Crazy Dave Of Konoha

At this time, the phone in Dai Yue's pocket vibrated...

Dai Yue took out her phone in confusion... and looked at the message sent by her old father...

Dai Yue's face was full of doubts... He could understand the first paragraph of his father's words... What did the second paragraph mean? Something about restless hormones, something about paying attention to safety... He didn't fight with others.

Dai Yue, I am just a six-seven-year-old child... What does this mean...

Danzo on the side hesitated, picked up the cup and took a sip of water, then glanced inadvertently... and happened to see the content on Dai Yue's phone...

"Pfft!!" Danzo squirted out a mouthful of water in his mouth instantly...

"What are you doing again?!" Mi Lu happened to be sitting opposite Danzo and asked angrily when Danzo sprayed water on her face.

"It's okay... um... I remembered that I still have things to do in the Hokage building. I'm going to work overtime first." Danzo shook his head quickly and said.

"Also! Dai Yue can live here! But! But! But! He can never sleep in the same room with you! Understand!" Danzo looked at Yuner solemnly and said three buts in a row...

This father and son are definitely not good birds!

"Then where do you want him to live?" Mi Lu asked doubtfully.

"Stay in my study, I might not come back tonight." After Danzo said that, he turned around and left...

Danzo walked out of the house and called Dave...

"I'm sorry, the user you dialed is busy, please try again later. Sao Rui, Zi Er Si Bai Bao Er Oil Belt's Son Bi Thie, Puris Rui's Tier Er"

"Dave, where are you?"

"Sauri..."

"Stop pretending~ I've heard it all. Where are you? We haven't had a drink for a while. Let's go out and have some drinks."

"Saucy..."

"I ******, you ****, I go to *****, you *****, I ****, I t****, I **** **. Where are you! Come on, come out and fight, I*****"

.....

Dave listened to the telegram tone coming from the mobile phone... he shook his head speechlessly... It has nothing to do with me...

"By the way Kakuzu, you can go to the Land of Rain tomorrow." Dave hung up the phone and went to find Danzo later.

"The Country of Rain, what am I doing there?" Kakuzu asked in confusion.

"Well... I want you to find two children. To be precise, there should be two couples. One of the couples must have a yellow-haired one. If they don't have a boy, the girl should be pregnant. The other couple must have yellow hair. There must be a purple-haired one in there, just like the other couple. If they don’t have a girl, the girl must be pregnant.” Dave thought for a while and said.

Kakuzu looked at Dave as if he were a beast...

"What's that look on your face?" Dave asked unhappily, don't you want the salary bonus?

"You don't even let go of someone else's belly... you beast..."

"Do you still want the 789 dividends you delayed?"

"Snapped!"

"Boss, please allow me to take responsibility for my inappropriate remarks." Kakuzu stretched out a hand and slapped him in the face...

"Well, children can be taught, go ahead, go ahead. As for how to bring them back, do you still need me to tell you?" Dave nodded with satisfaction.

"No need, boss, you have so many things to do every day, how can I ask you to worry so much about small things? If that's the case, what else do you need me to do? Well, boss, I'm leaving first." Kakuzu licked his face and said with a smile. gone...

Dave looked at the address of the Valley of the End sent by Danzo on his cell phone... He had to go there and fight again...

A few days later...The Land of Rain...

Kakuzu stood on a roof, his whole body was soaked...

The veins on Kakuzu's head popped out... It's been a few days... He's been looking for a whole few days... Let's not talk about yellow hair and purple hair... It's such a bad weather, he's been looking for a few days. The people I meet on the street don't even have three digits...

There is no information about yellow hair and purple hair on the black market here in the Land of Rain. Although the black market has vast magical powers and aggregation of information, it is impossible to have information on every civilian in the ninja world...

"Hey, Dave! It's such a bad weather in the Land of Rain! Where the hell do you want me to find a couple with yellow hair and purple hair!" Kakuzu took out his cell phone and angrily asked Dave...

"Hey! Hey! Stop pretending to be dead! Talk to me!" Kakuzu waited for a while, but there was still no call from the phone.

Kakuzu took the phone from his ear in confusion

"grass!!"

Well... Kakuzu's phone has been soaked in water... and now it's smoking...

"What a crappy phone, and it's waterproof. It's so damn waterproof," Kakuzu said angrily.

Then Kakuzu took off the back case of the phone and took out a piece of paper that was soaked and wrinkled in the back case...

Looking at the description on the paper, the iKidney 4 is not waterproof, only drop-proof... Kakuzu is even more speechless...

Alas, after using a mobile phone for more than ten years, I even forgot about this... Forget it, I can still use it after I go back and repair it.

The unlimited warranty card seems to be still there, I'll go back and look for it.

Kakuzu thought about where to put his warranty card, and then walked on the road to go back...

"Let me go...let me go, okay...I...I did something wrong..." At this time, a weak voice came from the alley under Kakuzu's roof...

"I'm sorry, our order is to kill everyone who disobeys Lord Hanzo, as well as all his family members. Your husband's thoughts are still in the previous leader of the Rain Kingdom, and he is unwilling to submit to Lord Hanzo. We have already Kill, so, sorry" came the voice of an adult man.

Kakuzu was interrupted by the conversation, but he shook his head and had no intention of going to the theater. Except for Konoha, this kind of situation happened everywhere in the ninja world. He was already used to it.

"Who's up there?" At this time, the ninja below heard the footsteps coming from above and shouted solemnly.

"Those who are passing by, please continue," Kakuzu said, preparing to speed up.

Suddenly, Kakuzu glanced at...a woman? Wait a moment? Purple hair?

Then, Kakuzu suddenly fell from the air and stood in front of the weak woman on the ground...

"Are you married?" Kakuzu looked at the purple-haired woman and asked in confusion.

The purple-haired woman and the ninja were both stunned...

"Hey! Don't interrupt my mission, okay? Otherwise I'll kill you too, believe it or not!" the ninja looked at Kakuzu unhappily and shouted.

"Bang!" Kakuzu took out his pistol and fired casually. Looking at the explosion in the corner over there, the ninja swallowed...

"Don't disturb me, understand?" Kakuzu turned his face away, pointed the pistol at the ninja's head, and said slowly.

"I understand..." Ninja nodded quickly.

"Married... no... but my husband is dead..." The purple-haired woman also swallowed and nodded quickly.

"That's it. Then you continue." Kakuzu shook his head and prepared to leave again.

"Ah" the purple-haired woman suddenly covered her stomach and let out a scream...

"Huh?" Kakuzu looked at her doubtfully.

"I...I'm pregnant...I beg you...let me go...ok...my child is innocent..." The purple-haired woman shed tears and begged the person next to her. That ninja.

"Then I can't let you go," the ninja said solemnly. He has been a ninja for so many years and has seen everything. He knows how to cut the grass and root out the root.

"Wait a minute, Zifa... is already married... pregnant..."

"Bang!" Then Kakuzu shot the ninja directly in the head, and the ninja fell to the ground in confusion...

"...Thank you...Thank you..." The purple-haired woman swallowed and quickly thanked Kakuzu.

"No need to thank me, come back to Konoha with me." Kakuzu knelt down and pulled the woman up.

"Okay" the woman nodded.

"You trust me so much? Aren't you afraid that I will kill you too?" Kakuzu asked with a smile.

"Don't be afraid...after all...you saved my life...if you wanted to kill me...you would have killed me long ago..."

"You ridiculous woman, let's go"

on the road

"Ah" the woman suddenly covered her abdomen and screamed in pain...

"Can we still leave?" Kakuzu asked speechlessly. What a hassle.

"Can...can..." The woman forced herself to stand up...

"Huh?" At this time, the woman lost consciousness for a while. When she came back to her senses again, she found that she was being carried on the body of her savior...

"Excuse me...I...I can walk by myself..." the woman said quickly.

"Shut up, honestly. "Woman, this is really troublesome.

"Benefactor...what's your name..."

"Kakuzu"

"My name is Nan Xue"

"Hmm, good name"