Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"The money you gave is wrong, one hundred silver taels are missing," Kakuzu said slowly.

"....Damn it! Are those people just living for a living? Don't worry, Mr. Black-faced Ghost, you should be on your way out already. If so, I'll give you another 10,000 taels of red envelope. No, it’s a red envelope of one hundred thousand taels, so I won’t bother you to come back, okay?” Feng Ying almost cursed.

"Okay, then I won't go over there anymore." Kakuzu raised his eyes, this Kazekage is pretty good.

Then, Kakuzu hung up the phone, accepted the red envelope, and smiled happily.

However... this smile looks particularly hideous and terrifying under the fishnet stockings... and drool is flowing from it...

Dave shook his head speechlessly, straightened his face, and pulled off the white stockings on his head.

Members of the Akatsuki organization must have their own status symbols, right? Kakuzu has a fishnet on his head, Dave has white silk on his head, Madara has black silk, Hashirama has a blue silk suspender, and Izuna has gray silk. The middle tube, Tobirama's is lace. Oh, and Zetsu is a new member that Dave accepted into the Akatsuki organization two days ago. Zetsu's status symbol is fishnet stockings.

There are currently seven members of the Akatsuki organization, and they all have stockings on their heads that symbolize their identities...

Originally, Dave proposed to get some rings, Beidou, Jade Girl, etc., but Kakuzu objected. Compared with rings and stockings, the production price of stockings is lower, well, then use stockings.

Dave still remembers when he gave stockings to Tobirama, his old father... His old father thought they were for wearing leg... lace Tobirama...

Dave shudders when he thinks of that scene now...and his uncle...also wears something on his legs...his uncle's leg hair...is mixed in with the blue silk...hiss... .

Don't think about it anymore...Dave doesn't dare to think about it anymore...

"Let's go, let's go to Iwagakure first" Dave shook his head and said quickly to get rid of the bad images in his mind.

"Let's go"

The two wore stockings on their heads, facing the wind, drooling, riding motorcycles, roaring ferociously on the road...

As soon as the two came out of the Kingdom of Wind, Dave's phone suddenly vibrated. Dave took out the phone and took a look at it in confusion. It was definitely.

"Hey, what's wrong Black Zetsu?" Dave signaled Kakuzu to stop first, and then asked.

"Dave, I found what you wanted in a mountain in the Land of Earth, a diamond mine, something like this that was scattered and shiny. I searched all over the ninja world and found it here. One." Black Zetsu said slowly.

"Send the location to my phone. I'll go over and check it out." Dave was stunned for a moment and said in surprise.

"Okay, come quickly, I found that there are many people around here, I don't know if it is safe or not," Black Zetsu said on the other side.

"Well, if they are passing by, don't worry about them. If you have ideas about this mine, just do it directly and tell us the name of our Akatsuki organization."

"clear"

"Let's go, let's go to Zeuna's location first," Dave hung up the phone and looked at Kakuzu aside.

"Why are you going to Zetsu? Didn't he go out to do something on your request?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"Well, he found the mine," Dave said excitedly.

"Ore? Ore? What's the use?" Kakuzu smiled disdainfully and shook his head helplessly.

Kakuzu was responsible for purchasing the ores and other materials used for research by Orochoku and George on the black market. A ton of ordinary ores only cost one thousand silver taels, and rare ores cost ten thousand silver taels per ton. He was giving them to them. A man suffered a comminuted fracture and only had a few hundred silver taels to haul a cart of mine back. mine? What's the use? You can't make a lot of money.

"Haha, if I tell you that I can sell you tens of thousands of silver taels for one gram of the most discovered mine, what do you think?"

"Where is the position and speed?"

Then, the two of them turned the accelerator to the bottom and ran toward Zetsu's position with a ferocious roar.

Perfect location.

"Boss, we found this kind of shiny transparent stone here. I don't know what it is used for. What do you think?" A little dwarf asked with a flattering face at the person in front of him.

"Sparkling stone? It doesn't look simple. Did you find it here? Dig it later to see if there is any ore underneath." The dwarf said, the boss thought for a while and said slowly.

"Stop, this is the boundary of the Akatsuki organization, you go back." At this time, Ze suddenly appeared in front of everyone.

"...What the hell, came out of nowhere? Get out of here!" The boss was startled by the sudden appearance of Jue, and drank after coming to his senses.

"Are you sure you don't want to leave?" Black Zetsu and A Fei looked at each other. Well, in everyone's eyes, they looked cross-eyed.

"Do it, why are you trying to scare people?" The boss smiled disdainfully and shouted to the people behind him.

Everyone rushed towards Jue.

The seal must be formed slowly.

I saw the pitcher plant on Jue's head slowly opening, and more than a dozen spikes slowly exposed the small holes.

"Shit Escape. Shit and urine torrent"

The small holes slowly moved toward the people who were rushing towards him. After the pitcher plants were separated, they were divided into left and right sides. The nine holes on the left shot out golden water, mixed with enoki mushrooms of unclear colors. and small lumps. The yellow water flowing from the right side is golden, clear and free of foreign matter compared to the golden water flowing from the left side. But it is also yellow, yellow urine? Well, I got angry.

The water jets from the left and right sides merged together somewhere in the air, forming a powerful stream of excrement and urine, which hit everyone.

Everyone was sent flying out instantly.

"What the hell is this, liquid?"

"Is he a ninja? Is this Water Style??"

"It's not Water Style, this isn't water, wait, I seem to have chewed enoki mushrooms, why?"

"Ugh..Ugh...This is..This is..Ugh..."

Watching the people lying on the ground vomiting, and then all of them passed out from vomiting. Jue shook his head helplessly and put away his magical powers. Throwing people out one by one.

"I'm here, Jue." At this time, there was a rumbling sound in the distance. Jue thought there was someone else and was about to take action. After hearing the sound, Jue put down the seal in his hand.

"How about it, are you guys fighting now? Ugh... you... uh... next time... after the fight... uh... uh... can you clean up the battlefield... uh..." Dave and Kakuzu got off the motorcycle, and Dave asked vomiting after seeing what the venue looked like.

"Clean up the battlefield, Zetsu, where is the mine? Take me to see it quickly." Kakuzu didn't pay much attention, even if the tree above Kakuzu's head kept dripping golden water droplets on Kakuzu's head, Kakuzu also Not caring at all.

"Ugh... you guys... you go and see first... I... vomit... I have to slow down first..." Dave couldn't stand it and hurriedly ran to the side and vomited...