Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Aha, my takeaway has arrived!" At this time, a figure emerged from the crowd and shouted looking at Hashirama standing on the big Buddha over there.

"Oh! It's your takeaway!" Hashirama laughed. He knew this kid. He was the kid who was chopped off by Dave's disciples in the previous Olympics.

"No, remember to give a five-star review! I delivered it on time!" Hashirama smiled, Senju stretched out a hand again, and delivered the takeaway to Lie.

"Okay, okay, mother! It's time to eat. The takeout I ordered has arrived!" Lie nodded, took the takeout from his big hand, and shouted to Chiyo over there.

Feeling the gazes of hundreds of people around him, Chiyo smiled awkwardly...

"Okay, my mission is completed this time! I'm going back first!" Hashirama smiled, then turned around and controlled the Buddha to leave...

After Hashirama left, the atmosphere was silent for a while...

"Chiyo-sama...I think about this...should you give me an explanation?" Third Kazekage asked Chiyo over there with an ugly expression.

"Ahem...I will give you an explanation for this..." Chiyo rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, and after saying that, he quickly pulled Lie and left here...

The next day, Sunagakure released the news that Sunagakure will no longer accept takeaways from other villages. If anyone in the village secretly orders takeaways from other villages, once discovered, they will be fined and detained for three days...

Meanwhile, in Tobirama's laboratory...

"Tobirama...are you...really going to do this..." Hashirama hesitated and looked at Tobirama...

"Well, brother, if it is really successful, this technique may change the ninja world." Tobirama nodded solemnly.

"But...are you a bit desecrating the dead..." Hashirama asked.

"three million"

"Tobirama, try it boldly and confidently. As your brother, I will absolutely support you. Of course, don't go too far, otherwise I will stop you!" Hashirama's face changed instantly, and he looked like a good brother. Said vividly.

"This is a small part of their flesh and blood." Izuna on the side handed Tobirama 10 bottles with some flesh and blood in them.

"Then... I'll start and drag them up!" Tobirama nodded solemnly and said in a deep voice.

"Let me go! Didn't you say we were going to dig out feces today! Why did we get here!" Black Zetsu dragged ten White Zetsu over, and one of the White Zetsu asked with a confused face.

"Shut up" Black Zetsu slapped him and blocked their mouths.

"Don't worry, their sacrifice will never be in vain. One White Zetsu costs 10 million, and it will be given to you when the experiment is over." Tobirama nodded and looked at Black Zetsu and said.

Black Zetsu pretended to be heartbroken. These White Zetsu were his biological brothers. He sold them for only ten million... Wuwuwu... Hahaha...

"Ahem... Well... if you still need it in the future, you can come to me." Black Zetsu pretended to be sad for a while, then walked to Tobirama and said softly.

Mother White Zetsu can be made at will using Hashirama cells. Hashirama cells are so easy to get. I can buy 100 grams of flesh and blood from Hashirama for 3,000 silver taels, and 100 grams of flesh and blood can be made into 100 White Zetsu. This is so profitable. .

"You step back, Orochimaru, let's start." Tobirama motioned for everyone to step back and said to Orochimaru over there.

Orochimaru also nodded excitedly and walked to Tobirama's side.

The two each took out a scroll and faced ten White Zetsu.

"Reanimation Jutsu!" The two of them unfolded the scroll at the same time and swung it toward the ground.

A spell slowly appeared on the ground, wrapping ten White Zetsu in it, and then a piece of paper slowly wrapped the ten White Zetsu.

After a while...

Hashirama, Tobirama, Izuna, Madara... looking at the ten figures in front of them, four of them had red eyes...

"Here is..." One of them had long straight black hair and looked very similar to Senju Hashirama. He was wearing red armor. He opened his eyes and looked around suspiciously...

"Senju Butsuma?"

"Uchiha Tajima?"

"Senju Butsuma!"

"Uchiha Tajima!!!"

Looking at the two of them having sex together as soon as they came out...the initially sad atmosphere changed instantly...

"Ahem, father, father, calm down! Don't fight yet!" Hashirama hurried up, hugged the Buddhist sword from behind and shouted.

"Father, calm down! Don't fight yet!" Izuna also rushed up and hugged Tajima from behind and shouted.

"Tobirama? Are you Tobirama?"

"Huh? Are you Izuna?"

The two of them also stopped and looked at the person holding them behind them...

After several hours of explanation...

"Hashirama, you even have grandchildren! Tobirama, you too! Come on, come on! Bring them here! Let me see them!" Butsuma said happily.

Then... Dave just finished taking a shower... there was a list hanging on his body, and suddenly his old father Flying Thunder God passed it to him... Oh... Yue Mei, Dai Yue, Mikoto, Jiao Yue and the others were also Sent over...

"Uh... old father... why are there so many people..." Dave asked with a confused look on his face with a toothbrush hanging in his mouth.

"Father...this is my son, oh, this is Dai Yue, my grandson, Mikoto, the new born little guy, my granddaughter. This is the eldest brother's granddaughter, Tsunade, the eldest brother's son is not in Konoha now, I can't bring them here." Tobirama introduced them one by one.

"....???" Dave looked confused...No...what have you done...why did you bring Butsuma and my grandpa here...

Looking at Butsuma's happy family scene... Seeing Butsuma holding one in his hand and three standing beside him, Uchiha Tajima looked disdainful.

Butsuma also seemed to feel the gaze of his old enemy. He gently hugged little Mikoto in his arms and looked at Tajima over there provocatively.

"Hmph! Madara, Izuna, hurry up and bring me your children and grandchildren!" Tajima turned his head and shouted to Madara and Izuna with a cold face.

....

Madara and Izuna looked at each other awkwardly...

"Well...father...my eldest brother and I...we...are...not married yet..." Izuna lowered his head and said hesitantly.

"What??? How old are you and Madara! Are you over fifty! You two are not married yet??" Uchiha Madara's mother, Uchiha Ena, walked up to them, grabbed their ears and roared .

"Hey... mother... um... you... listen to my explanation!" Izuna and Madara were pulled by their ears by their mother and said with embarrassment on their faces.

My mother still has such a bad temper... Izuna thought helplessly...

Ena looks a lot like Tsukimi. She is the kind of woman who you feel is very gentle at first glance. Well... but unlike Tsukimi... Ena has a very explosive temper.