Crazy Dave Of Konoha

early in the morning

"Asshole! Who introduced this policy!" Kakuzu rushed into the Hokage Building office with great anger, slammed his hands on the table and roared at Danzo.

"Mr. Kakuzu, this is the Hokage Building," the new Hyuga clan leader who had just arrived from the side frowned and said.

"Believe it or not, if you just said something, you would be instantly wiped out into ashes." Kakuzu turned around leisurely and gave him a fierce look. A group of lines suddenly sprang out from behind Kakuzu, each holding heavy firepower weapons...

"...You go back first, Hyuga clan leader, we will talk about the replacement of the Hyuga clan clan leader in the afternoon." Danzo also swallowed and said tremblingly.

"..Okay" The Hyuga clan leader swallowed, glanced at Kakuzu in fear, and at the group of heavy fire weapons behind Kakuzu, and ran away.

"Ahem, Uncle Kakuzu, please put your weapons away first...it won't be good," Danzo said with an awkward smile.

Kakuzu put away his weapon, sat aside, and looked at Danzo coldly.

"This matter... Dave and I discussed this matter yesterday... Those parents complained too much, so Dave and I had no choice but to do it." Danzo smiled helplessly.

"Which parents?" Kakuzu's green eyes flashed faintly...

"Ahem, don't mess around." Danzo was choked and said quickly.

Kakuzu didn't answer Danzo, but Danzo looked at an RPG rocket launcher that suddenly appeared in Kakuzu's hand...

"How about this, how about I lower the annual tax of Kidney Love Company from 10% to 5%?" Danzo said quickly.

Kakuzu raised his eyes and glanced at Danzo.

"Don't worry, Uncle Kakuzu, this policy is only for the residents of Konoha Village. We don't care about other villages in the ninja world," Danzo continued.

"Huh, that's it." Kakuzu snorted, stood up and left.

After a while, an explosive announcement appeared under Kakuzu’s forum.

[To celebrate the 1000th anniversary of the founding of the Ninja World, Ninja World, except Konoha Village, offers a 10% discount on all items owned by the Kidney Company, and additional rebates will be obtained for recharging games, with a maximum of 648 giving a 5% rebate. This event will last for one week, so please seize the opportunity. Among them, kidney-loving members who are under 16 years old will receive a 12% off recharge discount and a 10% chance of 648 rebate. 】

[In addition, in the Ninja World Alliance, dozens of skins will appear, traveling through the Ninja World, a total of 15 new Kage-level weapons will be launched, and Kage-level characters Uchiha and Senju will appear. Fun Red Moon recharge rebate, every time you recharge 100,000 silver taels, you will get a signed photo of Mr. Kakuzu worth 1,000 silver taels]

As soon as this news came out, the entire ninja world was in an uproar...

Leiyin Village...

"Charge!! Charge me!! 10% off!! 10% off!! Father! Sell me those houses at home! I want to charge!!" Kirashi's son Kira Bird roared excitedly With.

"Yo, yo, you bastard, bastard, idiot, just playing games, be moderate, skr!" Kirashi rapped lamely.

"Father! The recharge in Ninja World Dance is also 10% off and rebate!" Kira rolled his eyes and said hurriedly.

"Idiot, bastard, I'm going to find Second Generation right now. He, in the past few years, owed me two houses, but he hasn't given me the two houses yet," Kirashi raped and left here instantly...

Iwagakure..

"Hehe, those unlucky people in Konoha Village don't know how they provoked that black-faced buckler. They didn't even include people from Konoha in such a big promotion. Okay, okay, no matter what Konoha is. .Bring me out the Kakuzu loan app! I want a loan for the game!" Ohnogi roared with all his energy.

"Master Tsuchikage, you have to know that this is a conspiracy between the black-faced buckle ghost and Konoha. Our Iwagakure's finances are in deficit this year. We still owe 20 plus interest on the Kakuzu loan app." The billion usury loan has not been repaid." Iwagakure's financial manager hurriedly stopped him.

"That black-faced buckler is nothing. Come on, I can't borrow my mobile phone. Give me yours to borrow! Lend him 5 million first and let me take advantage of the discount!"

Kirigakure...

"Come on, are there any bones left from the battles of our Hui-Yoruichi clan? Grind them all into powder and sell them!" The young leader of the Hui-Yoruichi clan who just took office excitedly looked at the computer in front of him and roared. With.

"Mr. Patriarch, we don't have any bones left here. Who in the clan would pick up those bones on the battlefield if nothing happened?" the deputy chief on the side quickly persuaded.

"Are there no bones left at all?" the young patriarch asked doubtfully.

"...Yes...but those are the memorial items left by our ancestors from hundreds of years ago and the clan leaders of the past generations..."

"Grind it! Grind it for me, fuck my ancestors, such a big discount, isn't it just for hundreds of years? The older it is, the more valuable it is. Grind it for me and sell it! Everyone in the Qian clan has a new set when it is sold out!" skin!"

"Yes! Those people over there! Come and dig up my ancestral graves!"

Sunagakure..

"Mom, will our puppet be worth anything if sold?" Chiyo's son was silent for a while after reading the contents on the computer. Then he looked at his mother behind him and asked.

"Silly boy, we can't sell our puppets. Of course, if you take the puppets made by your mother and me and sell them outside, how can one of them be sold for millions of silver taels?" Chiyo said with a kind smile.

"Oh ~ thank you mother"

night...

"Mr. Black-faced Kakugui, have I heard that you are the person in charge of the games behind the Kidney Love Company?" Lie found Kakuzu's contact information and added Kakuzu's friends and asked.

"Yes, what's the matter with you?" Kakuzu was busy working when he suddenly received a message.

"Which... I would like to ask, can the Jinmatsu Ten Guards be exchanged for a set of Ninja Legend and Ninja Alliance full skins?"

Kakuzu was just about to type and tell him to get out, but wait, Shinmatsu Ten Guards? Isn't that Sand Shinobi's strongest puppet technique?

Money is life: Okay, do you have the Jinsong Ten-man Guard thing?

Konoha's crotch picking White Fang's lifelong enemy: Yes.

Money is life: I will let someone come to your Sunagakure door, you give him the things, and I will give you the full skin.

Konoha's crotch picking White Fang's lifelong enemy: Okay.

the next day...

"Lieh, have you seen the scroll on my mother's cabinet? That scroll is a very important thing." Chiyo wanted to practice the puppet left by his senior, but after looking for it for a long time, he couldn't find it. Looking at his son playing on the computer over there, Chiyo asked hurriedly.

"Hey, I am a member of Love Kidney v15 with full skin. Little sister, do you want my brother to take you flying? No, mother, are you looking for a mouse in the house and got it for you?"

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