Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"I gave you 3 million, but brother, if you do this next time, I won't care!" Tobirama said coldly.

"I understand." Hashirama, with a bruised nose and swollen face, sat on the ground and nodded.

"Ahem, um... I've been studying a technique with Orochi Roku and the others recently..." Tobirama saw that the time was almost up and coughed twice.

Hashirama raised his head suddenly, and just as he was about to say something, he was stopped abruptly by Tobirama's three fingers...

"Well, then I'll leave first. Don't worry, I won't mess around. This technique must be Forbidden Technique, and I won't use it randomly." Tobirama nodded with satisfaction, turned around and left with a smile.

Hashirama looked at Tobirama's leaving figure and slowly stood up.

Then, Hashirama's palms gradually clenched into fists, and his eyes gradually became firm.

Then, Hashirama took out his cell phone and called someone...

At noon...

"You are here"

"I am coming"

"You shouldn't have come"

"But I'm still here"

"...This is your helmet, Lord First Generation." Jijibo shook his head helplessly, took out a small green helmet from behind and handed it to Hashirama.

Is their Meizu takeout so popular recently? Although he can understand that Meizu takeout has spread to every corner of the ninja world, but are these delivery guys so popular now? First Hokage and Second Tsuchikage have come to deliver food...

Iwagakure's Third Tsuchikage will also take time to deliver it, and Kirigakure's... the whole Kiden clan will send... Hydration Technique, for example, the villagers in Konoha want to eat Kirigakure's seafood, um...Kiden The family's cross-sea food delivery is still very fast...

I heard that the leader of the Ghost Lantern Clan is now ranked fifth in the monthly delivery rankings...

"By the way, do you need a pig?" Jijibo asked as he watched Hashirama put on the green hat resolutely.

"Pig? What do I need a pig for?" Hashirama was stunned and asked in confusion.

"Hokage-sama... We are a beautiful pig delivery company... The standard mounts for delivery people are all pigs. Of course, you may not need them. After all, you are the God of Ninja. You must have a lot of ninjutsu and be very fast. Come on!" Jijibo smiled honestly.

"...Well...I won't use pigs for now." Hashirama's eyes gradually turned red, he sniffed twice, turned around and left here.

God of Ninja... Wuwuwu... How long has it been since he heard this title... Wuwuwu...

I thought that even though I was a ninja god, I was reduced to delivering food.

"No! I am the God of Ninja! How can I be stumped by mere money! I want to achieve financial freedom! I want to reach the top of my life!!" Hashirama wiped the tears on his face and roared firmly.

Then, Hashirama took out his mobile phone, opened the Meizhu takeout app, and started competing with other takeaways for orders...

Half an hour later...

"Aha!! I finally got an order!!" Hashirama stood up excitedly and shouted.

How fast are these delivery guys? As soon as the order was placed, Hashirama’s phone was gone before he could even react.

"Let's take a look. The first order from my delivery boy, Ichiraku ramen, miso yaki large portion, Naruto roll ramen large portion, was sent to the financial manager's office of Aishen Company. Huh? Is this what Kakuzu ordered?" Hashirama He said doubtfully.

Afterwards, Hashirama used the Body Flicker Technique non-stop and rushed towards Ichiraku Ramen.

"Hashirama! Beautiful pig takeout, large portion of miso yaki ramen! Large portion of Naruto roll ramen!!" Hashirama ran into the store panting and shouted to the busy hand over there.

"Ah, Uncle Hashirama, why are you here?" Tata was startled by the sudden arrival of Hashirama.

"Quick, quick, quick, do it with your hands. Don't ask so many questions. I'm pressed for time!" Hashirama urged.

"Oh, I've already started making it when I received the order just now." Shou Da nodded hurriedly.

A few minutes later.

"Uncle Hashirama, why did you start delivering takeout?" Tate handed the packaged ramen to Hashirama and asked in confusion.

"Let's talk when we get back. I only have 5 minutes left!" Hashirama hurried out without looking back.

In Love Kidney Company.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1" Kakuzu stood at the door of the office, looking at the stopwatch on his phone.

"Ha...ha...ha...Kakuzu...your takeout..." Hashirama gasped, jumped off the glass outside the building, and handed the ramen in his hand to Kakuzu...

"...??? Hashirama?? Why did you start delivering food..." Kakuzu was confused.

"Ha...ha...in order to achieve...financial freedom..." Hashirama gasped and laughed.

"...Hashirama...you are overtime by 3 seconds...forget it...we have known each other for so many years...I don't care about you...the question is...where is my face??" Kakuzu took Taking out his phone and pointing at the time, Hashirama scratched his head in embarrassment.

Then... Kakuzu pointed to the bag in Hashirama's hand... Well... it's just a bag... with a big hole underneath... the kind that's still dripping with soup...

The atmosphere fell into an embarrassment....

At this time, Kakuzu's cell phone rang, and Kakuzu answered.

"Hey! Kakuzu! Go check out the surveillance in the security room! Damn, who is it! Why are you running around on the wall outside the company in broad daylight? Damn it, isn't he afraid of falling to death from a building hundreds of meters high? ? Forget it, that guy is still holding ramen? I just took a shower today, and my wife just washed the clothes yesterday!" Dave's roar came from the phone.

"...."The atmosphere fell into silence again...

"I'm so ****, I'm c****, I'm going to *****, he's *****, *********" listening to Dave's voice on the phone civilized language...

"Yeah... Got it... Well... I'll go check it out... Hmm... You go back and wash up first..." Kakuzu was silent for a while and agreed intermittently...

"Well...that...this...I...that...I'll bring you another one..." Hashirama coughed twice, turned around and hurried away.

Kakuzu looked at Hashirama's back and shook his head helplessly...

Ten minutes later, this time, Hashirama had a long memory. Well... he forgot that there seemed to be an elevator in Dave's company, and delivered it to Kakuzu completely...

"That thing about Dave...apologize to him for me, yes, that's right, that...that...remember to give a good review..." Hashirama smiled awkwardly, and left quickly after talking to Kakuzu Got here.

Kakuzu shook his head speechlessly.