Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Two people from the Akatsuki organization came out of Cloud Shinobi Village...

Dave shook his head helplessly. There are no places where children can be kidnapped in Cloud Shinobi Village. Forget it, wait a few years and come and have a look.

The two got on the motorcycle and were about to head to their final destination, Kirigakure, when Dave's cell phone rang.

"Hey, Brother Lu, what's the matter with you?" Dave answered the phone and asked doubtfully.

"Dave, the mobile game you told me about before is ready. Let's see when it will be released for promotion," Orochimaru said.

"Is it so soon? Well, let's put it on the shelves now, and the publicity will be in place." Dave was stunned for a moment, and said slowly after being silent for a while.

"Okay" Orochi Lu hung up the phone.

"Mobile games? Have you and Orochi Roku started playing mobile games? Aren't PC games good?" Kakuzu on the side heard the conversation and asked doubtfully.

What's the point of a mobile game? If you have the time, you might as well get a few more sets of skins.

"...How should I put it...this game...um...very fun...uh, to be precise, very, very fun. Hmm, very fun..." Dave was silent for a while, then slowly Saying...

"I don't care if it's fun or not, can you make money?" Kakuzu rolled his eyes at him.

"Well...how should I put it...anyway...I definitely don't know how to play..." Dave shuddered hard and said quickly.

Then the two got on their motorcycles and ran to Kirigakure. Since Kirigakure was at sea, many information was not available in the black market in a timely manner, so the two ran directly to Mizukage's office.

"...Bring out the list of all your Kirigakure children under the age of three."

"Who are you?" Third Mizukage was about to take action

“Senju Dave”

"Here, here is the list." Third Mizukage looked at the steel rod that looked to be 10cm in diameter in Dave's hand, and immediately took out a pile of lists and handed them to Dave.

Kakuzu on the side yawned boredly, as if there was no need for me to appear.

"Can I take you Kirigakure, the orphan named Shikang?"

"No problem, no problem." Gu nodded quickly. He was just an orphan. Kirigakure had been destroyed and rebuilt many times. Seventy percent of the orphans in the village were brought from other places in the ninja world, and they were not from Kirigakure. Local residents, bring whatever you want.

"Well, is it easy? Then bring him over. I will take him away now." Dave said with a smile.

After a while, Dave and Kakuzu left here with a little baby in his arms.

"Mizukage-sama, what happened to you? It's like a stick..."

"Get out of here and throw these sticks away too!" Gu shouted angrily as he looked at the sticks left by Dave on the ground.

On the way, the business is over

Kakuzu was bored for a while, then decided to take out his phone and found the new game that had just come out.

"Hokage ninja?" Kakuzu looked at the game and murmured in confusion.

Kakuzu downloaded the game with the view of judging whether it had commercial value...

"It's okay, at least the recharge button is in place, but there are a lot of activities here, such as ninja posts, recruitment and so on. This novice gift package plus the email in the mailbox alone has 2,000 gold coins. Are you sure we Can I make money?" Kakuzu asked confusedly after flipping through some things on the game and playing for a while.

"...You can try the one called Advanced Recruitment first..." Dave stopped the car, turned around and hugged the child, but hesitated to speak...

"S-class ninja, Senju Dave. 100 fragments are combined into one. Is it similar to a game like developing a lottery?" Kakuzu thought.

Dave opened his mouth to say something, forget it, let's kidnap the child first...

"A high-level recruitment scroll costs 168 gold coins each. Ten companies will definitely produce Ninja Shards or a Ninja. Why do I feel a bit shortchanged?" Kakuzu asked.

"...What is the purpose of our game...have you forgotten?"

"Oh, I remembered. If you lose, you will make a profit. I'll try it first with ten shots in a row." Kakuzu nodded doubtfully.

"Huh??? Why did the Tenth Company give me an S-nin shard??" Kakuzu looked at the final result in confusion.

"...I think...you should choose the one who will definitely produce ninjas in the tenth company first..." Dave swallowed and said slowly.

An hour later... Dave was squatting on the roadside with his child and Kakuzu... Dave also watched Kakuzu play games for an hour...

"Why don't we go? My legs are numb from squatting. You can play whatever you want when you go back," Dave said helplessly.

"Wait a minute, I just finished playing a few dungeons, let me play in this duel field." Kakuzu waved his hand.

"Sendu has a banquet!"

"Dave, what does this person mean when he keeps sending this expression?" Kakuzu looked at the expressions that kept appearing under the character frame opposite and asked in confusion.

Dave glanced over and saw a white chat box with a squinting expression on it, and a white hand stroking...

"...Well...this is to say hello to you...well...it means friendly communication," Dave said after being silent for a while.

Dave and Orochi Lu have discussed it. The first few enemies matched by novice players are all humans and machines. Each human and machine will send out this emoticon package, although Orochi Lu is a little confused about what Dave's purpose is.

Dave's explanation is to let players feel the will of fire...

Kakuzu nodded, indicating that he understood, it meant hello, and then Kakuzu also sent a head-touching emoticon to the other party...

After Kakuzu tortured several human-machine players, Kakuzu finally matched with its first real player.

"The Ninja Dance God? Isn't this Madara? Say hello to him." Kakuzu looked at the familiar nickname and touched his hair with his backhand.

In Konoha Village

"Money is life? Isn't this Kakuzu? Why is he sending this expression? The people who matched just now have also been sending this expression. Is it meant to say hello?" Madara looked at the phone and sent it with a backhand. A touch of the head.

"Let's take a look. Kakuzu is playing with Might Dai, Chakra Scroll, and Summoning Beast? Haha, it's interesting. The people who were matched just now are all C-nin and B-nin. He is also bringing a C-nin and a B-nin. A ninja?" Madara looked at the panel and smiled disdainfully.

"Oh, those people you beat just now look like humans and machines. Madara, you are lending me a few 648s. I already have 20 pieces of Ninja Senju Dave!" Hashirama said excitedly on the side.

"..." Madara shook her head helplessly and transferred a few more 648s to Hashirama.