my doctor can't stand it...

"What?? He actually saved it!" Third Mizukage came here with the mentality of having fun, but unexpectedly he saved it? Why can't I save mine? ? ? He asked the doctor sharply...

"Third Mizukage! What do you mean!" Chiyo looked at Mizukage fiercely and shouted. Fortunately, as long as you can keep it, it's okay if the chance of breeding is small, at least there is a chance. Hope is not completely lost.

The Third Mizukage cried out in grievance and left. Why could he keep his but not mine?

After this battle...Sakumo also became famous...

And some people also found out that this man is Dave's apprentice...the apprentice of the crotch picker...no wonder...the same lineage...

Dave's house... Yue Mei looked at the master and apprentice...

A Konoha crotch-picking trick...a Konoha crotch-picking White Fang....

The master and apprentice also looked at each other, silent...