Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Assistant Raikage and Hiruzen were fighting together, while the other people were watching the show with their hands on the side...

"You guys come and help me! Don't watch the show!!" Hiruzen looked at the people over there watching the show and shouted angrily.

"What did Hiruzen say? My ears have been a little hard these past two days." Dave wiped his ears and asked in confusion.

"Hiruzen said he was going back to treat us" Danzo said calmly.

"Well, he's talking about the Kidney Love Hotel, the one with the 18888 package." Jing also nodded.

"Oh, Hiruzen is a good comrade. After a hard day's work, he still knows how to treat guests. That's good. His thinking has improved." Dave nodded.

Looking at these shameless three people... Sakumo and Orochimaru looked at each other, then lowered their heads, well... they didn't seem to hear anything...

"You three bastards!" Hiruzen yelled.

"Summoning Technique. Ape Demon!!" Hiruzen separated from the man, and then hurriedly formed a seal.

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"Summoning Technique. Ape Demon!!"

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"Summoning Technique. Ape Demon!!"

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"Fuck! The monkey demon refuses Summoning!" Hiruzen yelled.

On the other side... within the ape clan...

"Father, Master Hiruzen seems to be summoning you, why don't you go over?" A little monkey looked at the monkey demon in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Ape Demon, you must remember one thing. When your Summoner is fighting with others, even if he Summons you, you will not be able to get past him." The Ape Demon was silent for a while, and touched his bare head. forehead, said with a somewhat hoarse voice.

"Why, father?" Zang Luo looked at the monkey demon's bald head, and then at his own hair-filled head, and asked doubtfully.

"...You don't need to know...this...is the advice your father gave you in exchange for his ape-born dignity." The ape demon looked out the window with sad eyes and said slowly.

"Oh..." Yuanluo nodded as if he understood...

At this time, a burst of white smoke appeared, and Yuluo suddenly disappeared here.

"Aru!" The ape demon looked at the disappeared Aru and was shocked...

Hiruzen on the other side...

"Summoning Technique. Yuluo! "There is no way. Since Laozi can't be summoned, we can only summon his son first...

"Master Hiruzen, what's the matter with you Summoning me?" Hiruzen suddenly appeared in the field, looked around suspiciously, and asked doubtfully.

"Saru, change into a stick, you are in trouble!" Hiruzen didn't have time to say that much.

"Okay!" Yuanluo nodded.

"Forget it. Although it's not as thick as the monkey demon, it can still be used. Let's go ahead." Looking at the thin stick in his hand, Hiruzen said helplessly.

Afterwards, Hiruzen continued to compete with him in taijutsu.

"xx! Let me help you! Ugh!" At this time, Third Raikage, who had lost his fighting power for a while, stood up with a pale face, and then vomited it out again.

"Horrible shit...it's really scary...yuck..." Third Raikage tremblingly supported his body, and then vomited it out again.

"Lightning Style Armor!! Ugh!"

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"Damn it, you don't have tolerance!" Hiruzen looked at the Third Raikage rushing towards him and cursed.

Just when Dave and others were about to go up to help, Third Raikage suddenly appeared in the air in front of Hiruzen.

Hiruzen didn't have time to react and raise his stick to defend himself. At this time, his stick was stabbing at the assistant...

Third Raikage was just about to kill Hiruzen with a duck neck. Suddenly, his eyes accidentally saw the yellow stick in Hiruzen's hand...

yellow...dung...

"vomit!!!"

The Third Raikage in the air suddenly fell down, and the Raikage assistant in front of Hiruzen first reacted to pick up his Raikage-sama.

All the action happens in just two seconds...

At this time, Hiruzen's stick is 3CM in width and diameter, and his action is to poke the Raikage assistant in front of him. The Raikage assistant wants to catch Third Raikage, so his back is facing Hiruzen. Just as the head of the stick is facing It's Raikage's assistant's ass...

"Insert!"

There was a sound of flesh being torn apart on the field...

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"Oh~~Ah!!!" Assistant Raikage howled in pain...

And Hiruzen also realized that he had done something wrong again, and hurriedly canceled the Summoning...

The stick stuck in Raikage's assistant's butt also disappeared here with a puff of smoke...

Within the ape clan...

The ape demon looked at the open space in front of him with worry, hoping to see the complete ape appear in front of him...

"boom!"

As a burst of white smoke appeared, the ape demon looked through the light and saw the complete figure in Baiyan, and the worries in his heart were relieved...

"Summoner, how are you? This must be your first time Summoning. How does it feel to fight with a Summoner?" Seeing through the light that Bai Yan's child is intact, the monkey demon smiled. asked.

....The little figure in the white smoke did not answer....

The monkey demon's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly realized something was wrong...

Then...the white smoke dissipated...

The small figure of Yuruo stood motionless on the spot... His eyes were extremely empty...

The monkey demon looked at Yuruo...well...the body was intact...looked at the head...

I saw that the yellow hair on Yuanluo's head had turned into red and yellow hair... forming an extremely bright contrast with the yellow hair under his neck...

Not only is Saruruo's hair red and yellow... his face is also full of blood...

At this time, Yuluo's body not only smelled of blood... uh... but also had a bad smell...

The monkey demon looked at the scene that Yuruo was so familiar with...

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On the way back...

There was no laughter and laughter in the car. Instead, there was silence...

"...Hiruzen...what do the monkey demons say..." Dave asked hesitantly.

"The monkey demon... broke off the Summoning contract with me... He also said... that he would include me in their clan's Summoning blacklist..." Hiruzen was silent for a while and said slowly...

"Your family should still have contact information with the ape clan. Find a chance to explain it to them. Uh, we can guarantee you this time. What happened last time may have been intentional by Dave. , but this time it was definitely an accident," Danzo said loudly.

Dave on the side had a question mark on his face...

"Um..."

"Let's smoke Uchiha Hongtashan." Jing took out a cigarette from his arms and handed it to Hiruzen.

Hiruzen lit a cigarette, leaned against the car window, and looked at the scenery outside the window with a melancholy look on his face...