Crazy Dave Of Konoha

This night, the medical department was full again.

Women dancing in the square on the east side can see individual figures flying into the sky.

And this time, even their Hokage-sama couldn't avoid it...

the next day

Hashirama came out of the hospital and emphasized that pole dancing will be listed as a forbidden dance in Konoha Village. No villager is allowed to dance this dance privately. Pole dancing has also become the first dance to be included in the Book of Sealings...

There was no way, this dance was so powerful that even he couldn't control it. The black stockings Uchiha Madara from last night was still in his mind for a long time... not to mention those innocent and lovely villagers?

Uncle Madara didn't say anything. He also planned to seal this dance. Thinking of what he did last night, Uncle Madara had the urge to beat Dave to death. It's so embarrassing...

Uncle Ban left Konoha the next day after seeing that Hashirama was fine, and continued to search for supplements that could increase Chakra for Dave in the ninja world.

Orochi Luchu

"Brother Lu, are you short of funds or something else?" Dave looked at Orochi Lu who was obsessed with research in front of him and asked speechlessly.

"We are not short of funds now. The games you mentioned that can be installed on mobile phones are ready." Orochimaru threw a few data blocks to Dave and said without looking back.

"Well, don't be too busy. Go home and see Sister Yu more often when you have time. Leaving her alone at home every day will make Sister Yu look like a widow." Dave took it and looked at the big girl in front of him. The panda-like Orochi Lu said helplessly.

"...What do you think, Yu and I, sold the house and built a house next to here?" Orochi Lu was stunned for a moment and asked an unexpected question.

He also felt a little sorry for Yu. She married him, but he spent very little time with her, and often needed her to take care of him.

"...The land next to this is owned by other villagers. Will they sell it to you and let you build a house?" Dave said, stroking his head.

"Spend more silver to buy it. Now I have a fortune of almost one million silver. Do I still need this money?" Orochimaru looked at Dave with a look like he was looking at a fool.

"...Okay...you can make up your own mind...pay more attention to your health. You are only a teenager. Don't act like you are decades old. Let's go." Dave waved his hand helplessly and left. here

He had forgotten that the guy in front of him was the richest person besides himself... He had promised to give him 15% of the money from the sales of the things developed by Orochi Roku, and now Orochi Roku has said that. One million silver taels

Dave left here and walked to the Kidney Mobile Store in the center of Konoha.

"Uncle Wei, Auntie Cai" Dave walked into the store and greeted Might Wei who had been arguing with the window over there.

"Hey! Little boss! Do you want to have a youthful and passionate glass-cleaning challenge? The loser will clean all the windows in the store a thousand times!" Might gave a thumbs up and shouted passionately

"Ignore him, little boss, what are you doing here this time?" Aunt Cai on the side gave Might a look and asked Dave.

Because the Aishen mobile phone store still needs a shopping guide, Mightwei had brought his wife here before, and Dave called her Auntie Cai. Aunt Cai's shopping guide is also very good. In one month, he actually made a terrifying sales volume of 2,000 mobile phones.

"Well, Aunt Cai, this data block is something that can be installed on your mobile phone just like the one who loves kidney music. I will post an announcement outside later. If any user wants to install it, just help him install it. A twenty Silver." Dave nodded, took out the data block and handed it to Aunt Cai.

Aunt Cai nodded, took a few data blocks, and placed them next to the kidney-loving music data block.

The next day, after class at the ninja school

"Mirror, what are you playing at?" Akamichi Feng, the little fat man, looked at Jing who was holding a mobile phone in his hand. The screen of the mobile phone showed a small snake wandering around in a box. I asked very doubtfully

"This is a mobile game. It's called Snake. It's quite fun." Jing nodded and introduced.

"Mobile game? What is this?" Qiao Feng was confused.

"Well, the announcement just came out yesterday at the mobile phone store. It's a small game to kill time. There are five games in total, and each game costs 20 taels to install. No, it's like this greedy snake. It's about controlling this little snake. Eat this thing in this box, and each time you eat it, it will grow longer and gain one point. When the snake's head touches the snake's tail and the upper and lower boxes, it will die, and the game will be over." Mirror introduced.

"That sounds very interesting. How many points have you scored now?" Qifeng asked as he heard a bright light coming from his eyes.

"My highest score now is 45 points. There is also a ranking list in the game. The first is Senju Hashirama's eternal rival, who scored 124 points, and the second is named Belly Dance Eternal God, who scored 90 points. No. The third one is called "Guardian of Konoha" with a score of 67, and the fourth one is called "The Will of Fire" with a score of 60. I am ranked sixth." Uchiha Kagami smiled and introduced the rankings in the game.

"As for the first and second place, they took away the first and second places in five games. Senju Hashirama's eternal rival has three first places and two second places. The eternal god of belly dance has two Ranked first in one game and second in three games. It’s really amazing." Jing Man said with admiration.

He knows how simple these games look but how difficult they are to play. Basically, as long as the greedy snake eats forty or fifty, it will almost cover half of the box. In that case, the first place You can still score 124 points

"Wow, that's awesome. I want to play too. get out of class is over now. Come with me and we can go to the mobile phone store to help me install one." Akamichi said with bright eyes. Before Jing could say anything, he pulled him and ran away.

In Hokage's office

"Madara, are you the first in those three games and the second in those two games?" Senju Hashirama called Madara and asked in a buzzing voice.

Dissatisfaction written all over his face

"Humph, what about me, hash hot mom, hahahaha, I won again this time." Madara's voice came from the other end of the phone, laughing and laughing.

"Asshole! Just wait! I will definitely surpass you!" Hashirama took off the phone from his ear and put it to his mouth, roaring angrily. After ranting, he hung up the phone.

Opened the snake and started the day's struggle. Tobirama looked at his elder brother who was playing games vigorously in front of him, with a sad expression on his face... He was full of worries about the future of Konoha...

Madara

Madara rubbed her ears, as expected of you, Senju Hashirama... Madara thought to herself, kicking a branch away with her feet, and a smile appeared on her face, this time, I won.