Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Then, Orochimaru scans the code...

In the video, Kakuzu made a heartbeat after scanning the QR code to pay at Orochimaru.

Then the page starts loading...

"The four greatest gangsters in the ninja world, the terrifying turd, the crotch picker, the scoundrel of Konoha, and the Bakugan boy." Orochimaru murmured slowly as he looked at the four names displayed on the page.

"Isn't the scary dungster Uncle Mirror?" Tsunade asked doubtfully.

"Well, it's Uncle Mirror... uh... Uncle Dave is the crotch picker... Konoha scoundrel is Uncle Danzo... and the last Bakugan guy is Uncle Hiruzen..." Orochimaru suddenly felt something strange. Good feeling...

Then, the three little guys slid the page... and saw three videos... There is no scary shit, but there is a text introduction under the scary shit...

The three little guys clicked on the three videos and watched them one by one...

Ten minutes later...silence...

"Orochimaru...Except for Uncle Danzo, I think he is a bit of a rogue in these three videos...Why do Uncle Dave and Uncle Hiruzen have those titles?" Little Tsunade expressed his doubts.

Orochimaru and Jiraiya looked at each other and opened their mouths, not knowing what to say...

Well, it turned out to be inappropriate for children. Orochimaru decided not to search blindly anymore...

In the police department, four silent men drank all day and night...

Just as he was about to leave, a man walked into the office with a child in his arms.

"Mr. Minister, I have something to report." The man was a police officer from the police department. He looked at the four big guys in front of him in silence for a while before speaking.

"Tell me," Jing, who was a little dazed after drinking, rubbed his eyebrows and said.

"Jōnin Uchiha Yamano and Chūnin Uchiha Keiko died while on a mission. Their several-month-old child is now an orphan and was sent here. How should he be placed?" the man said, pointing to the child in his hand. .

"Orphan... then Dave, please take him directly to your kindergarten. Uchiha will also give him living expenses every month. His parents' inheritance will be taken back to the clan first, and a document will be written later. This child will become an adult. Give it to him again?" Jing looked at Dave and asked.

"Does this kid have a name?" Dave nodded.

"Yes, this child's name is Uchiha Fugaku"

....

"Okay, I'll take this kid away." Dave almost laughed, he was so drunk, he said righteously.

Looking at Dave holding the child with his face full of excitement, Jing suddenly felt that this child was a bit dangerous...

And little Fugaku, who was only two or three months old and could not speak, was lying quietly in Dave's arms, looking at Dave with a smile on his face, and little Fugaku was babbling...

"Little Fugaku, little Fugaku, hey hey, little Fugaku, let's go, uncle will take you to dinner~"

....What a wretched uncle...

On the other side, the Olympic Games scene...

"The twenty-third match, Konoha Village's Might Wei, versus Cloud Shinobi Village's Ai"

"Yo Xi! It's my turn to play!! This is youth!" Mightwei came on the field screaming excitedly.

And Raikage looked at the green-skinned monster opposite. Is this thing... funny? Alas, as expected, if you want the village to stand out, you still have to look to me, Raikage.

"Master Raikage! Please give me some advice!" Might looked at Raikage in front of him and nodded respectfully.

"Yeah." Ai didn't say anything. This guy is okay. Forget it. Just be gentle later.

Seeing the disdainful expression on Ai's face, Kakuzu became even more disdainful.

"The game begins!" Kakuzu gave the order and retreated from the ring.

"Lightning Style Armor!" Ai burst out of his clothes instantly.

"Oh oh oh!! Raikage-sama feels youthful too!!" Might Wei looked at the little star in his eyes.

"In this case, if Mr. Raikage gives his all, then I will take it too! This is the most basic respect for the opponent!"

"The first door, the living door! Open!"

....

"Grandma Li knocks on the door! Open!"

"Hirutora!! Ahhhhh!!!"

....

Everyone in Raikage is dumbfounded...what the hell is this...

"Here's a duck's neck!!" I had no choice but to force myself.

The two sprinted towards each other at the same time and collided with each other. A huge cloud of smoke and dust was raised on the field. When the smoke and dust dissipated, the two fruit men were lying half dead in the big pit...

"Uh...how do we calculate this?" Kakuzu looked at this scene with a confused face.

Then, Kakuzu saw Might Wei raise a finger tremblingly...

"Okay, this competition is won by Might Dai from Konoha Village!" Kakuzu announced. Might Dai is indeed a good employee of the company, knowing how to exchange his one month's salary for the glory of Konoha.

Look, he raised a finger. Isn't this just for me, Kakuzu? And show me Kakuzu a finger, doesn’t it mean one month’s salary? Is there a problem with this? There is no problem with this.

Might Wei went back to rest for a few days and then went to the company to collect his salary for this month...

"Mighty, right? After excluding five insurances and one housing fund this month, you have no money." The person in charge of payroll took a look at the form in his hand and said slowly.

"What?? How is that possible! I tried my best to spread youth for the company for a month! Why don't I get a salary!!" Might Wei was also confused.

"What this document shows is that you donated one month's salary for the glory of Konoha," the employee said, pointing to the document.

....

"Game Thirty-Four, Konoha Village's George, vs. Konoha Village's Black Zetsu" The time has come for the next day's game...

Black Zetsu and George slowly walked onto the stage with firearms on their bodies and camouflage on their faces.

"The game begins." Kakuzu glanced at the two gadgets, and after saying that, he quickly found a place to hide. If these two gadgets fight, nothing good will happen...

"Mito, bring the sealing formation to the audience quickly." Kakuzu quickly called Mito after hiding.

"Taijutsu fighting, nothing will happen, right?" Mito asked doubtfully.

"No, look at those two things on the stage. There must be something wrong with them fighting. Hurry up, or it will be too late!" Kakuzu said quickly.

Mito glanced at Kakuzu in the audience with suspicion, but still formed a circle around the audience.

"George, how about this physical combat, let's compare our hands and feet with real guns and bullets?" Black Zetsu asked with a smile.

"Okay, let's see if it's your AK ox or my double gun ox." George smiled disdainfully and took off two desert eagles from his waist...

Black Zetsu also took out his ak from behind.

Then...

After Dave sent little Fugaku to kindergarten, he came to the game and watched the scene...

Well...