Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Then, Kakuzu entered the room...

Kakuzu walked to the balcony and seemed to be admiring the scenery, but in fact he was listening to the noise in room 288 next to him...

Listening to the thought-provoking sounds coming from over there, Kakuzu shook his head speechlessly.

Custom shop This is a custom shop after all...

Forget it, just do it, it's just a waste of time.

Just when Kakuzu was about to climb over the wall and kill the target directly, there was a knock on Kakuzu's door...

"Sir, we are the service lady you called"

....

There was no other way. Kakuzu opened the door first. He couldn't just go and kill the person. There were everyone in the custom shop. If he killed the person directly, it would cause a big problem and someone would recognize him. He might be a little nervous. Trouble...

Kakuzu opened the door...The shadows of two figures fell on Kakuzu and covered Kakuzu...

...The atmosphere was silent for a few seconds...

"Who are you two looking for???" Kakuzu raised his head and asked with a trembling voice...

Where did the two two-meter-tall strong men in front of me come from? ?

"Sir, we are the sisters you called~"

Listening to the very charming voice that was incompatible with their figures, Kakuzu felt that his skin was all covered with pimples...

"Did you... find the wrong person..." Kakuzu asked in a trembling voice.

"No! Come in quickly! It's hard for someone to click on us, how can we just let you go?"

....

Kakuzu is now thinking about whether he should kill both of them with a target...

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, who is this fierce guy in this room? He even called the two desperate rabbits from the rabbit shop, and there are two of them. Is he so fierce?"

"I don't know, I don't know... but it's really fierce... I heard that these twin rabbits used to be from Cloud Shinobi Village, and then they came to Yuno Country in search of development. It's scary..."

"Fierce man, fierce man, so fierce... I saw a big brother call one of the two rabbits before. I thought that big brother was a fierce man at the time. I didn't expect that it would be even more fierce. I directly followed Jue If you are born with two rabbits, you will play with doubles (flying)

"I remembered, is the big brother you mentioned the Bakugan boy from Konoha?"

"Yes, yes, it seems to be him! That Bakugan boy is not a good person, he only specializes in blasting other people's balls... Hey~ I thought he was already pervert... I didn't expect he could be so pervert..."

Well... Actually, at that time, Hiruzen came to Yu no Kuni with Kagami to do a mission... In his spare time, Hiruzen brought Kagami here to experience life, and then Kagami drank too much and acted like crazy... Kagami became crazy about drinking... Hmm... Hiruzen avoids the edge, just like Kakuzu, just casually tell the boss lady to call him a younger sister, and then... just...

That night, the ragged Hiruzen dragged the mirror back to Konoha. He has not been to Yunokuni again in the past few years...

In the corridor passing by outside, every audience member took a cold breath and called Kakuzu a fierce man...

Kakuzu in the room was still thinking about killing these two strong men...

At this time, two strong men directly put Kakuzu on the bed... Kakuzu looked confused...

"Ji Liu... Although you look a bit inhuman... but it's your courage and determination to call us sisters here. Hehe, I'll come~" One of the burly women wiped her saliva, He looked at Kakuzu on the bed with a smile.

Before Kakuzu could react, both of them had taken off Kakuzu's clothes...

Just when the two of them were about to do something to Kakuzu, and Kakuzu was about to kill these two bastard men...

Kakuzu's cell phone suddenly vibrated... Someone was calling Kakuzu...

Kakuzu answered the phone instinctively...

"Mr. Kakuzu!! Konan can call daddy! Konan can talk!"

Well...it's Nan Xue...

"Eh? Mr. Kakuzu? You? Why are you not wearing any clothes? The two of you? You?"

Only then did Kakuzu realize it was a video call...

"Mr. Kakuzu...hug...sorry...hit...hit...for disturbing you..."

The phone was hung up...

The atmosphere fell into silence...

"Ten men in the pine!" "Grenade!" "Tank" "Bazooka" "Gatling!"

....

The famous Rabbit Custom Shop in Yuno Country was razed to the ground that night. I don’t know who did it.

Kakuzu ran back to Konoha as fast as he could in his life...

Seeing Nan Xue standing at the door holding her child and preparing to leave, Kakuzu immediately stepped forward to block her.

"Mr. Kakuzu...I'm sorry...it's me who disturbed you...I...I won't bother you anymore..." Nanxue lowered her head, not daring to look at Kakuzu, and said intermittently...

"Listen to me, okay?" Kakuzu said softly.

"You...what do you want to say...I..." Before Nan Xue could finish her words, tears were streaming down her face...

Kakuzu slowly hugged Nanxue and leaned Nanxue on his shoulder...

He, Kakuzu, swore that he would never do those bastard missions again... that he would rather follow Dave and wear the Raijin or Konoha captain's suit. I'll do those goddam missions again...

Nanxue just leaned into Kakuzu's arms and cried...

Kakuzu slowly told Nanxue everything from beginning to end...

Only then did Nan Xue realize that she had been a little decisive... It was so embarrassing... Her face gradually turned red with embarrassment...

But...that scene...anyone might think differently...

If Kakuzu knows this idea, I really want to ask... just those two big men... how can you think of other things?

"Silly woman, you hung up the phone without even listening to me," Kakuzu said helplessly.

"Yes...it's me..." Nan Xue lowered her head in shame...

"Don't think too much next time. I won't take on any more black market missions. Go back to sleep. Konan, I remember I fell asleep when I went out. Now that all this fuss is happening, you are still here looking at me." Kakuzu laughed He smiled and teased Konan in Nan Xue's arms.

"Baba...baba..." Konan chuckled and clapped his hands, and with some difficulty came out two sounds...

....

Kakuzu put Konan back to sleep and put him in the crib. Then after seeing Nanyuki go to his room, Kakuzu returned to his room and went to sleep...

Just when Kakuzu was about to fall asleep...

Kakuzu's door was opened...

"Kakuzu-san..."

"Why aren't you sleeping yet?"

Hush, it’s late at night.

Small train, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty... the picture is made up by your imagination.