Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Dave lay on the rocking chair and watched the scene with a relaxed expression.

"Danzo, you need to pay attention to the time you use your happiness spell."

"Hiruzen, the power of the fire you spit is a bit weak. Barbecue is okay, but the fire you spit is bigger."

"Mirror, your Susanoo is not good either. It seems you haven't grasped its essence."

The three people's eyes looked fierce when they heard this. You're doing a lot of trouble just lying there.

Danzo, Hiruzen, and Mirror looked at each other and smiled evilly.

Mirror deliberately hid Susanoo in a position, Gu took the opportunity to break through Mirror, Danzo also seized the opportunity to use Izanagi, Gu also broke through Danzo's defense, Hiruzen also reduced the Chakra output, and Gu was on top of Dave in an instant forward.

Looking at Mizukage Gu who suddenly appeared in front of him, Dave was stunned for a moment.

"Pick your crotch, repent!" Gu took out a kunai and stabbed Dave in the crotch.

But the scene in Gu's imagination did not appear, and Dave suddenly stood up to avoid the blow.

"You're such a cunt," Dave swallowed and said with a trembling voice.

Almost, just a little bit...

"Who are you calling a pussy??!" Gu roared in a sharp voice, and soon he was fighting with Dave again.

Dave took out a round fan from behind and competed with him in physical skills.

"You three bastards, you did it on purpose," Dave shouted at the three people over there while fighting with Gu.

"I don't know, what's going on? Why did Mizukage run over?" The three of them pretended to be dumbfounded.

Dave was speechless and continued to fight with him.

"Hiruzen, let me use your ape-devil stick," Dave shouted towards Hiruzen over there.

There is no way, Dave's only close-range weapon is the round fan, which does not do enough damage.

Hiruzen still understood the importance and turned the ape demon next to him into a stick and threw it to Dave over there. Dave sank a little after catching the stick. This ape demon was quite heavy.

With a fan in his left hand and a stick in his right hand, Dave was invincible.

"Uchiha bounce!" Dave seized the opportunity and blocked the Uchiha in front of him, and Uchiha bounced out.

Then Dave held the stick in his right hand, jumped up, and thrust the stick into the ground.

Gu lay on the ground and was about to move away, but in the process of crawling away, Gu suddenly took a breath of cold air, and the wound underneath opened, and this was the moment Gu reacted...

The stick happened to be facing Gu's butt... At this time, the diameter of the stick transformed by the ape demon was 6cm.

"Insert..."

There was a sound of something entering the body and tearing apart...

.....

The field suddenly fell silent...only Mizukage's shouts...

In the hospital office a moment later...

"Why are you calling me here again? Didn't I say I'm quitting?" The resigned doctor came back after receiving the request from the director, and asked doubtfully.

"A case has just arrived here. This kind of case is completely unprecedented. You are probably the only one who has experience in this area. Please, that patient is in critical condition now!" the dean said with tears streaming down his face.

"...Okay..." The doctor nodded helplessly.

The dean wiped away the tears on his face and took the doctor into the operating room...

The doctor changed into surgical clothes. When he opened the door and looked at the patient on the bed, his face was full of shock...

After a while, the doctor walked out of the operating room

"Doctor, how are you? Have you taken out the stick in Mizukage's butt?" the assistant asked anxiously.

"The stick was taken out, and the stick suddenly turned into an ape and disappeared suddenly. Regardless of the stick, the patient's anus has been torn. Due to the great impact, the wound removed from his anus was added. It’s not healed yet, so I’m spraying feces and urine inside now, and it’ll be fine after the spray is finished and it’s stitched together.”

The doctor said numbly, his eyes empty and lifeless...

The scene just now, just a few seconds, takes a lifetime to heal... He regretted it and came back...

The same goes for that patient... Although the doctor, as a man, can understand the pain after being removed, you can't... you can't use a stick... it's so thick... to do this...

Looking at the doctor sitting in a daze on the chair in the corridor, Assistant Mizukage also looked anxious.

A few days later, the Three Shadows jointly submitted a letter to Hokage...

The Five Kage Talks started... Mizukage couldn't come, so he asked his assistant to represent him. The content of this meeting, Senju Dave, will not appear again in any competitive events (except e-sports) in future Olympic Games.

Lifetime ban!

Dave became the first person in the history of the Ninja Olympic Games to be banned for life...

"Oh, the four of them complained together, so I can only fight for you to participate in e-sports." Danzo said helplessly as he looked at Dave in front of him.

"....I originally wanted to knock him...but the ape demon was too heavy...I couldn't lift him, so I inserted..." Dave hesitated...

"How is the monkey demon Hiruzen..." The four of them were silent for a while, then Dave looked at Hiruzen and asked.

"...The monkey demon refused Summoning... He said... If I let him use it for you next time, he will terminate the Summoning contract with me..." Hiruzen was silent for a while and said slowly...

The stick that the ape demon transformed into, happened to be where Dave inserted it into the head of the ape demon... After the ape demon returned, the hair on his head turned red and yellow... I have been washing my hair for a few days now... The ape demon Modu plans to shave off all the hair on his head...

Dave's reputation in the ninja world now surpasses that of anyone else, even Sage of Six Paths.

"Do you know Sage of Six Paths?" he asked a passerby.

"Sage of Six Paths? Who is it? I don't know him, but he sounds familiar." The passerby thought for a while and shook his head.

"So do you know Senju Dave?"

"The lower body terminator??! Devil!!"

....

Anyway...Dave's current reputation is both stinking and scary...

A certain villager's home in Konoha at night.

"It's time to go to sleep, baby," the villager said helplessly as he looked at the child who was still fussy.

"No, no, I don't want to sleep! I want to play!" The child shook his head and continued to make trouble.

"Go to sleep! Be careful Senju Dave is coming to eat you! I heard that he likes to play with children who can't sleep at night."

"Ahh! I'm asleep! Senju Dave, please don't come to me!"

Looking at the child sleeping on the bed, the villagers nodded happily.

Well, that's the extent of Dave's reputation.

Sakumo was accidentally ambushed while performing tasks these days.

"Damn it, if I had known earlier, I would have listened to the master and wouldn't have tried so hard."

"Your master? Who is your master? Tell me and listen, hahahaha"

"My master is Senju Dave!"

Looking at the enemies hurriedly fleeing, Sakumo froze on the spot... Is my master... very scary...?