Crazy Dave Of Konoha

In Orochimaru's laboratory.

"Hey, Orochimaru, please do me this favor!" Jiraiya begged, holding Orochimaru's thigh.

"No help, you go alone. If I ask these questions, won't she kill me?" Orochimaru was impatient.

"She's going to kill me when she sees me, but you can still speak," Jiraiya cried.

"...I won't go." Orochimaru shook his head ruthlessly.

"Orochimaru Onii-chan~~Help me~~"

"You go to hell!"

....

Orochimaru was so annoyed by Jiraiya that he couldn't even do the experiment, so he had to bite the bullet and find Tsunade.

"Hey, you're such a busy man, why are you willing to come to me today?" Tsunade was playing with the dice on the table at home and asked Orochimaru in front of him with a smile.

"..I..I'm here to ask you a few questions." Orochimaru asked intermittently.

"Ask me." Tsunade smiled brightly and continued to play with the dice.

"You... what kind of boy do you like?" Orochimaru decided in his mind, forget it, just die, don't let that guy bother you again.

"Huh? Why would you ask such a question?" Tsunade was also stunned.

"Ahem, I'm just curious and wanted to ask." Orochimaru forced a smile on his face.

"Hmm, I don't know, maybe it's just a coincidence." Tsunade shrugged.

"...Isn't it okay to have a flat head?" Jiraiya's mind came to Orochimaru's mind...

"ha?"

...

"A round head?? How could she like a round head?" Jiraiya listened to what Orochimaru said with a look of astonishment on his face.

"How do I know? Maybe she is different from other female creatures." Orochimaru shook his head.

"Orochimaru, tell me, is my head round?" Jiraiya touched his face and asked hurriedly.

"Your head is...long, but you don't have to worry about your image" Orochimaru sneered.

"Oh? Hahaha, my image is very handsome, isn't it? Let me just say, handsomeness can defeat all things, no matter whether the head is round or not, I am such a handsome person, why don't I believe that Tsunade is not attracted to her?! "Jiraiya laughed.

Orochimaru didn't want to offend him.

"I understand!" Jiraiya suddenly said.

"I understand, so can you leave my place?" Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya, silently thinking that this guy is not without self-awareness.

"I understand, I understand. The round-headed thing Tsunade said is just a cover. Her fiery heart only contains me. She thinks you like her, so she uses this method to remind you that this kind of flat-headed person has nothing to do with you." Maybe, rejecting you tactfully will hurt your young heart, Orochimaru! Just tell me if what I said is right!" Jiraiya touched his chin and expressed his analysis.

"...You..." Orochimaru looked at the guy in front of him. He really wanted to dissect this guy's brain to see if he was any different from ordinary people.

"..Um...you go ahead, I'm leaving first!" Jiraiya felt the increasingly uncomfortable look in Orochimaru's eyes and hurried out of here.

Jiraiya returned home, took out a suit and put it on, hung a rose in his mouth, and looked at the mirror carefully for half an hour.

Your white-haired lover: Where is Tsunade? [Hashirama Knocking on the Door Emoticon Pack]

Konoha Gambling King: I have nothing to say, but I am busy here.

Your white-haired lover: Where are you now? I’ll find you.

Konoha Gambling King: Get out of here, I'm busy.

Your white-haired lover: OK, OK, I understand, I understand, this is what Uncle Dave said, should you suppress your desire first? Unexpectedly, Tsunade, you are so playful.

Konoha Gambling King:? ? ? Have you been shot in the head?

Your white-haired lover: Ouch, I know it all. You don't have to pretend, tell me where you are, I know you can no longer suppress the beating rabbit in your heart.

Tsunade had just arrived at the casino and had not played a few games. When he looked at the message from Jiraiya on his phone, the dice in his hand suddenly exploded.

"Hey! What are you doing, Senju Hashirama! Are you cheating?!" the gambler on the other side yelled unhappily.

"Ah, no, no, I was in a bad mood just now. Like this, I have lost this round, so I should give it to you. You guys play first while I go out," Tsunade said with a smile on his face.

Konoha Gambling King: I'm in the alley next to the casino, come here

Your white-haired lover: Okay, I’ll be there soon, I won’t keep you waiting. 【Hashiramaok Emoticon Pack】

After a while, Jiraiya, who was dressed like a slut, walked into the alley.

Jiraiya's hair was slicked back, and she wore cheap hair wax worth three silver and two bottles, which looked reflective. There was a rose in her mouth, and the leather shoes on her feet were polished to a shine.

And he walked slowly into the alley, turning back three times a step...

"Tsunade~ Tsunade~ Hands and Hands~ Where are you~ I'm coming~"

"You turn around"

"Hey, okay"

....

The hospital a moment later....

"Doctor, a seriously injured patient is here." The nurse hurried to the doctor's office.

"How many injuries?" the doctor asked calmly.

"The face is sunken, the nasal bones are completely shattered, and 24 ribs are completely broken," the nurse said in a trembling voice after swallowing her saliva.

"Oh, that's it. It's a small injury. Let's take him into the operating room. I'll be there soon."

After half a day of surgery, in the ward...

Jiraiya is wrapped up like a mummy. He feels very sad and bored now. He can't even use his mobile phone with this injury...

Suddenly, Jiraiya felt two breathing sounds coming from the side.

"Are you a patient?" Jiraiya had nothing to do and greeted the two of them.

"Ah, new patient here, how are you?" One of them greeted with a smile.

"Haha, my name is Jiraiya, hello." Jiraiya laughed.

"Jiraiya? Why did you come in too?" The person who just greeted me was stunned and asked.

"Who are you?"

"Your uncle Uchiha Kagami"

"Ah?? Uncle Jing, why are you here too??" Jiraiya asked in confusion.

"He is a frequent visitor to this hospital. It is normal for him to be here. Boy, what kind of injury did you suffer?" Another person said calmly.

"Nothing, just 24 broken ribs," Jiraiya said with a nonchalant smile.

"Twenty-four broken ribs? That doesn't sound bad."

"Who are you?" Jiraiya asked suspiciously, listening to this familiar voice.

"Kakuzu"

"Kakuzu-sama, why are you here too?" Jiraiya was completely confused.

"I have a card at the hospital, and I get free treatment once a month. It's the end of the month, and I can't give this evil hospital a break. I just put a few grenades in front of me and blew them up, using up this month's free opportunity." Kakuzu said calmly said.

"What about you, Uncle Jing?"

"It's okay, I just picked up a Tengai Shinsei from Madara-sama outside," Kagami said nonchalantly.

"???"

"What's wrong is that on Didi Yaoren's app, the customer clicked on me. Who knew that another customer that the customer wanted to call brought Master Madara over? The customer also knew me and thought that Master Madara was some unknown person. No. I got to know Madara-sama, and I spat on Madara-sama’s face...and then...then I came here..." There was a touch of sadness in Jing's tone...

"The two seniors... are talented." Jiraiya looked at the ceiling of the ward and sighed...