Crazy Dave Of Konoha

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"Madara, come to the gate of Mist Shinobi Ninja School and help support the scene." Watching the Anbu young man go there to make a call, Hashirama also took out his mobile phone and called Madara.

"...I don't have time to go now. In this case, you can ask Izuna to go. He is fine now." Madara said without any emotion in her tone.

"Izuna, that's fine. I'll call Tobirama over as well. Alas, it's not easy to be a thug. You have to call people. That's it. By the way, what are you busy with there?" Hashirama sighed over there. He asked helplessly.

"Madara, didn't I give you a meal at noon? Can you shout louder! An old guy like Butsuma opposite is louder than you!"

"Eat the base, eat the base, Uchiha eat the base! Come on, Uchiha eat the base and eat fried chicken!"

Hashirama heard this voice and hung up the phone silently. His father Butsuma was also calling him over just now. Fortunately, he didn't go...

Then, Hashirama called Izuna and explained what they should wear and what to say...

A few minutes later...

"Then what, Senju pillar, right? Where is the person you called? There won't be anyone, right?" The young Anbu looked at the group of friends behind him and felt confident in his heart. He looked at Hashirama with disdain and asked.

"Classic Quote: I shoulder the resistance, don't be arrogant in front of me"

"...Can you speak normally? Where is the person you called?!" The young man had blue veins popping up on his head. Where did this weird thing come from...

"Don't be too arrogant as a person, or be careful of getting stabbed in the back."

"What the hell...where is the person you called?!!"

"The sword is not sharp and the horse is too thin. How can you fight with me?"

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The young man didn't want to talk...how could this guy be so weird...

"Do it!" The young man waved, and a group of friends behind him were also about to take action...

"Brother, we are here!" At this time, two more shouts rang out from the field.

Everyone looked towards the direction where the sound came from...

I saw a man with short black hair and a man with white hair. They were wearing the same clothes as the man named Senju Zhuzi in front of them. They also had a cigarette in their mouths. The only difference was that they didn't have any pants.

"Hey, Quanzi, Feizi, you're here, are you coming to Genxizi?"

"No, I can't. I can't get used to smoking. I'd better smoke Dave Huazi. Huazi, Huazi?" Senju Feizi took out a box of Dave Huazi from the leather bag held between his arms.

"How about Tazi? I smoke other cigarettes until my throat is full. Uchiha Hongtashan, how about Tazi?" Uchiha Quanzi took out a box of Uchiha Hongtashan from the leather bag held between his arms.

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The young man looked at two more people who suddenly appeared, and everyone was dumbfounded. What kind of society is this in the ninja world now... Where did these three people come from?

"Brother, is this the group of people in front of you?" Senju asked, pointing to the group of people in front of him.

"Well, that's right, but I'm not afraid of you. There are only three of you, but there are dozens of us!" The young man plucked up his courage and said in a trembling voice.

"Don't go too far as a person, and don't make mistakes when doing things. Life will inevitably have its ups and downs, but you still have to take control of it. Even if life is bitter, we have to walk through it with a smile." Zhu Zhu said

"You can slap me in the face, or you can tell me to get away, but don't forget the insidiousness of my eldest brother before he became a criminal." Quanzi said

"If I don't laugh, don't make trouble. If I give you face, you have to take it!" Feizi said

Juzo, Jinpachi, young people's world view today has been greatly impacted...

"...Move...Do it!" The young man was so frightened by this momentum that he could not speak steadily. He quickly waved his hands and shouted.

"Do it?"

The three Chakras were so powerful that the coats on their upper body vests were instantly blown away.

"Then what...I...should we take action..." A group of friends behind the young man asked tremblingly as they looked at the three people in front of them.

I saw three people with tattoos on their big arms, six big flowered arms. A bunch of people were frightened by this huge momentum...

Uh...this is the tattoo sticker that costs five pieces of silver on Konoha Street...

"Brother, let's settle the embarrassing debt today when we go back." Tobirama's cold voice reached Hashirama's ears.

"Well, Hashirama, you have to give me an explanation, otherwise I'll tell Uncle Butsuma to let you go to the playground and shout Mai Crotch like my elder brother," Izuna said in the same voice.

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"Hit? Beat me! Run!"

A few minutes later, looking at the group of people escaping in a hurry, Zhuzhu smiled. Today's list of dealers was completed.

"Kid, the shaking service you ordered has ended. I am Senju Hashirama. Remember to give me a five-star review." Hashirama knelt down and looked at Juuzang in front of him and said with a smile.

"Yeah," Juuzang nodded excitedly.

"Let's go, Tobiko, Izumi, bah, Tobirama, Izuna. Wait a minute and find the coat that flew away just now. It's made of wool! It's so expensive!!" Hashirama shook his head helplessly. Suddenly I thought of the coat that flew away...

Just as the three were about to leave, Juzo quickly called Hashirama...

"That...Uncle Hashirama...I...I...can I be like you..." Juuzang lowered his head and asked.

"Why do you want to be like us?" Hashirama asked with a smile.

"Don't be bullied by others." Juuzang raised his head with firm eyes.

"Aren't you going to be bullied by others? The ninja world... still has a long way to go. Here, this book is for you. I hope it can be helpful to you." Hashirama sighed and took it out of his arms. The book was handed to the young Juzo. Then the three of them left here...

Looking at the three people leaving, he thought of the scene just now and looked at the book in his hand... A seed was planted in the heart of young Juzo...

"Self-cultivation of Street Liuzi" author: Senju Dave.

In the evening, at Loquat Shizang's house...

"Juzang, why did you come back so late today?" Seeing Juuzang returning home so late, Juuzang's father asked in confusion.

"The young man's temperament is as fierce as a wolf, and he beats his chest with passion."

"??? What do you look like!" Juuzang's father was dumbfounded.

"If the east is not bright and the west is bright, then I will be like your father."

"? Treason!"

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At night in Mist Shinobi, the sound of children's howls kept coming from a warm family.