Crazy Dave Of Konoha

A few months later...

"Hey Dave, who are you, are you free now?"

Dave, who was busy fishing in the company, answered the phone.

"...Senior, what can I do for you?" Dave was stunned for a moment.

"That's it, Dave, let me ask, am I your senior?" Ashura on the other side of the phone swallowed and asked tremblingly.

"Uh, yes"

"Look, senior is in trouble now, do you want to help?" Ashura asked in a low voice.

"Uh, yes"

"Furthermore, as the number one person in the ninja world, you are unparalleled in the world. You are erudite, knowledgeable, talented, and knowledgeable. You are a genius not only in the ninja world, but also in the business world..."

"Stop, stop, stop...Um, senior, just tell me...what's going on..." Dave had a headache and quickly interrupted him.

"That's right, my grandma, she feels that she has already graduated, so she wants to innovate... She feels that cooking noodles is a bit boring... So she is going to cook dough now... Are you free tonight... .Come and help...my grandma bought more than 80 kilograms of flour..." Ashura said tremblingly.

"...Senior...I am strong in strength...but not strong in my horoscope...Well, you can find Kakuzu or uncle. They are not only strong in their horoscopes, but also have tougher lives. Yes, yes, they also have mirrors. I I still have something to do here, hang up first." Dave quickly hung up the phone...

Dave breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest...

At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open, and an angry figure walked in...

"Stop, stop, stop! I'm the boss! Can you respect me a little bit?!" Looking at this angry figure, completely ignoring his reputation as a boss and rushing in directly, Dave asked speechlessly.

"Huh, boss? Don't even think how long you can sit on the boss's seat!" Kakuzu shouted, slapping the table.

"...What's wrong?" Dave looked at him like this, maybe something happened.

"Cloud Shinobi Village has already released the first-generation mobile phone, don't you have any sense of crisis? The sales of our kidney-friendly mobile phones in Cloud Shinobi Village have dropped by several percentage points this season," Kakuzu shouted angrily.

"I mean, that's what happened...How do their first-generation mobile phones compare with ours?" Dave breathed a sigh of relief.

Kakuzu took out an iron lump from his pocket and threw it to Dave.

Dave looked at the iron lump in his hand and was silent for a while.

Dave threw the iron lump on the table...

"You're making trouble with me...can you compare these gadgets from more than ten years ago with ours?" Dave laughed angrily.

This iron knot, Dave said that he had already mentioned it in Love Kidney 1 more than ten years ago, and the screen is all covered with flowers.

"Humph, don't worry about whether he can compare. I asked around and found out that Raikage has been promoting the idea of ​​loving the village in the village, resolutely boycotting foreign products, and being self-sufficient. Coupled with the new policy issued by Raikage, any use in the village is not All mobile phones except Cloud Shinobi’s own mobile phones will be taken away for 15 days starting from 15 days.”

"According to what you say, this Raikage has gone a bit too far." Dave touched his chin.

"Now that he has done this, other villages have begun to follow suit, and Sand Shinobi has also started to use their own mobile phones." Kakuzu sat aside and said.

"Well... no, Kakuzu, come on, you do this... you..."

Kakuzu went over to listen...

After a while...

Kakuzu looked away from Dave with a solemn expression.

"I am a noble person, a pure person, a person who has escaped from vulgar taste, and a person who is beneficial to the people. How could I do such a harmful thing?" Kakuzu said solemnly.

"You haven't done enough... Ahem, after everything is done, I will increase the dividends for you and the company a little bit with you."

"I'm going to leave now. Not only that, I think the plan you mentioned is still a bit inadequate. This is my opinion... Just like this, one set after another, big snares and small snares, set after set. ..”

"Stop! Just do as I say and don't cause too much trouble for me!" Dave stopped him immediately.

"okay!"

Watching Kakuzu put on stockings and ride on the Akatsuki organization's special motorcycle before leaving, Dave nodded with satisfaction.

Suddenly, a phone call came.

"Hello, hello" Dave answered the phone.

"We have your daughter's" came a voice from the other side of the phone.

Dave narrowed his eyes. He had already thought of a hundred ways for this man to die.

"What do you want?" Dave asked calmly.

"I am the teacher of your daughter's after-school tutoring class. It has been an hour since get out of class ended. Your daughter said you would pick her up after class."

"....Oh Zette, fuck me!"

Dave ran out of the company in a hurry.

Dave received Mikoto, and his heart almost broke when he saw his daughter's somewhat resentful eyes.

Fugaku, who was standing next to Mikoto, saw Dave's expression and took courage.

"Uncle Dave, you..."

"ah!"

Seeing Fugaku being sent flying, Mikoto was stunned...

On the way..

"How come Fugaku is with you?" Dave asked confusedly, holding Mikoto's hand.

"Isn't he attending tutoring classes here with me?" Mikoto said with a smile.

"Oh, that's right. He's in a tutoring class with you. Wait a minute, isn't your tutoring class teaching you how to dance women's dances?"

"Yeah, Fugaku is so funny. We were a group of little girls dancing, and he was a boy wearing a skirt and dancing with us." Mikoto thought of something and chuckled.

The atmosphere was silent for a while...

"This kid Fugaku, I haven't beaten him enough in the past two years. Wherever he went, I'll go and talk to him." Dave was furious.

"Wait a minute, how can that kid from Fugaku have the money to go to a tutoring class?" Dave suddenly thought of something and asked.

"The teacher who teaches us dance is a member of the Uchiha girl group. This tutoring class seems to be run in the name of the Uchiha clan. Isn't Fugaku also from the Uchiha clan? Plus he went there a few days ago to struggle. I begged the teacher and let him in." Mikoto thought for a while and said.

"Haha, this kid is really 'eager to learn' and 'innocent at heart'" Dave sneered.

"Yes, yes, our teachers all say that Fugaku can dance better than us girls. When it comes to doing the splits, he is the one who does the splits perfectly. But Fugaku has been walking a little abnormally these past two days and is limping. "Mikoto nodded.

"..Forget it, I'll talk to that guy Fugaku in two days." Dave was helpless...