Crazy Dave Of Konoha

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"What are you talking about?" At this time, Fugaku walked into the tent and asked doubtfully as he looked at the sneaky two people.

"No...it's okay" Dave swallowed and shook his head quickly.

Obito also nodded quickly.

"If you have nothing to do, go back to sleep. You too. I will help you go to Loulan to ask about your relatives in the morning." Fugaku frowned and looked at Obito and then looked at Dave who was aside.

"Yes, yes," Dave nodded quickly, and Obito was about to leave.

Suddenly, a yellow light flashed in the tent, and a yellow hair suddenly appeared in the tent.

"Meizhu Takeout, Brother Fugaku, your takeout has arrived." Huang Mao, wearing a green helmet on his head, said with a gentle smile, holding a takeout in his hand.

"Minato? Well, trouble." Fugaku nodded and took the takeout from Minato's hand.

"Huh, remember to give me a five-star review." Minato squinted and nodded with a smile, just about to leave.

Obito on the side quickly stopped Minato.

"Teacher, please stay here and chat with me for a while. It's already night anyway, and no one will order takeout. I'm so bored," Obito said pitifully.

"Ah...Okay" Minato looked at his disciple begging, shook his head helplessly, and took off the green helmet on his head.

"Minato, you are the one who delivers the fastest food every month on the food delivery platform and has the most orders. Why are you working so hard?" Fugaku sat aside, opened the food in his hand, and asked while eating.

"I can't help it. Uncle Dave wants me to marry Kushina, and he needs a gift of 10 million. I have only saved 3 million now," Minato said with a wry smile on his face.

Dave, who was about to go to sleep over there, choked. Ahem, this shouldn't be me. Hmm, it should just be the same name. Um.

"But, having said that, Brother Fugaku, compared to me... you are the one who should work the hardest, right?" Minato thought of something and burst out laughing.

"...." Fugaku put down the chopsticks in his hand, his face full of sadness...

"Hahahaha, Uncle Fugaku can't even see my Aunt Mikoto." Obito smiled carelessly at the side.

"Huh, if Uncle Dave hadn't been there to stop him, I would have been there!" Fugaku heard Obito's words and slammed the table angrily.

"What did you say, young man?" At this moment, a white-haired figure suddenly opened the tent and walked in. He put a hand on Fugaku's shoulder and asked with a stern face.

"...It's okay...Uncle...It's okay...Um...have you eaten yet? Come on, come on, Minato just delivered the takeout, you eat it, you eat it, I'll give you a pat on the back, why are you here?" "Fugaku swallowed, quickly stood up and sat the white-haired man down and said.

"Hmph, you're being courteous for nothing, I tell you, it's impossible!" Bai Mao stretched his neck and said coldly.

Fugaku didn't say anything and continued to beat Bai Mao's back.

Dave here, who was pretending to be asleep, was stunned for a moment, why is he here...

Bai Mao glanced at Dave lying here thoughtfully. Was it the time when Senior Yuyi traveled through time?

"That, uncle, this is a suspicious person who came to Loulan to find relatives." Seeing Bai Mao looking at Dave over there, Fugaku hurriedly explained.

"Well, I know him. Let me take him to Loulan tomorrow. It just so happens that I also know his relative." Bai Mao smiled and nodded.

Obito looked at Bai Mao who was about to speak. Bai Mao pinched Obito's mouth and shook his head.

Then, Bai Mao took several people out of the tent, leaving Dave alone here.

Dave looked out of the tent, thoughtful.

morning...

"Let's go, I'll take you to find her" Bai Mao walked into the tent and shouted looking at Dave who was lying there pretending to sleep.

Dave didn't say anything, got up and followed Bai Mao into Loulan.

Fugaku and Obito looked at the backs of the two people leaving...Why do these two people look so similar from the back...

"What year is it in Konoha now?" Dave asked, looking at Shiro Mao next to him.

"Hush, what do you think?"

"...."

"I'll just send you back, you don't need to know so much," Bai Mao smiled and shook his head.

"We are both the same person, it doesn't matter if you tell me, right?" Dave looked at Bai Mao and asked doubtfully.

"No, no, no, no matter how you say it, you have to have a sense of mystery." Bai Mao laughed.

"I have such a bad character... Then you have to tell me one thing." Dave felt for the first time that he had such a bad character...

"What happened?" Bai Mao asked.

"Fugaku looks pretty young, why isn't he married yet?" Dave pointed behind him and asked in confusion.

Bai Mao paused and looked at Dave with a solemn face.

"...What's wrong?" Dave swallowed and asked.

"You must stop Fugaku's marriage. Even if the second pillar doesn't want his brother, you still have to stop it!" Bai Mao said solemnly.

"....But you also know that those two pillars have appeared before, and they can't be stopped..." Dave was stunned for a moment and said doubtfully.

"...It's okay. You will know when the time comes. I also believe that you will stop him more harshly than me."

....Dave wonders...

Then, Bai Mao led Dave to see the queen of this time and space, and talked to her, and Dave took advantage of the dragon's veins again to return to the original time and space.

Before Dave entered the passage, he looked at Bai Mao's meaningful smile. His grandma was so pretentious. I will do the same when I see the old me in the future.

Back to the present time and space...

Kaguya stood outside the passage, looking at the passage with a cold face...

"Uh...it's me...Senior, I, I'm not your son. Your unfilial son probably hasn't come back yet," Dave said quickly after swallowing his saliva.

"I know, why did you bring him here?" Kaguya nodded, looked at Dave and asked in a deep voice.

"...Well, Hagoromo-senpai wanted to know the answer to the question, so I brought him here...but why did you call me in..." Dave asked in a cry.

"...What do you think?" How can the arrogant Kaguya say that she hit the wrong person in a hurry?

"without.."

Then, Hagoromo also came back. He learned everything about his mother before, but seeing his mother looking at him coldly, he hurriedly went to Kaguya's side and said that he would never mess around again and that he would be filial in the future. You, I will definitely eat your food well in the future...

"That's all, that guy Ishiki, I advise you not to have any thoughts about him. If you see him, you must find me first! Do you understand!" Kaguya heard what his own children said, what else could he say, I can only give him a warning.

"Don't worry, mother, I will never mess around!"

"Well, let's go, I'll go back and cook for you..."

...Um...Mother, I told you that I was just talking nonsense...Do you...do you believe it...