Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the company...

Dave stared out the window in a daze...

Konan is here, Nagato is going to have one too...well...then where should I get that little yellow hair?

At this moment, Dave's phone rang...

Dave came back to his senses and looked at the phone. Did Jijibo call?

"Hey, Jijibo, is there something wrong with the American Pig Takeout?" Dave answered the phone and asked doubtfully.

"Boss! I'm going to be a grandfather!" Jijibo's excited voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Ah, you're going to be a grandpa?! Congratulations!" Dave was stunned for a moment, then said congratulations with a smile.

Thinking of the scene when Jijibo met him for the first time more than ten years ago, when he was still a bandit, Jijibo seemed to be in his thirties at that time. His son seems to be twenty years old now, well, that's pretty fast.

"Um, boss, are you free tonight? I'd like to invite you to my house for a meal," Jijibo said excitedly.

"Okay, fine, I'll go to your house for dinner tonight," Dave laughed.

In the evening...Dave walked into Jijibo's house...

"Boss, you're here, come on, please sit down!" Jijibo said happily.

"Where's Xiaogang, hasn't he come?" Dave sat down and asked with a smile. Xiaogang, the son of Jijibo, is known as Little Pig Man.

"Xiao Gang just found out today that he is going to be a father, so he is staying at home with his daughter-in-law. That brat told him that his brother Dave was here, but he didn't come even if he was asked to come," Jijibo said helplessly. .

"Forget it, it's my first time to be a father. I understand. We've all been here before, hahaha."

Dave and Gigi burst out laughing...

The two of them ate some food and drank some wine...

"Hey, Jijibo, have you decided on your grandson's name? Do you want me to help?" Dave teased.

"Hahaha, my grandson has already been named. The boy will be called Yahiko, and the girl will be called Ruwei. How about it!" Jijibo laughed.

"Wait a minute, what's the name of a man?" Dave suddenly woke up from his drunken state and asked quickly.

"Yahiko, how about it? I can't read. I specially found an educated boy to help me read this word by word, and finally selected it," Jijibo said with a smile.

Dave was in a daze...Yahiko...Jijibo's grandson...shouldn't Yahiko be in the Land of Rain?

"Boss, I'm a rough guy. As you know, I used to be a bandit. If you hadn't been willing to take me with you, I would have died in that corner of the ninja world. How could I have a grandson?" Ah!" Jijibo smiled bitterly.

"Jijibo, if, I mean if, if you had not met me at that time, would you have continued to be a bandit in the Land of Fire?" Dave took a sip of wine and asked quickly.

"Well, no." Jijibo thought for a while and smiled.

Dave was stunned for a moment.

"Who would be willing to live in a corner all the time? Hahaha, if you hadn't taken me in at that time, I would definitely make my bandits bigger and stronger and fight everywhere! Finally, I would take over the entire ninja world. I had already thought about it at that time! Let me start my battle with the Kingdom of Rain! I heard that the new leader of the Kingdom of Rain is called Hanzo, and some people call him a demigod. He is nothing, in front of my boss, you. It doesn’t even count, hahaha.” Jijibo laughed.

"...You are pretty good at daydreaming." Dave smiled and shook his head. Now he was sure that it was Yahiko.

Then, the two of them drank until the early hours of the morning. Dave said goodbye and went back first...

"It's good now, eh, the Frog Team is here." A smile appeared on Dave's face...

"Help!! Help!!"

At this time, two roars came from the distance...

Dave turned his head and looked over in confusion...

I saw two figures speeding over there...

"Ashura... Indra?? Seniors, why are you running around if you don't sleep at night?" Dave shouted.

"Dave, um, let me tell you, it's not good! It's coming! Let's not talk anymore! Run quickly!" Ashura stopped and gasped, but ran away again before he finished speaking. ..

Watching the two people leaving, Dave was confused...

At this time, a gust of wind blew

"Bah, bah, bah, cough, cough, cough," Dave took a mouthful of sand, and a tall figure appeared in front of him...

"Dave, have you seen Ashura and Intoro?" Kaguya looked at Dave in front of him and asked doubtfully.

"Uh... Kaguya-senpai... what are you doing with them?" Dave asked in a daze.

"No, the insect cuisine I make. The insects from Mount Myōboku contain protein and fat as well as various nutrients needed by the human body. Together with my cooking, the taste will be better while keeping the insects alive. You want Don't you want to try it?" Kaguya asked slowly, holding a pot in his hand.

Dave was just about to say no... Kaguya opened the lid of the pot in his hand...

A burst of black clouds suddenly burst out of it...

"Fuck...fuck...ah!! I'm blind, f*ck!" Dave covered his eyes. At this moment, Dave's eyes were red and tears were flowing... This black mist was so lethal. ..

Kaguya waved his hand gently and Dave's eyes healed...

Dave swallowed...covered his eyes with both hands, slowly opened a crack and looked at the pot...

"Kaguya-senpai...didn't you say...that bug...isn't alive? Why isn't it moving..." Dave swallowed and asked in a trembling voice...

"Ah! They are all dead!" Kaguya was stunned for a moment, then looked at the pot in his hand and said with some annoyance.

"Kaguya-senpai...you...what ingredients did you put in..." Dave asked tremblingly.

"It's just some ordinary salt and vinegar, No, there are two eggs in it, one for Ashura and Intoro." Kaguya asked doubtfully.

"Can you let me see what kind of vinegar you put..." Smelling the deadly smell in the air... Dave always felt something was wrong...

"No, that's it." Kaguya took out a bucket from his pocket... um... that's right... it's a bucket...

"???Gasoline???" Dave took it and said with a confused look on his face.

"Ah? Isn't this vinegar? Isn't vinegar black?" Kaguya was also surprised by himself...

"What a talent... Wait a minute... Wait a minute, wait a minute..." Dave put down the bucket of gasoline... looked at the pot... and suddenly discovered something...

Dave slowly put his hand into the pot... took out two black things from the pot...

"These two are eggs, there is absolutely no problem with this!" Kaguya looked at the two eggs in Dave's hand and said confidently.

Dave had no expression on his face, pulled something away from his hand, and threw an egg directly into the air...

"boom!"

Brilliant red fireworks appeared in the night sky....

"....Isn't this an egg??" Kaguya looked at the exploding thing and asked in confusion.

"..no...this is a grenade..."