Crazy Dave Of Konoha

The next day, Hiruzen and Danzo slowly walked into the classroom under the horrified eyes of everyone...

After their two fathers heard about the folk story, they first entered the cardiovascular department of the hospital. After that, he went home and beat the two of them violently. He also said that if the two of them were really disconnected as rumored, they would personally kill the family and the village, which frightened the two of them so much that they couldn't sleep all night. ...

Hiruzen and Danzo now don't even have a human shape. They look ferocious, with uneven bruises on their faces and other parts. Their faces are pale, as if they are life-threatening ghosts...

The two of them came to school today with the same goal, but they still returned to their seats first and waited until get out of class was over to talk...

Dave was brought to the classroom by his old father. As soon as he entered the door, he felt two eyes looking at him like searchlights. He looked up and saw two pig heads staring at him.

"Holy shit, Hiruzen, Danzo, which gangster organization beat you two yesterday? This is too gangster." Dave was stunned for a moment, looked at their seats, and then realized that these two people were Danzo and Hiruzen. I was even more shocked

Hiruzen and Danzo didn't say anything, they just looked at Dave...

Dave swallowed... and quickly returned to Yue Mei to get some psychological comfort...

In class, Tobirama discovered that Danzo and Hiruzen, two usually good students, had not only been beaten into pig heads, but also did not listen to the entire class, and they kept staring over there.

"Danzo! Hiruzen! Get out of here, you two!" Tobirama couldn't stand it anymore. What were these two bums looking at in class? Isn't Tobirama and knowledge as good as those things?

Danzo and Hiruzen didn't say much, they just walked slowly outside the classroom. On the way out of the teacher, they kept looking at Dave, and Dave never left their sight.

It wasn't until the two of them went out that Dave breathed a sigh of relief. The two of them had been staring at him since he came in. Damn it, these two gay guys wouldn't want to drag me into their team, right?

The more Dave thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he quickly hugged Yue Mei beside him before calming down.

With the man staring at him gone, Dave wanted to take a nap. The moment Dave lay down, he suddenly sat up straight... He felt two eyes watching him again...

He slowly turned his head to the right...

"Hey...the two of them must be sick...it's too scary..." Dave took a breath and cursed.

I saw outside the classroom window, two things that were neither human nor ghosts, staring at Dave through the window... This really gave me a sense of immediacy like a horror movie...

After finally finishing the lesson, Dave ran out without saying a word. He wanted to get away from here, as far away as possible. Those two bums didn't know if they took the wrong medicine yesterday. It was so scary...

"Dave... die!"

"ah!"

During class in the afternoon, Tobirama saw three pig heads looking at him. They were still Hiruzen and Danzo, but the extra one...the white hair? Why does he look so much like his son? Holy shit, he’s really my son

Tobirama was suddenly furious. He had gone against the grain, who dared to beat his own son in Konoha who didn't want to live in peace? Then he remembered the folk tale he accidentally heard yesterday... Oh... It was probably Danzo and Hiruzen who fought... If it was someone else, Tobirama could help Dave vent his anger and beat him up. ..But this fight between children...it's not a problem for an adult to get in.

"Dave-kun, you...why were you beaten like this?" Yuemei looked at the pig head beside her. If it weren't for the white hair on the head, she almost didn't recognize it as her fiancé Dave. Yue Mei's eyes turned red for a moment, who was bullying Dave!

"It's okay, it's just that I was tricked by two sinister villains!" Dave shook his head and especially emphasized the sinister tone.

Danzo and Hiruzen over there naturally heard it, and they slowly turned their heads and looked at Dave like machines:

"Brother! Brothers! Dad! Dad! Uncle! Master! Ancestor! I was wrong!" Dave quickly begged for mercy. These two bs would really kill him at noon...

The two of them slowly turned their heads and continued to listen to the lecture...

This matter is over now...

a month later

"Brother Lu, have we finished the orders for those textile workshops?" Dave called Orochimaru.

"Well, it's all ready. I also put all those things into those machines, and Uncle Wei has taken them away. If you need to replenish the goods in the future, just let Uncle Wei do it. I taught him." Oroche Lu is still doing it When he was finishing the key part of his research, he was interrupted by the ringing of the phone, which made his tone somewhat resentful...

"Okay, please pay more attention to rest." Dave naturally heard the resentment in the big snake Luzhong and didn't know what he was doing. He could only smile awkwardly and then hung up the phone.

"Hehehe...such a good thing...why don't you let your uncle try it?" Dave smiled slyly and called Hashirama.

"What's wrong Dave?" Hashirama's tone was a little angry. He finally reached 120 points and was still more than ten points away from surpassing Madara. He was suddenly interrupted by a phone call. Hashirama was so angry.

He also thought that the caller must be the guy from Ma DaLa. Ma DaLa has become more and more sinister in the past few days. Every time he takes advantage of his game score to surpass him, he will call him to chat about something. of. He even wondered if the guy from Ma Da La had set up some kind of surveillance seal array or something.

After Madara made a call yesterday, Hashirama was so angry that he almost went to the hospital for a check-up when he saw the score of more than 110 points in his game. He didn't care so much and went directly to Mito who was leading the square dance in Konoha East Head. Come and check, Mito beat herself up after failing the test, saying that she delayed her square dance... She had a competition with the Sarutobi clan's square dance aunties tonight...

That aggrieved Hashirama...

"Um, uncle, Brother Lu has a new gadget here. Would you like to come and take a look?" Dave swallowed and asked after listening to Hashirama's tone.

"No, I'm busy right now." Hashirama felt very unhappy when the game was interrupted.

"Ah... well, I think you can beat Uncle Madara on this new thing... Uncle Madara, I called him just now and he even shouted that if you play this new thing, he will definitely beat you. "Hearing that his uncle couldn't get the harness, Dave had no choice but to carry Uncle Madara out and said nonsense.

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