Crazy Dave Of Konoha

After playing with the two little guys for a day, the two little guys were tired from playing, and Dave was just about to send them back.

"Minato, what are you looking at?" Dave asked in confusion as he saw the little yellow hair in his arms staring at one place for a long time.

"Hokage Rock..." Xiao Huangmao pointed to the Hokage Rock over there.

"What? Minato, is your dream still to become a Hokage?" Dave asked with a smile.

"Hokage...Hmm! I will become a Hokage in the future and protect the villagers!" Minato's eyes gradually regained their vitality, and he nodded excitedly.

Minato grew up with the stories his father told him. He knew that the peace and tranquility of Konoha was inseparable from Master Hokage and Master Dave. Master Hokage, he guarded the safety of Konoha. As for Lord Dave, he gave Konoha more vitality and motivation.

These are also the two people he admires most, Hokage and Dave. He also knows that he does not have as smart a head as Uncle Dave, so I will work hard and become Hokage!

"Don't worry Minato, in the future you will wear robes and eat big fish and meat! This is the prophecy that Uncle Dave gave you! Work hard!" Dave nodded and encouraged.

"Um!"

"Why don't you go back... Kushina is so sleepy..."

"Uncle Dave, let's send Kushina back to bed quickly. Kushina is almost asleep."

"...."You little yellow hair...

After sending the two little guys back, Dave returned to the company.

"Where are Kakuzu and the others?" Dave looked at the document in front of him and felt a headache. He stopped reading and threw it back to Kakuzu. No, where are the Kakuzu people?

"The two financial managers are on a business trip. They should be in Iwagakure now," an employee said after thinking for a while.

"Okay, go and do your work."

Next, Dave called Kakuzu.

"Hey, Kakuzu, what are you saying over there now?" Dave asked.

"3 million for a mouse, let me ask you if you want it! What? Bargain? Come on, look at this workmanship, this technique, how much effort of the craftsmen has been put into it! 3 million, is it expensive? You know You, Iwagakure, are a big village, don’t you have any dignity at all?”

"A batch of mice here in Iwagakure are worn out. Let's export the mice." Kakuzu said calmly, and there was a noise next to him.

"...whose voice is that...and...the mice sold in our village cost 500 silver taels each...how did they sell for 3 million..." Dave swallowed and asked tremblingly.

"Oh, that's Kimima bargaining with the other party. After all, it's for export. It must be a little bit more expensive. It's okay. It's a small scene. Kimima has to experience it. He can't be the one to take action every time." Kakuzu said calmly He said sadly.

He, Kakuzu, now has no rivals in terms of negotiation. He went to the Land of Water to export electronic hardware such as keyboards, and when Mizukage saw him, he was so frightened that he directly asked for 3 billion to buy them all... In fact, he originally wanted to Selling it for 2 billion... Since the other party gave me more... then there is no reason why I shouldn't want it.

Mizukage saw that this black-faced buckler did not increase the price. He thought that he had turned into a woman and his brain was broken. He thought that Kakuzu was holding some evil conspiracy to increase the price or something, so he directly bid 5 billion.

Kakuzu is helpless.

"Black-faced buckler, do you take this person seriously? We are in a meeting and negotiating! You are actually answering the phone! Are you polite!" Onoki and Kimima slashed hard, shouting until their foreheads were red. , saw Kakuzu on the side talking on the phone, shouting angrily.

"This is Dave's phone number. How about you chat with Dave for a while?" Kakuzu tilted his head and handed the phone over and said.

"Uh... 3 million! We bought a mouse for 3 million! We bought it! We will buy as much as you bring!" Onoki shouted quickly.

The lower body terminator, Gungun, who can talk to him? When Onoki heard the word Dave, his lower body felt cold...

a moment later

Kakuzu and Kimima were sitting on the tractor. There were a lot of money bags behind the tractor, and their faces were full of helplessness.

"Brother Dave, why should you call me when you have nothing to do? I could have given him an increase of 4 million," Jun Ma said with a melancholy face.

Kakuzu's father is already famous as the Black-faced Kakugo, and his friends Sakumo and Mightai are also famous. He, Kimima, also wants to be famous.

"It's okay, it's okay. There's no need to rush this kind of thing. Well, which village are we going to exit from next?" Kakuzu comforted with a smile.

"Cloud Shinobi Village"

"Okay, I'll leave the negotiation to you then. I'll assist you from the side. By the way, the exit of Cloud Shinobi Village is the mouse pad, right?" Kakuzu nodded and asked after thinking for a while.

"Yes, the village sells it for 200 taels a piece. How much are we going to sell this time, 1 million?" Junma nodded and asked.

"Oh, it's too small, the pattern is too small, Kimima. It seems that you haven't learned a lot of my knowledge yet. Open up your mind, open up the pattern, and think about it carefully." Kakuzu sighed and shook his head.

"Then how should we sell it?" Junma asked doubtfully.

"Cloud Shinobi Village is the village with the largest economy after us in Konoha, right?"

"right"

"Think about it, Cloud Shinobi Village is so rich, selling him a mouse pad for 5 million is not too much. Think about it, the two of us are now riding a tractor, and the wind and sun are blowing, and we are both out of Konoha It’s been a month, and the tractor’s gas expenses, mental damage expenses, weather and sun exposure expenses, and Cloud Shinobi Village has established friendly relations with our Konoha Village. The president of our village’s kidney-loving company is very happy. I believe Raikage will also do the same. For whatever money, we can help him add it to each of these mouse pads, and we can sell him 10 million for each one, which is not too much."

"...Father Kakuzu, I have learned a lesson." Kimima was stunned, and then nodded solemnly.

"Well, Kakuzu's father, can't we sell it for 15 million? Raikage will definitely agree. After all, he is the leader of Raikage Village, the largest economy after us in Konoha. He can't give money to members. It's a loss of face." Junma learned and applied it flexibly.

"You still haven't grasped it. Can you kill a sheep to gather wool? We can't kill a chicken to get the eggs. We have to let the chicken breathe to continue laying eggs. Do you understand?" Kakuzu sighed and continued to teach.

"Oh! I understand, Father Kakuzu! I will definitely study hard! I will also reach your level in the future!"

"Well, children can be taught."

A few kilometers away from here is Cloud Shinobi Village....

"A sneeze! A sneeze! A sneeze!!" Ai sneezed several times.

Did anyone scold me?