Crazy Dave Of Konoha

Konoha Hospital...

"Doctor, there is a new patient." The nurse found the most famous doctor in the hospital and said with admiration.

"What kind of injury?" The doctor asked calmly as he wrote something...

The nurse's face is full of stars. This doctor is very famous. Everyone in the hospital usually treats him with respect. I heard that he resigned before, and it was the director who cried and hugged his thigh, begging him to come back...

And I heard that this doctor is a Grandmaster in various techniques such as veterinary medicine, medicine, pharmacy, surgery, sewing, etc... and each technique is at the pinnacle...

The "first-level disabled" nurse shuddered when she thought of the scene just now...

"Is it so miserable? Let me go and have a look. Which ward is it and what is its name?" the doctor said calmly. What kind of storms and waves has he never seen? Don't panic.

"No. 312, Uchiha Kagami"

"Uchiha Kagami? Uchiha's clan leader?"

"Do you know him, doctor?" the nurse asked with a smile on her face. The doctor is so amazing, even the leader of the Uchiha clan knows him.

"I know you, old customer"

On the other side, in a laboratory in Konoha...

George concentrated on operating the equipment in his hand...

Sudden..

A blob of yellow stuff flew from the ground toward George...

George heard the news and grabbed the yellow stuff with one free hand...

Then he brought it to his face, stuck out his tongue and licked it...the smooth and sticky feeling, the sticky yet essence-y feeling, and the small lumps mixed in it.

George closed his eyes and savored it, then spat it out.

"Can you please leave your name when you come?"

"Black Zetsu"

"Hmph, this is obviously a specialty of Takeda's family at the south end of the village. His son has hemorrhoids. That end of the village is my territory. What do you mean by Black Zetsu?" George put down the yellow stuff in his hand and asked lightly. .

"Huh, what do you think I mean?" Two rays of light appeared in the dark corner...

"Okay, tell me the location of this battle." George asked with a disdainful smile.

"The forest outside Rain Shinobi Village, do you dare?"

"Oh, you dare to come to me, what should I not dare to do?"

"We'll meet there tomorrow morning, don't be afraid to come."

Then, the two lights in the corner slowly disappeared, and the laboratory returned to silence again...

A certain warehouse...

"How is Black Zetsu?" A Fei looked at Black Zetsu who came back and asked hurriedly.

"Don't worry, he's still as arrogant as usual, he took it." Black Zetsu shook his hand, as if full of confidence.

Ah Fei jumped up excitedly, and Black Zetsu stretched out his hand and pressed it lightly.

Black Zetsu then walked onto the stage and faced the White Zetsu below.

"This battle with George is just a smoke bomb. Just do your best. It's best if you win, and it doesn't matter if you lose." Black Zetsu said to the crowd White Zetsu calmly.

"Why, Black Zetsu leader?" A little White Zetsu below asked, scratching his head in confusion.

"Yes, we have been fighting those zombies for more than ten years, are we going to give up?!" Another White Zetsu said unwillingly.

This little White Zetsu is a veteran who survived the first Shit World War...

"So what if you give up?" Black Zetsu looked up at the sky...

White Zetsu suppressed his emotions and dared not say a word...

"It's just Konoha, but our goal is the sea of ​​stars!"

The White Zetsu immediately raised their heads and looked at the Black Zetsu...

"This war with George can be said to be the last one. No matter we win or lose, if we win, we will capture all the latrines in Konoha. If we lose, we will withdraw from the latrines of Konoha and turn our spearhead to all the villages in the ninja world. That pit! Let that George be content with occupying one-third of Konoha's land. When the time comes, we will occupy all the pits in the ninja world, and we will come back again! He must be defeated! It’s just a matter of time before he loses! We are the kings of the shit world!”

"Black Zetsu! Black Zetsu! Black Zetsu!"

"Black Zetsu! Black Zetsu! Black Zetsu!!"

...

The next day, in the woods outside Rain Shinobi Village...

Black Zetsu led thousands of White Zetsu to stand. On the other side, George led thousands of zombies to confront them...

The White Zetsu are large and small, the big ones are several meters tall. What they have to do is drag the big zombies on the opposite side. The small ones are only more than ten or twenty centimeters tall. What they have to do is to drag the small zombies on the opposite side and sneak attack on them from time to time.

The entire battlefield is extremely solemn, and the dark clouds gradually gathering in the sky add a sense of solemnity to the battlefield...

Black Zetsu looked up at the dark clouds in the sky, his eyes becoming serious...

"Black Zetsu, a hot weapon or a cold weapon in melee combat!" George shouted towards this Black Zetsu.

"Let's fight with cold weapons, George. Let this battlefield be our last battle. If you lose, you will give up all the latrines in Konoha and will not harass you again. If I lose, the same will happen." Black Zetsu said lightly shouted.

"No problem, Black Zetsu" George smiled coldly...

The atmosphere on the field slowly became solemn...

"rush!!!"

"Ah don't go around!!"

"Riding shit group! Charge!!" A Fei formed a seal with his hands, and then walked out of a team of White Zetsu.

Under the White Zetsu's crotches, war horses made of shit slowly appeared.

The White Zetsu are riding on war horses with several bottles of excrement hanging from their waists. They look like ghosts on the battlefield. They put the excrement into the enemy's mouth without being seen... giving the enemy a head-on blow...

"Damn it, Black Zetsu's shit riding team gives people a headache every time." George said with a headache as he looked at the shit riding team in the field.

"Hmph! But I'm not a vegetarian! Zombies who throw shit into cars!!" George clapped his hands, and a group of relatively bloated zombies driving in cars slowly appeared behind him.

There were pieces of dung and eggs hanging on their cars, and they were constantly throwing them out...

"A Fei, I'll leave the command to you. George and I will do a few tricks!" Black Zetsu looked at George coming off the field, turned to look at A Fei and said.

"A Fei, come on! Regardless of failure this time, from now on, the latrines and poop in the entire ninja world will be ours. At that time, you can freely swim in the river of feces and think about what it feels like to defecate." Black Zetsu finished. , picked up a broom and rushed out...

"Don't worry, Black Zetsu, it's for us, for the sake of the ninja world!" A Fei nodded and said solemnly.

Center of the field...

All the White Zetsu and zombies consciously gave up a place...

Black Zetsu was dragging a mop, and the mop was stained with yellow... This mop had been with him for five years, and the strips of cloth on the mop were all yellow... Well... it was pickled...

George is holding a high-tech shit stick...

The two things looked at each other...

Then, it was about to explode!

Black Zetsu held the mop and kept waving it to parry. From time to time, he would get a dip in the pile of feces left on the field. His heroic figure was so yellow at the moment...