Crazy Dave Of Konoha

three o'clock in the morning

In the Senju Station, a figure lying in the corner was saying something...

"Madara, come out and surf the Internet!" Hashirama was lying in the corner, holding the phone in his hand, looking at the room behind him and shouting softly from time to time.

"At three o'clock in the morning...you asked me to come out to surf the Internet? Mito agrees with you coming out?" Madara from the tribe looked at the time on her phone and asked speechlessly.

"Mito was asleep and I sneaked out." Hashirama smiled triumphantly.

"...Okay, see you at the door of the Internet cafe."

Internet cafe entrance...

Hashirama and Madara looked at a sign hanging on the door of the Internet cafe.

"There is something wrong with the network management and the business will be suspended for fifteen days."

"What else can happen to Nine Tails? It's been such a long time." Hashirama asked confused.

"...I'll call and ask." Madara called Nine Tails.

"Hello...it's midnight...Hello, do you have anything to do with Kurama?" The voice that came from the phone was not Nine Tails's voice, but a familiar man's.

"Uchiha Kagami? Why are you holding Nine Tails' mobile phone?" Madara asked, stunned.

"Nine Tails, he evaded taxes and is now detained in the police department for 15 days. Oh, and One Tail is with him. Their mobile phones and other personal belongings are now placed in the police department." Jing said with a yawn.

"I was wronged! Don't care about me! This is what that bastard Kakuzu asked me to do!!" A wailing sound came from the depths of the police department.

"Shut up, you are the owner of the Internet cafe. If not, who will arrest you!" The camera shouted in pain.

"Damn it, their company also shares dividends from my Internet cafe! Then Kakuzu told me that this is a legal tax avoidance, and he has avoided it dozens of times! Why don't you catch him!" Nine Tails shouted angrily.

"Impossible! Uncle Kakuzu reported you in your situation. If he was like this, how could he report you!" Jing shook his head firmly and shouted.

"Tnn, I knew that Kakuzu had no good intentions! Your police department reported a case of 10,000 taels, and if the situation was true, you would be given 300,000 taels. That guy is here for the money!" Nine Tails saw the sticker on the wall The poster of nationwide denunciation suddenly understood and roared angrily.

"Impossible, please stop making noise. I have just been discharged from the hospital. I have been working overtime here at three o'clock in the morning, and I still have to listen to your noise."

"What an injustice!!"

Madara hung up the phone speechlessly.

"Nine Tails has been arrested. The Internet cafe cannot be opened. Go back to sleep." Madara said with a yawn.

"No, I finally came out." Hashirama shook his head. He finally caught Mito sleeping soundly and came out today.

"Then what do you think we should do?" Madara asked.

"Go to your house! Madara, don't you have a lot of computers at home?!" Hashirama thought for a while and said.

"Home? Ha, I don't have a home anymore. Now my home is called Uchiha Kiki Branch." Madara sneered.

Because Butsuma and Tajima have been focusing on this fast food restaurant recently, they are now starting to compare stores in order to defeat each other.

Since the financial power of the family has always been in the hands of Madara's mother, Tajima could only "borrow" Madara's house as a matter of course. Of course, Izuna's house can't be run away either and is being renovated. Izuna has been sleeping at Tobirama's house for the past few days.

"...So Madara, you have no home?"

"No, Dave built me ​​a villa over there in the forest, where I live now, but it's still being renovated and the computer hasn't been installed yet." Madara said calmly.

"Where...to my house?" Hashirama said slowly after being silent for a while.

"Your home? If Mito is woken up..." Madara thought of something and shuddered.

"It's okay, we just need to keep our voices down," Hashirama laughed and said nonchalantly.

After returning home, the two of them quietly ran to another room.

Turning on the computer, the two started the game.

When Madara saw Hashirama next to him choosing Hayate, he knew that this game was not simple.

Especially when Madara saw a teammate, frightened by Hashirama's instant blast, directly selected Dave to break the jar, he knew that this game was no longer playable.

However, when the jungler Madara scored five kills in the first level group, he instantly felt that there was hope for the game again.

"Well done, Hashirama." Madara looked at Hashirama who helped her get the pentakill, nodded with satisfaction and smiled.

"Hmph, I told you before, Madara, you can always trust my blast!" Hashirama shook his hair angrily and laughed.

"Yeah." Madara surprisingly did not refute and smiled calmly.

One minute, two minutes, three minutes...

Madara's smile when she scored the pentakill before gradually faded...

Especially when he saw that the blast was already 0/20 in just ten minutes...

"The gun carriage kills the wind"

"How could you be killed by a cannon truck?!" Madara couldn't bear it anymore and asked angrily.

"This... I was out of health after playing in the jungle... and then... when I saw the army line, I couldn't help but jump in..." Hashirama lowered his head and whispered.

"You! Wait a minute, finish fighting? Whose field did you hit?"

Madara suddenly looked at the screen, looking at the gun carriage with the red buff...

....

Twenty-five minutes, the game is over. Madara looks at Hashirama of 0/46...

"Hashi hot mom!!!" Seeing that her rank dropped to bronze along with Hashirama, Madara couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Hashirama's collar and roared angrily.

"Ahem...Madara...calm...calm down, it's just a game," Hashirama said with an awkward smile as he was picked up.

Madara closed her eyes and thought about Hashirama's repeated operations just now. It didn't work, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became.

Then Madara picked up Hashirama, threw him directly onto the bed beside him, sat on Hashirama's body, and kept waving his fists...

at this time...

The door was slowly pushed open...

"Hashirama? Are you looking for death for staying up so late at night?" Mito was awakened by the movement here, and angrily she opened the door and shouted.

When she saw the scene in front of her...because there was no light...all she saw was the bed shaking, and then the face seemed to be Madara's, and the one underneath was Hashirama...

In the room, the three of them were silent...

Then....

In the early morning, Dave got up early...prepared to visit the clan. After all, he was the leader of the Senju clan, so he couldn't keep doing nothing all the time.

When he passed by Hashirama's house, he wanted to see his uncle and aunt.

Then Dave walked to the door and saw Bloodline's Mito being cleaned on the balcony over there...

"Auntie, why is there blood in your house? Where's the uncle?" Dave knocked on the door politely. Mito saw it and greeted Dave with a smile. Dave asked doubtfully after walking in.

"It's okay, it's just that your uncle couldn't see the road when he got up last night and accidentally hit his head and it bled," Mito said with a smile.

"Ah? Are you...are you sure...uncle, what he broke...isn't an artery?" Dave looked at the scary Bloodline on the ground and shuddered...

"It's okay. Don't you know, uncle, that your recovery ability will be fine soon?" Mito said with a smile.