Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Teacher, Master Madara, why are you here?" Danzo asked as he stood up quickly.

"We also saw Mizukage's video. Madara has such a bad temper that she has to go to Kirigakure," Hashirama said helplessly.

"Well, Dave, that TV series you filmed is good. The Uchiha Sasuke in it has a bit of my style from back then." Madara nodded and said nonchalantly.

"Yes, yes, Madara peed all the time when she was little." Hashirama nodded and smiled in agreement.

"...."

"But what I'm a little bit confused about is why, in the few episodes you filmed, I only saw Sasuke, an Uchiha guy." Madara looked at Hashirama lying on the ground, and asked with a slight wave of his hand.

"Well... uh... um... you'll know when you look at the back." Dave smiled awkwardly.

"Well, yes, the Third Hokage played by the little monkey was also very good. He also had the same style as me when he was a Hokage! Of course, except for the scene where he used the crystal ball to peek," Hashirama, who was bruised and swollen, said out loud.

"What I'm a little confused about is, is the plot going to happen in our future?" Madara ignored him and asked.

"Well... this is a story. The timeline is in the future, but it is limited to one story. Don't confuse it with reality." Dave hurriedly explained.

"The future people inside are all simulated by me using technology, including the characteristics of their parents and their own, by Orochi, his son, and George, including their descendants." Since Dave dared to film this , then everything is ready.

"Oh, that's it. Not bad. I'm looking forward to the next episode." Madara smiled and nodded.

"Dave, when will I appear?" Hashirama quickly stood up and asked.

"...There will probably be dozens of episodes left...I will notify you to film them then," Dave thought for a while and explained.

"Dozens of episodes... that's okay. I'll be the protagonist again then!"

"No... you just need to live for two episodes, bah, cough, cough, I'll see you perform then" Dave said accidentally.

"Huh?" Hashirama was stunned...

"Then I'll go to Kirigakure first." Madara waved her hand, turned and left.

"Madara! Wait for me! Don't kill people randomly! Just give that Mizukage a beating at most!" Hashirama also ran over.

....

Kirigakure...

"How are the comments online now?" Gu asked, sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed.

"...how dare you..."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Gu patted the table and asked in displeasure.

"No, no, I'm talking about what people say on the Internet..." The assistant waved his hand quickly.

At this time, Gu's cell phone vibrated... Gu opened the phone.

Ninja Dance God: We will be at the gate of your village soon.

antiquity:? ? ? ?

He forgot he had Madara's friend on his phone...

"Madara is here..." Gu's eyes were dull.

"Uh...then we..." the assistant asked after swallowing.

"What are you afraid of! Call a hundred Grandmaster pole dancing villagers, hum, you don't even need ninjas to deal with them. Bring your own pole stockings and wait for him at the village gate!" Gu reacted, stood up and shouted.

Kirigakure entrance...

"Madara...what's going on with them..." Hashirama asked tremblingly as he looked at the eye-catching scene in front of him...

"I don't know..." Madara closed her eyes and didn't look at the scene in front of her...

Forget about all the male villagers wearing sexy stockings and skirts... After all, they have seen this man wearing this before... Those dozens of male villagers combined may not have as much leg hair as Hashirama. Woolen cloth.

The problem occurred with an old man... The old man looked to be almost eighty years old... The crutches in his hands were replaced with steel pipes... The old man still wore stockings when his legs were cold... This is What are you going to do...

"Hmph, Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama! Today! This is your burial place!" Gu Qi shouted coaxingly.

Madara and Hashirama didn't say anything. They wanted to see what Mizukage's confidence was.

"Come on! Hum, Hashirama, this is the Forbidden Technique you are most afraid of!" Gu Yi waved his hand and looked at Hashirama over there and shouted.

Hashirama was confused at that time, why does this have anything to do with me?

The next scene...

Hashirama and Madara really can't stand it anymore...

It’s okay for the dozens of male and female villagers to insert the steel pipe into the ground and dance seductively on the steel pipe... The old man couldn’t even insert the steel pipe into the ground, so he just twisted his buttocks...

...

Next day's morning news.

"Third Mizukage deleted the video and issued a new post, saying that he drank too much yesterday and was farting. Please don't think too much. As for the truth, we don't know. However, Shanshan, on behalf of Konoha, I I declare that Konoha will never be afraid of any force."

"Okay, let's take a look at the next news. Electric Chicken Boy and Yellow Flash are taking action again. The two waves of forces are fighting for Rain Shinobi Village..."

At Dave's house, Dave changed the channel and watched the latest two episodes of the new Hokage Ninja.

"Uncle Dave, this Naruto, why is he from the Uzumaki clan, but has yellow hair?" Kushina and Minato came to play with Dave, and Kushina sat on the sofa nearby and asked in confusion.

"Then, have you ever thought about whether his father or mother is not from the Uzumaki clan?" Dave said with a smile.

Minato said nothing, looking at the little yellow hair on the screen and not knowing what he was thinking.

"Uncle Dave tells you a secret, come on." Dave smiled mysteriously and waved to Kushina.

Little Kushina happily walked forward and covered her ears...

After a while...

"Ah! Kushina, why are you hitting me?" Minato was watching carefully, but Kushina suddenly hit him off the sofa.

"Hmph, whoever... Whoever wants to fight with you, I'll hit you! Do you have any objections?!" Kushina blushed and waved her fist, saying intermittently...

"No...no objection..." Minato trembled...

At this time, Dave's cell phone rang, it was Sakumo calling.

"Brother Dave, is that Hatake Kakashi a member of our clan?!" Sakumo asked helplessly.

"Uh...what's wrong..." Dave said, stunned.

"When did our Hatake clan have such a disgusting and insincere person? Especially the Thousand Years of Death. The elders in the family were so angry when they saw it..." Sakumo He said dumbfounded.

"Ah...that's it...it's okay, it's a fictitious story, a fictitious person, you tell the elders, although I'm quite happy to go have a meal or something..."