Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The next morning...

Jing, who was lying on the hospital bed, opened her eyes dimly...

"Hiss!" Just as Jing was about to get up, he opened his mouth and took a cold breath...

Jing endured the pain in her neck and raised her head to look at her body... She saw that her body was tightly bandaged...

"Hiruzen...What's wrong with me??" Jing looked at Hiruzen who was sleeping soundly beside him, and asked quickly.

"Hmm...Mirror, you're awake...wuah~" Hiruzen struggled to open his eyes tiredly, yawned and said listlessly.

"What's wrong with me? Didn't we drink there with Madara-sama and the teacher last night? Why am I in the hospital as soon as I wake up?" Jing asked hurriedly.

"...You should contact the police department yourself to see the surveillance video over there..." Hiruzen looked in the mirror and shook his head helplessly.

"...Call the police department for me..." Jing Xiang reached out to get the phone... Well... both of his arm bones have been broken...

After a while...

After watching the video sent by the police department, Jing's face was filled with silence...

"Those words last night...were they really what I said?" Jing asked slowly.

"Otherwise...?" Hiruzen rolled his eyes at him.

"Drinking makes things worse... Drinking makes things worse..." Jing said with a sigh.

"That's not right... We are in a restaurant, so where did the one-meter-long piece of wood stuck in my thigh come from?" Jing was recalling the ridiculous video in his mind, and suddenly thought of something, and pointed at his leg. asked the wood that was still stuck in it. Because the anesthesia of the mirror hasn't worn off yet... so he doesn't feel any pain now...

Jing's injuries were a bit serious... Seven ribs were broken... His left and right arms were fractured... His left calf was shattered... This piece of wood should be the least injured on his body... So... I didn't have time to pull it out for him...

"...That...that was on the way we asked you to come here. You were drunk again, and you just found a piece of wood on the road and inserted it yourself..." Hiruzen wiped the cold sweat from his face... He could say that it was Was Danzo so mad that he fucked him last night?

If Hiruzen and Dave hadn't stopped Danzo in the end... Danzo would have pulled out the tree, which was one meter thick in diameter, and smashed it to death...

"Ah! Won't you stop me!" Jing shouted in despair.

"..I can't stop you..Your Mangekyō Sharingan has already come out..Who dares to stop you..."

Two hours later...the anesthesia effect of the mirror wore off...

"Ahhhh!!!"

A frightening roar came from the hospital... People passing by the hospital shivered violently after hearing it... and fled here in a hurry...

The other side of Konoha...

The recording site of The Voice of Konoha...

【Do you have a dream? Have you lost hope in boring life? Do you have a passion for music? !

Konoha has a good voice and sings his voice confidently.

The Voice of Konoha, registration is open for all]

Well... this is an advertisement posted online a few months ago... The audition has been going on for several months, and finally, today, the recording started...

"Hello everyone, I am Senju Dave, the host of this show. This show The Voice of Konoha is sponsored and recorded by Aishen Company. The Voice of Konoha, make your voice heard." Dave, wearing a suit, slowly walked onto the stage. , said slowly to the camera.

"Next, let's invite the four mentors for this year's The Voice of Konoha!"

"They are! The financial manager of Love Kidney Company! Mr. Kakuzu! And the money-oriented team he leads!"

"Mr. Kakuzu, he has a very sensitive sense of song money. I believe that he will be a very irresponsible mentor!" Dave said slowly Introduction.

Kakuzu nodded to the camera, then got off the stage and sat on one of the four chairs prepared below.

"Second, he is! The Ninja Dance God! Mr. Uchiha Madara! And the gang team he leads!"

"Mr. Uchiha Madara, this is a veteran in the music and art world. From the dance era when Konoha was first established to the current prosperous art era in Konoha, this gentleman has been there. He is a veteran in the music and art world. Senior, a well-deserved senior!" Dave introduced to the camera with a smile on his face.

Why do you need to look at the camera... Well... He forgot the words... There is a piece of paper hanging above the camera, and on the paper are the words...

Well...actually he has never memorized the words...nonsense, why should my boss remember the words?

Uchiha Madara also wore sunglasses and a large gold chain around her neck. She nodded to the camera, got off the stage and sat next to Kakuzu.

"Third place, Mr. Black Zetsu, and the shit-picking team he leads"

"Well... Mr. Black Zetsu... Mr. Black Zetsu... Black Zetsu is really good-looking, um, that's it." Looking at Black Zetsu standing next to him, Dave really didn't know what to say. ..

"Hey, hey, why am I so perfunctory when we arrive?" Black Zetsu asked unhappily.

"Ahem, Mr. Black Zetsu, please take a seat first." Dave glared at him.

Black Zetsu walked off the stage with an unhappy expression and sat in the third seat.

"The Fourth! Let us invite you, the Third Hokage! Mr. Shimura Danzō! And the Will of Fire Team he leads"

"Mr. Danzo, it's not convenient for me to introduce more. Let our Third Hokage speak!" Dave handed the microphone to Danzo.

Danzo nodded and took the phone...

"Hello everyone, I am Third Hokage, Shimura Danzō. Wherever the leaves fly, fire also grows. The light of the fire will illuminate the village and make new trees sprout..."

after an hour...

"Konoha Village must actively implement comprehensive well-off society. This is the oath I take here as Third Hokage..."

Two hours later...

"Listen to the words of the Hokage and follow the footsteps of Konoha, and the people will never fall behind the pace of development..."

Three hours later...

"The Internet is not a place outside the law! Some bastards get away with it and even steal my food! This is a very, very unethical behavior. I strongly condemn this! This should be added to Konoha's laws!"

....

"Enough, enough, you've had enough... We are recording a program, why are you going so wrong! Director, cut this part off for me in the later stage!" Dave came on stage with a headache and kicked him back. Danzo, who was about to give a speech, kicked it off and spoke to the director over there.

"Okay, now let's invite our first contestant, Might Dai, Might Wei, and the Youth Gang they lead to the stage!" After Dave finished speaking, he got off the stage...