Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"come in"

George's voice came from the laboratory.

Kakuzu and Dave hurried in.

"Here, go away," George handed the child to Kakuzu and said impatiently.

"Hey, why are you talking to your Summoner? Are you drifting off or am I unable to hold the knife?" Dave gave George a shudder on the forehead and asked unhappily.

George looked at Dave with an aggrieved look... Humph... next time we fight Black Zetsu, let the battlefield be at your doorstep! George thought fiercely in his heart.

"Why is the child still having his eyes closed?" Kakuzu asked in confusion as he looked at the motionless child with his eyes closed in his arms.

"Asleep, stupid*" This idiot, George can't get Dave, can't he get you Kakuzu?

"Asleep? Snap" Kakuzu stretched out his hand and slapped the child on the face...

....

"Woah woah woah" the child suddenly started to cry loudly...

"Fuck, you are so stupid! It's so noisy, get out of here!" George was upset by the child's cry and roared unhappily.

"Come on, Konan, give me a hug from Uncle Dave. Ignore your father." Dave laughed, took the child from Kakuzu's arms and rocked it gently to comfort him.

The little guy really stopped crying. He opened his big eyes and looked at Dave happily.

"Wait a minute, what do you mean I am her father?" Kakuzu discovered the blind spot and asked in confusion.

Dave pointed to the child in his arms with his chin, motioning for Kakuzu to take a look.

Kakuzu turned his attention to the child... and saw that the pupils of the child's eyes... were exactly the same as Kakuzu's...

"Essentially, the cause of the child's death was that her genes were too weak, and it was nonsense like premature birth. If the child's genes had those of Ōtsutsuki Kaguya, it would be fine even if the child was born in one month's pregnancy. I changed part of the child's genes to yours. I used part of my zombie-creating technology to reactivate the child's body cells and save it. Now it's like saying this is your child," George explained disdainfully.

"What??? She became my child?" Kakuzu was completely confused...

"Don't worry, there are at least a million zombies created by my George. The technology in this area is not even comparable to that of Orochi Lu. I only changed the paternal gene of the child. You have Di Yuan Yu, who is better than him." Which father's genes are so many times stronger?" George waved his hand and said.

"Fuck! George! Who are you slandering over there!!" At this time, Orochi Roku walked in when it was time to go to work. Hearing George's slanderous words, he shouted unhappily.

"I'm slandering you! Tech guy!"

"Biological man!"

"Orochiro!"

"George!!"

....

Watching the two fools poking each other with electric tubes, Dave and Kakuzu hurriedly left here...

"How about it, are you surprised or not, unexpected or not, they are exactly the same, hahahaha." On the street, Dave held the child and put it next to Kakuzu. Dave looked at the child, then at Kakuzu, and laughed. With.

"Hmph" Kakuzu folded his hands and snorted.

Konan in Dave's arms also rolled his eyes and hummed like Kakuzu...

"Okay, it's over. You can take the child back to Nanxue. Don't keep Nanxue waiting. By the way, come to work as usual in the afternoon! Be careful about your perfect attendance award this month." Dave sent the child to Kakuzu In his arms, he waved his hand and left first.

Kakuzu looked at the child in his arms, and the child looked at Kakuzu...

This feeling... is so amazing... Have I become a father?

In the hospital...

Kakuzu held the child in his arms and slowly walked into the ward... looking at Nan Xue who was still sleeping soundly over there...

Kakuzu gently placed the child in the stroller that the doctor used to soothe Nan Xue...

"Nan Xue, wake up" Kakuzu shouted softly.

"Mr. Kakuzu... you are back..." Nan Xue slowly opened her eyes and looked at Kakuzu in front of her and said softly.

"Child, I..." Kakuzu hasn't finished speaking yet...

Nanxue stood up and hugged Kakuzu, feeling painful in Kakuzu's arms...

"Mr. Kakuzu... the child is dead, right..." Nanxue choked in Kakuzu's arms...

Premature birth, the doctor's attitude, and Kakuzu's attitude before, made her realize that her child had died long ago...

"I..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"I...."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

....

"Shut up! Silly woman!" Kakuzu shouted domineeringly with veins on his head popping out.

Nan Xue was stunned...

Kakuzu stood up, took out the child in the stroller beside him, and placed it in front of Nan Xue.

"Your child" Kakuzu said softly.

Nan Xue looked at the child in front of her in a daze, and gently put her hand on the child's face... Tears couldn't stop pouring out... This was indeed her child... She could feel it... .

The child looked at Nan Xue crying and started crying too...

Looking at the crying mother-in-law... Kakuzu has a huge headache... What a sin... he will never have a free time in the future...

After Nan Xue calmed down, she hugged Kakuzu again...

"Thank you... Mr. Kakuzu..."

Kakuzu was stunned...

....

Kakuzu explained all the situation to Nanxue...

When Nanxue heard that her child was indeed dead when he was born, Nanxue almost lost her temper... But after hearing that Kakuzu tried his best to find someone to save the child, Nanxue burst into tears again...

Hmm... Kakuzu has simplified Dave in everything... Anyway, they are my children and I saved them. Is there any problem? no problem.

"Then...that...that means...the child...will...become our child...Mr. Kakuzu..." After listening to Kakuzu, he finished everything. ..Nan Xue lowered her head and asked with a blushing face...

"...Hmm..." Kakuzu nodded helplessly.

....The atmosphere in the ward was silent for a while...

"Mr. Kakuzu... what do you think... would be a better name for the child..." Nan Xue lowered her head and asked aloud... Now that Kakuzu is the father... then we must ask Kakuzu for his opinion. ..

"Hmm... Konan, that's a pretty good name." Kakuzu thought of the name Dave just said and thought it was a good one.

"Konan is...good"