Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In the Hokage building...

"Hiruzen? Why are you here? Did the police department release you?" Danzo asked suspiciously as he watched Hiruzen arrive.

Wasn't this Hiruzen caught in the police department's pornographic crackdown yesterday?

"Ahem, I was released. If you don't talk about this or that, I came to see you for business." Hiruzen smiled awkwardly and sat aside.

"Tell me, haven't you Anbu been doing well in recent years?" Danzo shook his head helplessly and asked doubtfully.

"Well, can you improve Anbu's salary? In recent years, fewer and fewer people have come to Anbu. The salary is too little, and it is no longer attractive. They all go to work in Dave's company. I don't think it was as big as it was back then. Anbu, hundreds or thousands of people, how majestic it is!

"What now? There are a hundred people in Anbu, including the two gatekeepers, and most of them are older ninjas. They will all retire in a few years. I am really afraid of any ninja doing a mission. He died of a heart attack and I was the only one left in Anbu." Hiruzen said with great heartache.

"... I have improved your salary Anbu last year. Now it is second only to Dave's company. It is at the same level as Jing's police department. Jing's police department only has a few hundred employees." Man, even though there is a small gap between you and him, it is still pretty good." Danzo picked up a report and said slowly.

"...Is this a small gap??" Hiruzen roared angrily.

"...Ahem... Please be considerate, the Hokage Building really has no money, so I really can't give you a salary increase." Danzo coughed twice in embarrassment.

"No, you have to find a way for me today."

"That's enough Hiruzen, I'm the Hokage!"

"Danzo, you're going to regret it!"

...

"That's it???" Dave looked at Hiruzen who came to him to cry, with a confused look on his face.

"Yes, your company has the highest remuneration in Konoha. The screwdrivers in your factory are paid 10,000 silver taels a month, including five insurances and one housing fund. As for Anbu, I, the Anbu minister, only get 8,000 silver taels a month. This month I haven’t paid off my mortgage yet. How many people have been robbed from our Anbu?” Hiruzen burst into tears.

"... It's really a bit pitiful... Not even as good as the screwdrivers in our company... But you have to be considerate, Danzo. After all, my company is private, and you, Anbu, are a public employee. Since the salary cannot be improved, You can put some effort into publicity." Dave patted Hiruzen's shoulder and comforted him. He looked at how pitiful the child was, earning 8,000 taels a month. A few days ago, he asked Dai Yue to experience life and go begging on the street. I got back 20,000 silver taels in two days.

Of course, 10,000 taels of them were given by Yun'er, who made Danzo angry all night with Dave in the Valley of the End... and 10,000 taels were given by Tobirama, the grandfather... Originally, Tobirama wanted to I was given several million...but thinking that Dai Yue wanted to experience life, I gave him 10,000.

Now that Dai Yue is thinking about life at home, he begins to wonder if Dave is his biological father... Why does his father not want him after he has a sister... Let him beg for food... This is to wait for him to be kicked out in the future Are you preparing to go out wandering...

"How to improve?" Hiruzen's eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly.

"In this way, I invite you to give a speech at the ninja school and kindergarten, and ask you to go as Minister Anbu. Then you will talk about your Anbu's life, the intensity of the task, and how you can improve and increase it. Let’s make some preparations for Anbu’s future. Then I’ll post about Anbu’s recruitment on the forum to spread the word.” Dave thought for a moment and said.

"Thank you!" Hiruzen was moved to tears...

the other side..

Orochimaru's house...

"Marumaru, who is that girl in your room? Tell your mother." Liu Shanyu saw a girl walking out of Orochimaru's room in the morning, so he quickly pulled Orochimaru out and questioned him.

"...She is not a woman...well...to be precise, she is not a person, uh, she is the immortal of Ryūchi Cave" Orochimaru thought for a while and said.

"Ryūchi Cave, isn't it far from our home? It looks nice, and it's easy to raise children. Do you need your mother to arrange a marriage for you first? Don't worry, our family's betrothal gifts and so on will definitely be indispensable!"

Cold sweat pours down Orochimaru's face...

"Orochimaru! Orochimaru! I have returned from studying at Mount Myōboku! Come out quickly to greet me! Be careful that I will spank you with Sage Mode!" At this time, there was a shouting outside.

Orochimaru's eyes lit up when he heard the voice.

"Well, mother, Jiraiya came to see me. I'm leaving first. Ruizinji, you don't have to worry about her. She will go back when she has had enough fun." Orochimaru said to Yu and ran out quickly...

"Ruijinji, what a good name, not bad." Yu looked at Ruizinji who was playing with her mobile phone in the room and nodded.

With that said, Jade slowly walked into the room with a motherly smile on her face.

"Hello, I am Orochimaru's mother. You can also call me mother. Ahem, it's a bit too early. Just call me aunt." Jade was a little too excited...

"Hello, aunt, my name is Ruizinji." Ruizinji rolled her eyes, smiled and said a little shyly.

"Hello, hello, how is your relationship with Marumaru? How far has it developed?" Jade asked happily.

"Well...I...didn't I stay here last night..." Ruizinji whispered shyly

"Oh~ I understand, I understand. Auntie will make you a pot of old hen soup to replenish your health!" Yu understood instantly.

"Don't bother, Auntie. I'm in good health, I'm fine," Ruizinji said quickly.

"That's it, then there is something wrong with Wanwan's health."

"???What did you say, aunt?"

"fine"

Orochimaru, who was eavesdropping outside the door, had a bunch of question marks on his head. Where are these?

"What are you doing, Ruizinji?" If you have nothing to do, Yu asked casually when she saw Ruizinji playing with her mobile phone in her hand.

"I'm shopping at Aishenbao, but damn, their express delivery doesn't deliver Ryūchi Cave. Every time I have to come to Orochimaru to get it," Ruizinji said distressedly.

"Shopping?" When he said shopping, his eyes lit up.

“When shopping, wait until Double 5, when the discounts are the biggest.”

"Double Five?? What is that?" Ruizinji asked doubtfully.

"Double Five means that on May 5th every year, everything sold on Aishenbao will be discounted. Similarly, there are also Double 1, Double 2, Double 3, Double 4, all the way to Double 12, every month. Yes, and it’s very cheap!”