Crazy Dave Of Konoha

"Hey Dave, are you free this afternoon?" Kakuzu's voice came from the phone.

"Yes, no, no, what's the matter with you?" Dave was stunned for a moment, then said quickly after he came to his senses.

"...A former veteran cadre in the village has passed away. Danzo just called the company and asked the company to stop for a while in the afternoon. All the ninjas in the village will go to the tombstone to remember them." Several black lines appeared on Kakuzu's head...

"...Oh, that's right. But to remember, isn't it just listening to Danzobb for two hours?" Dave asked with a shiver as he thought of the previous scene.

"It's just a ceremony anyway, we can just go."

"I'm going to find Danzo"

In Danzo's office...

Dave approached the door without knocking and kicked it open. When he saw Danzo dragging the paper on the ground in his hand, he was stunned...

"How unbecoming! Did you open the door to my Hokage office just when you asked?" Danzo was focused on the memorial words in his hand and didn't look at who was coming.

"Are these the words you want to use for your speech this afternoon?" Dave ignored him and asked, looking at the paper that was more than ten meters long.

"Huh? Well, why did you come to see me?" Danzo was stunned for a moment when he heard the familiar voice.

"The veteran cadre of the village is dead, so you can just give a simple speech?" Dave asked, sitting on the sofa nearby.

"What else?" Danzo rolled his eyes at him.

"I have to kowtow, kowtow, bow and kneel to him three times," Dave said with a sarcastic smile.

"...Get as far away from me as you can. I never did this when my father died." Danzo's face was full of black lines.

"Ahem, just kidding. A veteran cadre, a veteran cadre, a veteran cadre who has dedicated his life to the village! He is single-minded, devoted his whole life to the construction of the village. He works hard, works hard, and works hard in the most difficult situation in the village. When we put ourselves on the front line of life and death, can we simply remember him?" Dave said sadly, touching his heart.

"...Haha...I finally know where Uncle Kakuzu learned his nonsense about serving the interests of the people." Danzo was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and said with a sneer.

"Also, you said it so nicely, you sound like a veteran cadre. Do you know what his name is?" Danzo then asked.

"...Cang Jingkong?"

"Get out of here, what's going on?"

"We cannot simply remember..."

"Speak to me humanly"

"Of course it's a banquet!"

...

Madara's home...

"Madara! I'm here to play with you!" Hashirama took out the key hidden under the carpet, opened the door, and walked into Madara's villa.

"Come in." Madara yawned through the window on the second floor.

"Madara, are you free this afternoon?" Hashirama walked into the room and asked with a smile.

"Are you free? What, what's the matter?" Madara stretched and took off his clothes.

"Uh... Dave called me this afternoon and asked me to go have a dinner. Let's go together." Hashirama looked at Madara who was changing clothes in front of him and was stunned for a moment before reacting and said.

"Afternoon? Didn't some old guy die and let us commemorate him or something?" Madara asked confusedly after changing her clothes.

"That's it, but I replaced the memory with a meal. Dave said it was a new mourning method learned from ancient books." Hashirama shrugged.

"The ancient method? Okay, it's all the same. I don't even know which old guy died." Madara yawned.

"Madara, I heard that you got a new mobile phone?" Hashirama suddenly thought of something and asked.

"Well, change it, tsk, Dave and his company only release a new mobile phone every year, there's nothing we can do about it," Madara said helplessly.

"What phone are you using now?" Hashirama asked.

"Love Kidney 13Pro Max 1TB version Yuanfeng Blue" Madara took out her mobile phone and said with a hint of b...

"..Actually, you don't need to be so detailed...about the color..." Hashirama was hurt by the anger and said with a bit of pain.

"What? You asked me if it is easy to use? Of course it is!"

"This is the 1TB version of Aishen 13Pro Max in Yuanfeng Blue! Very easy to use."

"....Madara...let's go online"

"What? You asked me how much it costs?"

"This Aishen 13Pro Max 1TB version, Yuanfeng Blue, is not bad, only 30,000 to 40,000 taels."

"Fuck! The motor is on! My Love Kidney 8 can still be used!" Hashirama stood up angrily and shouted.

"Love Kidney 8? Hmm, that's fine too. My Love Kidney 13Pro Max 1TB version, Yuanfeng Blue, is just like that, just use it blindly."

"goodbye"

Hashirama turned around and left... He was sad...

On the way home, Hashirama took out his love kidney eight and wiped his nose.

"Hmph! I love that the kidney eight can still be used! What is this called? Mito told me that I am frugal! I am diligent and thrifty! Huh! Madara is a waste!" Hashirama comforted himself.

Then, Hashirama opened the mobile penguin chat group.

God of Ninja World, First Hokage: Have you bought the newly released mobile phone? so expensive.

Raikage Ai: Indeed, 40,000 silver taels, the dogs shook their heads after seeing it.

Tsuchikage Ohnoki: It’s a rubbish mobile phone with the latest version. I only use his phone to give him face.

Mist Shinobi ancient: Oh, garbage love kidney phone. Our village has always supported village-made mobile phones, and our liver-friendly mobile phone will be developed soon! We want to destroy the love kidney!

Ninja Speed: The latest version? Hmm, I don’t really understand.

Xiao Nana: I don’t understand. Day, why did my name change? My mother took my name again? ?

Dave at home looked at the chat in the group and was a little confused...

Married with two children: So... can I ask, what kind of mobile phone do you use?

Ninja Dance God: Voice Message

Mist Shinobi Ancient: Voice Message

Ninja Speed: Voice Message

Tsuchikage Ohnoki: Voice Message

Xiao Nana: Voice message.

Dave listened to it one by one... The voice was all about Aishen 13Pro Max 1TB version Yuanfeng Blue...

God of Ninja World, First Hokage:? ? ? Raikage, didn’t you say that for 40,000 taels, you don’t even need a dog? ?

Raikage Ai: Our village has not yet developed mobile phones, but our village is already working hard. I believe that the Spleen-friendly mobile phone that is still being planned will one day defeat the Love-kidney phone! This is the 1TB version of Love Kidney 13Pro Max in Yuanfeng Blue. I just used it first.

God of Ninja World, First Hokage:? ? ? Brother, where is your kidney 11? ?

Ninja Godspeed: Oh, throw it away. I use this iKidney 13Pro Max 1TB version Yuanfeng Blue.

Hashirama put down his cell phone and slowly walked home with tears in his eyes.