Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Ahem... Um... Yue Mei, let's send Dai Yue to school first." Dave felt the strange atmosphere and hurriedly signaled to Yue Mei.

Yue Mei also understood. She held little Mikoto and held little Dai Yue, and went to send the children to school with Dave.

"Hyaoyue... uh... um, I'm full. I have some things to do in the laboratory, um." Tobirama watched everyone leave. Looking at Haoyue who bowed his head in silence in front of him, Tobirama's scalp felt numb. , I thought and ran away quickly.

"Tobirama...you..."

....

We don’t know what happened to Tobirama and Haoyue.

A few days later, the advertisement shot by Tobirama and Izuna spread to all corners of the ninja world, coupled with Kakuzu and Dave's push and behind-the-scenes operations.

Successfully sold a one-carat diamond for 100,000 taels.

And diamonds have also been successfully packaged as a symbol of love. Nowadays, if people in the ninja world want to propose marriage or something, diamonds are a must.

At this moment, Kakuzu is in the diamond warehouse, lying in the sea of ​​diamonds with a smile on his face...

"Hey, Hashirama, come and shoot the commercial. I really can't find anyone." Kakuzu took out his mobile phone, his face changed instantly, and he said with a cry.

Now that diamonds are so popular, I have to create an advertisement to add fuel to the fire.

"..No.." Hashirama hasn't finished speaking yet...

"50,000 taels"

"Wait a minute, I'm going to find Madara now," Hashirama said in a hurry and hung up the phone.

Kakuzu touched his money bag painfully, it was 50,000 taels.

Forget it, compared to the income from diamonds, these 50,000 taels are nothing.

After a while.

Madara and Hashirama came running over.

"This time, you edit, I have to keep an eye on you," Madara said, looking at Kakuzu coldly.

Kakuzu nodded quickly and invited the two of them to the locker room first.

Hashirama is offline and Zhumei is online.

"Hashirama, please shave your legs...You are wearing this white stockings..." Looking at the white stockings on Hashirama's legs and the thick hair inside, Kakuzu was almost blind...

"Why are you shaving your legs? Does it have any impact?" Hashirama asked, looking at his thick leg hair in confusion.

"I'll give you another 10,000 taels. Please shave your legs..." Kakuzu was speechless... How can I shoot an advertisement with your leg hair... Can it be shown to others? ?

Hashirama's eyes became determined, he picked up the tape on the table over there, and returned to the locker room with a brave face.

"ah!!"

"ah!!"

"ah!!!"

Hearing the heart-rending shouts and the sound of tape being torn from inside, Kakuzu and Madara couldn't bear to look...

After a while, the sound stopped...

A cool woman with long straight black hair slowly walked out of the dressing room... She was wearing a white lace skirt... A pair of big white legs looked extremely bright under the light and white silk... But this pair The big white legs are a little red...well...the tape was pulled off just now and it was a bit congested...

"You don't have to say any lines this time. I will find someone to dub you later. All you have to do is take a few steps under the background and take a few camera movements and photos." Kakuzu explained to the two of them.

Madara still sounds like that, but I'm still worried. I'll have to watch the finished film later to feel reassured.

First I shot Hashirama, then Madara, and then finally the two together.

Hashirama and Madara held hands on their chests and looked at each other affectionately. However, Hashirama is taller than Madara, so he secretly added some height under Madara's feet to achieve that effect.

Then the shy Hashirama buried his head in the arms of the domineering and cold Madara.

Okay, it's over.

"Is it over so soon?" Hashirama changed his clothes and asked doubtfully.

"Well, it's just a small advertisement." Kakuzu looked at the camera and nodded with satisfaction.

A few minutes later...

"Why aren't you leaving yet?" Kakuzu raised his head in confusion and asked.

"...waiting for your revised film." Madara looked at Kakuzu coldly. The advertisement last time was an oversight, which caused such a bad impact. This time I definitely have to watch it with my own eyes.

"...Okay, come with me." Kakuzu shook his head helplessly. I am a very serious person. Your previous videos were all edited by Dave. What does Kakuzu have to do with me?

Kakuzu led the two of them to the office.

Madara also saw the final film with her own eyes.

"The only thing missing is dubbing. I'll just find two people to dub the finished film later," Kakuzu said, pointing to the screen.

"Well, let's go." Madara nodded, this time it was normal.

the next day

Hashirama and Madara ate breakfast and turned on the TV.

"As a woman, I understand better the importance of love." The one demonstrated above is Zhu Mei. The voiceover was done by a random female employee of Kakuzu.

Hashirama was stunned, but it was okay and he could accept the dubbing. After all, he was playing a woman.

"As a man, I understand better the importance of commitment." The screen switched to Madara who was busy. Voiced by Kakuzu. Kakuzu is paired with thick phlegm stuck in the throat...

"That day, he (she) and I met" chorus.

"His love is heavy"

"Her love is gentle"

"Her gentleness makes me unable to extricate myself"

"His heaviness makes me feel safe"

"Love kidney diamond, express my love to her (him)"

"When you see a diamond jewelry, it sparkles with brilliance, and a lifetime of love will be remembered forever."

"The kidney-loving diamond, a dazzling ray of sunshine, makes your fingers sparkle."

"Every crystal clear diamond is unique, just like the one you love"

The last scene... is Zhumi being held in Madara's arms...

Madara and Hashirama were both dumbfounded...

And after the two people's commercials, the commercials that Izuna and Tobirama shot before...

Madara and Hashirama were stunned after reading it...

"Ahem...this...is quite normal...it's quite normal" Hashirama came back to his senses, patted his chest, and finally felt relieved.

Compared with the kidney treasure he shot before, this one is already very good... At least, probably, probably, probably, no one can recognize that Zhu Mei is played by me...

"It's... not bad..." Madara hesitated to speak...

Compared with the previous game advertisement...well...this one is already very good...

At this time, Hashirama's phone rang. It was Mito calling...

"What's wrong Mito?" Hashirama answered the phone and asked confused.

"Hashirama, where are you? Come back quickly, I won't kick you out." Mito, who was having breakfast over there, called Hashirama after watching the commercial, with a "gentle" and "gentle" face. Said in a delicate tone...

"Really! Hehe, okay, I'm going back now!"