Crazy Dave Of Konoha

after the funeral

"Danzo, where are the Hiruzen people?" Dave walked to the Hokage office and asked Danzo, who had a headache over there.

"... Anbu, he hasn't been out for a day..." Danzo said with a headache. Anbu has had more people join in these days and has more things to do. It used to be his minister's business, but now the minister is in charge of him. He doesn't come out of his office and doesn't see anyone, so everything falls into his hands...

"...Didn't you try to persuade him?" Dave sighed and sat aside.

"You can't persuade him. You know, he's just like that... he's too stubborn..." Danzo also sighed... He even took out the latest version of the "Yui-sensei Photo Album" recently released by Tori Country just now to try to persuade him. , none of them work...

At this time, Madara walked into the office...

"Uncle Madara" "Master Madara"

"Isn't that little monkey out yet?" Madara asked unhappily.

"...Uh...he didn't come out...I can't persuade him..." Dave said helplessly.

"Madara-sama, the body has been buried with the highest honors in Konoha and Uchiha. I will leave these Sharingan to you." Danzo quickly took out a few bottles of Sharingan soaked in potion from the drawer and wanted to hand them to Madara.

"Don't give it to me, give it to the little monkey." Madara looked at the Sharingan and said calmly.

"What?" Dave asked, stunned.

"Don't he feel sorry for them? Give him these eyes and let him be supervised under the eyes of these people in the future. If something like today happens again, I will skin him with my own hands!" Madara slapped the table angrily. He shouted, then turned and left.

"Also, tell him that he doesn't need to feel sorry for them. They are the most loyal members of Uchiha and they don't need anyone else's apology."

Anbu...

"Madara-sama...did he really say that..." Hiruzen looked at the pile of Sharingan in front of him and asked in shame...

"Well...what are you going to do with these eyes..." Dave asked with a sigh.

"I want them to hang it at the top of the Anbu lobby as a warning... and for supervision, to warn myself..." Hiruzen said slowly.

"Bang!" Dave slapped Hiruzen on the forehead...

"Why did you hit me?" Hiruzen asked in confusion, covering his head.

"You idiot, don't you think it's scary when you see a few eyeballs hanging on someone's living room? You also said that there are few people in Anbu, and as soon as people come in, they are scared away by these eyeballs. Also "Yes, don't you Anbu work the night shift? It's late at night, and you Anbu don't have any lights. When you go to the toilet during the night shift, you're not afraid of being scared to death by these eyeballs?" Dave said speechlessly.

"...It seems to be the case..." Hiruzen thought of the old man who looked after Anbu... He was over sixty years old... He had not yet retired... He was also scared...

"What do you think Dave should do..." Hiruzen then asked.

"Transplantation, it's on you" Dave's eyes lit up

"??? So many? I only have two eyes..."

"Who said it had to be transplanted into your eyes?"

"Where else can it be transplanted?"

...Dave remembered a certain pot shadow's watch...

In Orochimaru's laboratory...

"Uncle Dave, Uncle Hiruzen, the transplant has been completed" Orochimaru wiped the cold sweat from his face and said happily.

"Well, that's good, Orochimaru. I'll have to ask you for this kind of thing in the future." Dave nodded happily and patted Orochimaru on the shoulder.

"Yeah, thank you Uncle Dave. You must come to me for this kind of thing in the future!" Orochimaru said excitedly. Every time Brother Dave comes to him for something, he can learn a lot of taboo knowledge. For example, this time, Hashirama The cells were actually compatible with Sharingan. If no one had told him about this, it would have taken him decades to find out.

This taboo and difficult knowledge fascinates him most...

"Uncle Dave, I'm going to record it first." Orochimaru happily waved his hands to Dave and left here to go to another laboratory to write down the operation record.

"How about it? Does this watch look good?" Dave asked, looking at Hiruzen in front of him teasingly.

"...I think you don't look like a good person...these eyeballs are not attached to Anbu, but to me...it's scary to me..." Hiruzen looked at the white arm on his left hand On the top, ten densely packed eyeballs were embedded in it, and I shivered violently...

"Hey, you can go to Aunt Mito later and ask her to apply a sealing spell on you like Danzo. If you need to use it in the future, just lift the seal. If you don't need it, just seal it, like that scoundrel Danzo." Dave waved his hand. .

"...I'm afraid this bunch of Sharingan can't compare to Danzo's Sharingan... I have so many... how can I use them..." Hiruzen asked doubtfully.

"It's definitely not comparable. It's a wife's love for someone else. What a piece of shit you are. Well, it should be considered the love of a comrade. As for how to use it, Izanagi, sealing off the corpses and ghosts, Danzo has some experience, you can Go ask Danzo for advice." Dave rolled his eyes at him.

"Izanagi, if I use this, won't my eyes disappear? No, no, these are their eyes, I can't do this." Hiruzen shook his head quickly.

"Who said you should be treated like a scoundrel like Danzo? This is just to save your life. After all, they used the lives of five people to protect just one of you. If you die easily, will you be worthy of them?" Dave said.

"Then how do I use it? Is it just to save my life?" Hiruzen asked doubtfully.

"Your current body has Hashirama cells added to it in order to balance with the spiritual energy of the ten Sharingan. I asked Orochimaru to inject a little life activity into the Hashirama cells injected into you. You are now covered with Hashirama cells. You can Use a very powerful operation"

"What operation?"

"Move. That's right, your watch can not only be displayed on your arm. Your ten Sharingan can move on your body as you wish, such as your face, your legs, your hands, Your feet, your ass, and your vagina”

"????"

"Think about it, you and others are fighting, and suddenly a Sharingan pops out of your face. What will they do? Instead of being scared to death, you use the Sharingan on your face to unexpectedly use an illusion, directly "Get it right"

"...Indeed..I'm so scared when I hear you say that...but...what do you mean you can still move to my butt and base?"

"Oh, that's what you think. Anyway, except for your two eyes, the rest of your body can be moved by these ten Sharingans."