Crazy Dave Of Konoha

As the playground gate was opened.

The crowds came in droves...

"Eat the base, eat the base, eat the base, Uchiha eat the base, the taste will make you linger. If you are tired from playing in the amusement park, you might as well come to Uchiha to eat some fried chicken."

On a street in the amusement park, Tajima was dressed in a clown costume, holding a Kiki sign in his hand and shouting expressionlessly.

He still couldn't relax at home, so he found the current patriarch and wanted to arrange a job for him. Jingyi heard that this was the ancestor of the two generations before him, and he was very respectful.

So just...

"Chew the base, come and eat the fried chicken."

....

"Hey, Tajima, you can't do this." Butsuma walked over and laughed when he saw Tajima acting like this.

"... Senju Butsuma... give me a fuck... do you want to eat your dick..." Just as the curse words were about to come out, he suddenly thought of his wife's explanation... uh... attitude Well done...everyone who comes is a customer...

"No, no, I'm not hungry, hahahaha, it's such a pity that I didn't bring my mobile phone, otherwise I would have taken a photo of you and made it my mobile phone screen saver, hahahaha" Butsuma laughed wildly.

"... Senju Butsuma... don't bully others too much!" The sign in Tajima's hand was slowly pinched and cracks appeared...

"Oh, that's all, go find my great-granddaughter." Butsuma waved his hand and prepared to leave.

"Some old people know how to trouble their children and grandchildren at home every day. They don't have any sense of shame. Look at me. I don't want to cause trouble to my children. I go out to help the clan. Those old people If you don't die, you can just wait at home and wait for death," Tajima said with a groan.

"...Uchiha Tajima, what do you mean!"

"What do you mean? Are you asking me? What did I say just now? Well...I didn't seem to say anything about you just now. Are you...feeling guilty?" Tajima snorted and sneered, today is a good day Won a city back.

"Oh, it's true that it's troublesome for children and grandchildren, but some old guys don't even have children or grandchildren. Tsk, it's so shameful to come out and yell about gnawing on your dick when you're old and can't enjoy the happiness of your family."

"Senju Butsuma!"

"Uchiha Tajima!"

....

"Mai crotch crotch, Mai crotch crotch, Mai crotch crotch, Senju Mai crotch crotch!"

"Uchiha, Uchiha, Uchiha, Uchiha!"

"Wheat crotch!"

"Bite the base!"

Hmm.. In order to compete with Tajima, Butsuma bought the store opposite Kikiji. Well, Senju Mai Crotch came out.

There is no sound in this street now, just the shouts of two people...

"Auntie, come and eat Jijiji. The fried chicken in Mai Crotch uses dead chicken. Tsk, it's not bankrupt yet. It's terrible." A man finally walked up the street. Tajima seized the opportunity. He immediately ran forward and said with a smile.

"Auntie, don't listen to his nonsense. Our fried chicken is all seriously raised chicken. It's very fragrant and oily when you cut it." Butsuma was shocked and let him take a step ahead, and then hurriedly followed.

"Yeah, it's oily even when you cut it. What oil? Your hair must be oily. You haven't washed your hair in a few days." Tajima said with a smile, looking at Butsuma's flowing hair.

"You know what the heck, my name is Rejoice, come on, come on, smell it, I just washed my hair today."

"That...that...that...I...I'm just here to sweep the toilets..."

...

In front of the 100-meter-high Ferris wheel...

"Minato... this... this looks so high... let's... let's go back, shall we... let's go play that spinning toad?" Little Kushina looked at the 100-meter-high Ferris wheel, her legs and feet shaking. ..

"Kushina, don't you want to see the scenery from above?" little Minato asked with a gentle smile.

"Don't... don't... I'm afraid..." Little Kushina quickly shook her head...

"Don't be afraid, I'm here and I'm with you. If you're scared when you get up there, just cover your eyes quickly, okay?" Little Minato gently took little Kushina's hand and said softly.

"Um..."

Dave, who saw this scene over there, was amazed. He was indeed a little yellow haired man, he looked like me back then.

"Tsunade...let's not go, okay...it's so high...I...I'm scared..." Jiraiya on the side couldn't even look up at the Ferris wheel. He was so afraid that he couldn't stand up with his legs and feet. Tsunade's thighs are trembling..Hmm...good legs...so long legs...I just don't know if they are white or not...

"Isn't this what you invited me to do? Why are you still scared?" Tsunade asked speechlessly, looking at Jiraiya hugging his thigh.

"It's so high... I wasn't this high when I was practicing senjutsu on the top of Mount Myōboku..." Jiraiya swallowed and said with a trembling voice.

"Let's go, people are starting to check tickets." Tsunade was speechless and prepared to go up.

"If you don't go, I won't go. You go, you go." Jiraiya quickly let go of Tsunade's lap, shaking his head like a rattle.

"Idiot, let's go!"

"Help! Murder! The bald man killed someone in the bright sunshine! This is not even covered up! Security! Where is the Uchiha security! Where is your patrol officer! Help!!!"

Looking at Jiraiya being dragged away by Tsunade, Dave shook his head speechlessly. The gap...

On the Ferris wheel...

"Is Konan scared?" Kakuzu looked at Konan in his arms and asked with a smile.

"Don't be afraid...Dad...it's so beautiful." Konan looked at the ground through the transparent glass, his eyes full of little stars and he said.

"Well, as long as Konan likes it." Looking at the happy Konan, Kakuzu and Nanxue looked at each other and smiled.

Kakuzu felt a little sad in his heart... He spent several hundred taels for a trip... Damn Dave, he is also a financial manager, and he didn't even give him an internal ticket to the amusement park.

A ticket costs 100 taels, so you’re stealing money.

"Dad, do you know what a detonating talisman is?" Konan asked suddenly after looking at the scenery for a while.

"How do you know this?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"Two days ago, when my mother and I went shopping, we met Brother Dai Yue who was begging for food. He gave me a note and said it was a gift. Well... I gave it to my mother. Dad, can you buy me some more? , I looked at that explosive symbol, it's so beautiful." Konan asked cutely with his big green eyes twinkling.

".One detonating talisman costs one thousand...Dai Yue...Okay, I'll go talk to Dave later." Kakuzu's green eyes also flashed with a faint green light...