Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Madara, why did you give such an expensive gift?" Hashirama happily turned to Madara and asked.

"Is it expensive? It's only one million. I just wanted to give it a try. It only cost ten million." Madara asked doubtfully.

"...Ten million...Madara...you..." Comparing people to others is so irritating...

"Ten million...Oh...my mother is now in charge of the family's finances...I can't use the property left from the Sengoku era. Now I only have 100 million in pocket money every month." Madara sighed.

"...."

Hashirama held his breath and remained silent... He suddenly didn't want to pay attention to what was going on with Madara...

Soon, a big gift package appeared on the screen in the live broadcast room, and then a proportional model of Kaguya jumped out of it.

Little Kaguya glanced at the screen coldly.

"Infinite Tsukuyomi!"

In the entire live broadcast room, a bright blood-red moon appeared in an instant, and the tone of the entire screen also turned blood-red.

Subsequently, the live broadcast room also ushered in a craze for giving gifts...

"Thanks to the username Lao Tie for sending me fifty shit reads!! Everyone, give Lao Tie some attention!!"

"Thank you to the Gambling King of Konoha for the ten Kakuzu gold coins! Everyone, give him some attention! Huh? The barrage of the Gambling King of Konoha? Grandpa... I have no pocket money... I can only give you ten gold coins. It’s Tsunade! It’s okay! I’m very happy that you gave me ten gold coins!”

"Thank you to the leader of the Kirigakure Ghost Light Clan for sending ten powerful fire extinguishers! His barrage was sent by, Lord God of the Ninja World, I want to see your Wood Style, okay! Wood Style is here! Wood Style. Tree The world is coming!"

"I c** Hashirama! You are in an Internet cafe!"

Hashirama's howling sounds came from the Internet cafe, and with the roar of the little Nine Tails, the entire Internet cafe was suddenly overgrown with trees, and well... the Internet cafe collapsed...

Little Nine Tails looked at the Internet cafe that was a good place a second ago, but now it has turned into ruins. He was riding on Hashirama with an angry face and scolding him...

Looking at the sudden black screen in the live broadcast room...Dave shook his head helplessly...Uncle...well...it should be a good start...

a week later...

After a week of exploration, the people of the ninja world have a new way of entertainment, which is live streaming and watching live broadcasts.

Dave had nothing to do at home and opened the live broadcast platform. Compared with the embarrassment of only one live broadcast room when the live broadcast platform first appeared a week ago, now the entire page is a live broadcast room.

"Huh? Live broadcast of Shit World War? Absolute live broadcast room???" Dave saw the most popular live broadcast room... looked at the title above, and looked at the live broadcast host behind the title... Dave's There was a thump in his heart... He suddenly felt that something was wrong...

Dave walked to the toilet, ready to go in and vomit at any time... and slowly opened the live broadcast room...

"Old guys! Now there are only the last three minutes of preparation time left before the battle! Everyone, please brush up the shit for me! Wait and see how I shove the shit into George's face!" Enter the live broadcast room... I saw Black Zetsu yelling at the screen...

[v15 user, Senju Dave, rode a Lamborghini and entered the live broadcast room]

v15. Senju Dave:?

"Oh!! The v15 boss is here! Is it Dave!!" Black Zetsu naturally noticed this colorful barrage and shouted excitedly.

At this time, a sound of trumpeting came from the live broadcast room.

"Dave! Remember to give me a gift! I'm going to start a fight here!" Black Zetsu stared at the camera solemnly after hearing the sound of the horn. After speaking, he took out a yellow can from his back and carried it with him. .

[v9. (No. 1 on the fan list) Ah Fei, who loves to play with shit, sends out shit reading x50]

A Fei who loves to play with poop: Black Zetsu, can you tell me what it feels like to have a poop?

"Thank you to my shit-loving old man A Fei for sending me 50 shit readings! Everyone, please pay attention to the top brother on the list!! No more talking, I'm going to do it now!"

"George!"

"Black Zetsu!"

Black Zetsu threw the phone to the tree aside, and a White Zetsu jumped out of the tree, holding the phone and pointing the camera at it. Then Black Zetsu's hands were covered with feces and he hit George.

The two of them had agreed this time not to use thermal weapons and other technologies, and Black Zetsu couldn't combine with A Fei to use dung escape.

Well, this time the two of them were just fighting with shit in a very simple and unpretentious manner...

Black Zetsu turned around and dodged a piece of shit that George threw at him. He then shoveled George down with a shovel. He took out the can with shit from his waist and pounced on George's body, dumping the shit directly. In George's face...

Because Black Zetsu's mobile phone is the latest version of Aishen 10plus, the pixels are very good. The golden things on George's body, the lumps mixed with them, and some small wriggling maggots are clearly visible...

"Ouch!!!" When Dave at home saw this scene, he immediately broke his guard, threw the phone out, quickly went into the bathroom, held the toilet and vomited...

He really shouldn't have clicked on this live broadcast... He knew that this scene would happen... He was so stupid that he finished watching it... He just had breakfast...

"Black Zetsu! I gave you a Buddha on the top!!" White Zetsu on the tree was filming, watching the situation in the live broadcast room, and reported the situation to Black Zetsu over there.

"What?? Thank you Lao Tie for the top Buddha! Please remember to give Lao Tie some attention!" Black Zetsu stood up from George with excitement and shouted at the screen.

"Old fellows! Get the gifts! I'm getting 100 feces! I'll take out the immortal urine mixed with feces that I have treasured for many years to join the battle!" Black Zetsu howled happily.

Just as Black Zetsu howled, George behind Black Zetsu seized the opportunity, grabbed Black Zetsu's legs, and slammed Black Zetsu to the ground.

Then George stood up and sat on Black Zetsu's body, and then took out a jar from his belt. This jar was a bit big, and it was full of those things. George directly stuffed Black Zetsu's head into it.

Seeing Black Zetsu wearing a head full of feces, White Zetsu shuddered...

"Um... old guys... let's turn our attention to other parts of the battlefield first... The leader of Black Zetsu is currently fighting fiercely over there... It's hard for us to take pictures..." White Zetsu said hurriedly, turning on the camera of his mobile phone. Aimed elsewhere...

The battle lasted for a full five hours... until both sides were exhausted and unable to fight anymore. This battle ended in a draw...

"Old fellows! Woohoo! Bah! Did you enjoy watching today's battle! If you enjoyed it, please remember to subscribe and follow me and get gifts!"

Black Zetsu pulled out the jar on his head, spit out some of the golden food in his mouth, grinned with big yellow teeth and said...

[Sorry, the live broadcast room you are watching has been banned due to suspicion of vulgarity]

Watching the screen suddenly go black... Black Zetsu looked confused...